第4章
genchihuan**derenjuranshiyanchen！kanyangziyanchenyeshixihuantade，zhiyaoliangjialianyin，neichijiachishinengdedaodehaochu，jueduishishubujinde！
tayanshenkuangreqilai，xiangshiwangjilezaoshangfabiaodeneixiehua，dangjibianshangqian，lazhenverdeshou，shengyinciaidao：“huanhuan，yikaishinizenmebujieshiqingchuni？nikankanxianzainaodedoushishenmeshia！zheiwuziyetaixiaole，babamashangrangrenlaishoushi，womenhuijiazhu，waibiannaliyoujializhuzheshufu！haiyoumeitishangdexinwen，niyebuyongdanxin，babamashangchengqing，niyongyuandoushichijiadeerxiaojie！”
chihuanyanshenbingleng，beiwozhudeshou，yuanyuanmeiyouxiangxiangzhongdewennuan。
虚伪、让人恶心。
chouchushou，tayuqibingleng，“yinweiduifangshiyanchen，suoyinixinxiruokuang，henbudedangchangjiaoyi，baqinshengnverhuanliyi。shima？woyijingbushichijiarenle，yebuhuizaihuichijia。”
chizhenglianseyijiang，xinlimanshibuyue，jiuyinweiyidianwuhui，nienvjingranzhendebuyuanyizaihuichijia！
danmianduizhesixiaofeixiaodeyanchen，taqiangyaxiabuyue，ruanzheyuqidao：“wozhidaoyizhiyilaidouhulveleni，nifangxin，babahuigaizhengde。nimuqindeguhui，wohuiqianjinchijiazufen，bijingzheijiushitayibeizidexinyuan，niyezhidao…”
“buyong，womadeguhuizaimudihenganjing，tadangchuxialeyan，yijinghailezijiyibeizi，xianzaiwozhixiangrangtaqingqingjingjingde。”chihuanmianwubiaoqingdaduanduifangdehua。
zaigenzhananyouqianche，muqindeduoweiqua？
chizhengliansetieqing，ganjing？nienvshishuochijiadezufenbuganjing？
zairenbuzhu，taqijibaihuainuhoudao：“nienv！haodaiwoyeshiniqindie，feiyaorangwoguixialai，nicaijuedemanyima？wokannijiushijilianbuyaolian…”
“迟总！”
yanchenlishengdaduanduifangdehua，erhouqishen，quxiamuzhidejiezhi，laguonvrendeshou，qiangyingdebajiezhidaileshangqu，zheicaichenshengdao：“zheishiwoyanshizhumudexinwu。chizong，niyaoshiduiwodeweihunqibumanyi，dakeyishangsu，yanshilvshituanyongyuanyanzhenyidai。”
chizhengxinyizhan，yanshidelvshituan，yidanchushou，juewubaiji，kuangqiedangniandeshiqing，bingbujingdeqicha。
zuanjinlequantou，tadiuxiayiju“duibuqi”，taoyebanwangwaipaoqu。
“yanshizhumudexinwutaiguizhong，yanshao，nidewanxiaokaidale。”chihuanchuimou，chouchushou，quxiajiezhifanghuiduifangshouli。
zaizuzhili，xinfengdedoushishouzhiyiyu，nidechoushoudaodeqifu，tamenkeyijiaohuinibenling，jinichuangzaotiaojian，rangniqinzibao。touyicibeirenzheiyangweihu，tajuedexinqi，yeyouzhongmomingde…xingfen？
kanzheshouxinlidejiezhi，yanchenbeiqixiaole。
pangrenkewangbukejidedongxi，nvrenjuranyidiandoubuliuliandituilehuilai！
tahaizhenshibuzhidaozheijiezhidaibiaodequanliyuyiyia。
bajiezhishouqilai，tadingzheduifang，yuqimanbujingxineryoudaizhejifenqiangshi，“chizaoyouyitian，wohuirangnixinganqingyuandaishangtade。nibuxianghuichijia，neiyaoburanjiubanjinwojiali？”
chihuandingzhenanren，banzhelianjujue，“duoxieyanshaodehaoyi，danshizaibuyongle，wonengbaohuhaoziji。nizhangguanzhenuodadeyanshi，shiqingbuduoma？”
晏琛：！
tashixianqizijizaizheilima？
shenhujikouqi，tachuileshengkoushao，niutouwangwaizouqu。
pangguanyiqiedezhulijimanggenshangqu，zhenggerenkaishisesefadou。
wanle，laobandiyicibeirenzheiyangduidai，zhihoudegongzuoyidinghennanzuo…
zhuyidaozhulidesongyang，yanchentingxiajiaobu，yuqibushan，“nibingle？yaobuyaoxiuxijitian？”
zhulipiaolelaobanyiyan，xiaoxinyiyichushengdao：“laoban，chierxiaojiehuoxushiyinweizhiqianmeitanguolianai，niqianwanbeishengqi…”
“怂样！”
yanchenmayiju，dabujixuwangqianzou，dishengninan，“nidongshenme，takendinghuishiwode。xianzaizheiyang，buguoshilianaideqingdiao…”
chizhengliansetieqinghuilejia。
liumeimunvduishiyiyan，buyueertongdeyingleshangqu，wenshengxunwendao：“（baba）nizenmele？chushenmeshile？”
zheiyiwen，ziranyouyinqilechizhengbenjiuyayibuzhudenuqi，tatuilemunvliangyiba，fenfenzhizedao：“zhiqiangenchihuanjiaohezaiyiqiderenshiyanchen！youjingguolezaoshangneichangshi，neigenienvgenbenjiubuyuanyihuijia！zheixiazihuoxubianyizhanbudao，chishihaikenengbeibaofu，doushinimengandehaoshi！
shuoba，tamuguangyinlengdingzheliangrenpianke，touyebuhuidewangloushangzouqu。
beituidaozaididemunvliangmianmianxiangqu。
banxiang，liumeizuanzhenverdeshou，shengyinzhandou，“nibabuhuihushuobadao，jiaojiao，womenxianzaigaizenmeban？”
chijiaoqihongleyan，neigejianzhongpanshangleyanchen，shibiyaohuitoulaiduifutamen！
shenhuxijici，tamianqiangbaochipingjing，“ma，nibiedanxin，wohaiyouyanhang，tabuhuikanzhewomenbeiqifude。”
shuoba，taqiangchouchushou，xiaopaozhewangloushangzouqu。
guanshangfangmen，tabotongleyanhangdedianhua…
diertian，chihuanhaizaishuimengzhong，bianshoudaolelinyandedianhua。
rourouyanjing，taenxiajietongjian。
linyanchiyideshengyintouguopingmuchuanlai。
“huanhuan，xingchenshoudaolechizhengdexiaoxi，chengqingzuotiandeshiqing，datijiushigennidaoqian，shunbiansuku，shuoshuozheixieniandeburongyi，daxingdekuqingxi，nikandangniandezhengjuyaoxianzaibaochulaima？”
chihuantaohuayanzhonglengmangzhaxian，youlezuotianyanchendeshiqing，chizhengdefanyingzaitayiliaozhizhong。
dagaijiushifaxiezhuanrenyanleidedongxi。
xinlimomingdefanmen，banxiang，tachenshengdao：“xianliuzheba，dengtakuqingdexingxianglaogule，zhengjuzaibaochuqu，fanzhuancaida。”
neitoudelinyapailexiazhuozi，xingchongchongdao：“zhenghewoyi！wojiushipanirenbuzhu，chizhengzaigongzhongmianqiandaoleqian，yijingshulilekuqingxingxiang，guanzhongdaduoxianruweizhu，shijiyijingbuhaole。danyaoshiguoduanshijianzaibaochulai，neimedadefanzhuan，guangshiyulunjiunengrangtadiaocengpi！”
chihuanmianwubiaoqingdediantou，jiejuyijingnengyuliao，yijingneimeduonian，tayebuzaihuzaideng。
liangrenxianliaolejiju，bianyinweishimangerguaduanledianhua。
taiyangchusheng，chihuanhuanletaoyifu，youzailianshanghualejibi，bianchenglezhangzheqingchundoudeqingchunqishaonv。
buzhidaogaizenmemianduiyanchen，dantayeyouqitadebanfadiaochayanjiaren。
zhengyaochumen，men**xiangqi，suihoubianchuanlainansheng。
“chixiaojieninhao，woshiyanzongdezhulilizuo，yanzongzhuanmenjinindingdemeigui，tahaiyaowozhuangaonin，liudianyiqichifan。”
chihuanzhoumei，zijichuquchazheng，bukenengliudianjiuhuilai。
男人就是麻烦。