第2章 浅小爷的魅力男女通吃

bda,jinrongxi1bandexueshengmenzhengzaishanggaoshuke,linqianzuozaizuoweishang,yanjingdingzheheiban,shixiangenzhelaoshi,shounazhebishibushidihuajixia,zhuangzuotingdedongdeyangzi。

“dousuanchulailema?”gaolaoshiwangxiasaoleyiyan,“linqian,daanshiduoshao?”

linqianliangerbuwen,yijiufazhedai。

xiamianyijingyoutongxuefachuanxiao,gaolaoshijiadayinliangyouhanleyixia,“linqian,linqian!”

“you!”linqianhuangmangzhanqilai。

“答案是多少?”

linqiandixiatou,kanzhebijibenshangmanmanyiyede“shax”erzi,tadeyanshaoyuguangzhihaowangpangbianmiao,gaisidechumofeng,bujikan。

gaolaoshiyitaibiliangshangdeyanjing,zhengsedao:“yanjingbuyaoluanmiao,kanzijidedaan。”

linqiantaiqitou,xiangliangdishuo:“gaolaoshi,wobuzhidao。”

“buzhidao?wogangcaijiangdeneimezixi,nimeiting?”

“听不懂。”

“tingbudong?youzheimenanma?doushizuijibendezhishidian,wodoujianglehaojibianle。”

linqianzhijiegengaolaoshidayandengxiaoyan,shuo:“wodoudonglenijiuxiagangle。”

班里同学哄堂大笑。

gaolaoshimianziguabuzhu,paixianglezhuozi,“linqian,jiunizheixuexitaiduhaixiangkaojige?liqimokaoshimeiyoujitianle,nihaizaizuomengma?”

linqianhuranshenziyixiezhongxinzuoyi,youjiaodianzhe,danshouchadai,“wojiuzheitaidu,wotiantianshuijuedoulunbudaoniguan!”tashuohuasuiranpipide,danyangzihenshuai,shuaiqichengdubiqitamenbandexiaocaochumofeng,buchafenhao。

“ehouhouhou~~~”xiaqihongdetongxuemenyoushihanyoushipaizhuozi,bagaolaoshiqidegouqiang。

“biechaole,ni……”tazhizhelinqian,“fangxuejiaonijiazhanglai。”

“没空!”

“不来不准回家。”

“zhenghao,xiexiegaolaoshishouliu。”

“houhouhouhou~~~”tongxuemenyoushiyizhenxiahou。

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xialeke,linqianbeiliuzailejiaoshibangongshili,shenweiyigedaxuesheng,jiaojiazhangshenmede,neiyetaidiurenle,genghekuangtayewujiazhangkejiao。

huashuozaixuexiao,“qianxiaoye”deminghaoyeshichulemingde,buxuewushu,diaopidaodan,zhengrenkengren,huaishizuojin,tajiushiranglaoshizuitoutongdeneizhongxuesheng,zijibuhaohaoxue,haiyaoyingxiangqitatongxue。

yaobushineigetashiduonianmeijianguomiandeqindieyitademingyijuanzenglexuexiaoyizuotiyuguan,tagenbenmeizigejinzheigedaxue。

banzhurenyijiantajiutouteng,“nijiwozhanhao,baerdingzhaile。”

linqianwanglinggefangxiangyixie,huantiaotuilangzhe,“wobu,woxihuan。”

“niqiaoqiaonizigeer,xiangshenmeyangzi?nanbunan,nvbunv。”

linqianchuanzheyijianqianlansedegezichenshan,xiamianshizhitongdezhangku,zaijiashangyitouduanfa,yuankangennanshengwuchabie,jinkanjiugenerliupiziside,haishigennanshengmeichabie。

“niyigenvhaizijiajiade,nengbunenganshengyidian?zhanhao!”

linqianzhaojiudouzhetui,yifu“wojiuzheiyangninengnaiwohe”demoyang,zhuaizhuaideyangzitebiejian,yetebiedeshuai。

“你爸电话多少?”

“不知道。”

“buzhidao?nibadianhuanibuzhidao?”

“ha,laoshi,wolianwobashisheidoubuzhidao。”

banzhurenyouqiyouxinteng,xianzaidehaiziyuelaiyuenanguanle,“neinimani?”

“也不知道。”

banzhurenburenzhuiwenle,zhenpawenxiaqu,talaiyiju“wowufuwumumeirenguan”,banzhurenxinruan,tanqidao,“ai,linqiana,nishuolaoshigainanizenmeban?nikankannizheichengji,buxiangbiyele?neitiyuguankejiubaijuanle。”

bdajiaoxueyanjin,buguannishitongguoshenmetujingjinlaide,danzhiyaofanyanzhongcuowuhuozhechengjitaichadexuesheng,yilvquantui,duiyulinqian,banzhurenzhendeshiwunengweili。

zheishi,chumofengnazheyidieziliaozoujinlebangongshi,shenweixueshenghuifuzhuixideta,yizhidoushidajiayanzhongdesanhaoxuesheng,xuexihao、xingxianghao、jiashihao。

linqianhenhendidengletayiyan,jiansibujiu,bujiangyiqi!tadiaoerlangdangdishuo:“laoshi,ninbiejiwoguanjitangle,nixiangshuoshenmewodouzhidao,woxiacibugengaolaoshidingzuile,tadekewoshuijuezongchengba?”

banzhurenshizainatameizhe,tajiazhangyebuguan,tayouzibaoziqi,zheihaizidepanniqiyoudianguoa,“nizaizheiyanglaoshimeibanfaguannile。”

“zuihao,conglaimeiyaonimenrenherenguanguowo。”tayangzhetou,xiazuichunyidou,yikouqibagaizaimeixindeliuhaichuikai,tianxiameirennengguandelelaozi,laoziyebuyaonimenguan!

congbanzhurenneilichulaideshihou,linqiankuaibuzhuishangleqianmiandechumofeng。

xiyangxiezhaodexiaoyuanli,linqianjiangshubaowangbeihouyishuai,caizheluoyetazhefengqianxingzhici,tayizhangpaizaichumofengdejianshang,dashengbaoyuan,“chumofeng,nitaimeiyiqile,doubujiwokandaan。”

chumofengyimibadeshengaobitagaochulehaodayijie,tameiyouditou,zhijiangshixianwangxiayipie,buxiediwen:“weishenmeyaojinikan?”

“kao,xiangzaofanani?!”linqianyidiushubao,yijiaocaizhulubiandetaijie,lingkongyiyue,shuangshouyigou,zhijietiaoshanglechumofengdebei。

“xialai!”chumofengbuyuedihechi,wunaitajiugenbazhuayusidebaozheta,zenmeshuaidoushuaibudiao,“linqian,nishugoupigaoyaodema?”

“nishuoduile,wohaishiqianglikuande。”

linqianyuchumofengshitongxue,suiranhuxiangkanbushangyan,queyexianganwushidixiangchulezheimejiu。

chumofengshixiaocao,meitiandounengshoudaonvshengdeqingshu。

daxuegengaozhongbutong,daxuejiushishehuidesuoying,gezhuanyejiugengeleyizuoshanside,suoyihenduorendouyiweichulemingde“qianxiaoye”shinansheng,linqianyebubianbai。

linqianyenengshoudaohenduoqingshu,bijiaobutongdeshi,nanshengnvshenggeban,yongtazijidehuashuo,woqianxiaoyedemeilinannvtongchi。

chumofengyebushizhendeshuaita,yaozhenshuaikendingnengshuaidiao,tawanzheyao,duozhejiao,yuqiaonaodishuo:“linqian,nibiebaworejile。”

“banirejilehuizenmeyang?”tashuangtuiguzhetadeyao,shuangshoujiaochazhuazhetadexiongkouyiling,lianjiajintiezhetadeerduo,shuohuadoushitiezhetadelianjiashuode,“hahaha,chumofeng,nidaoshishuoa,banirejilenihuizenmeyang?”

chumofengturantingzhu,shuangshouzhuazhetadeshou,xiangchekaitadeshou,yezaibaohutabiediaoxiaqu,tapietou,xizhangmeihuodeyanjingzhishitadeshuangyan,“baworejile,wo……”

“linqian,nijiwoxialai!”chumofenghuameishuowan,yidaoturuqilaidejianruinvshengjihukuaihuapotadeermo,tataitoukanqu,zhijiannanyinhushidandandiduzaiqianmian,tahoubianhaigenzhetadeyiqungenban,younanyounv。