第6章 嘴上说不要身体却很诚实

chexingyiban,guchengxiaodeshoujixiangleqilai,shijialidalaidedianhua,tayuguangsaolelinqianyiyan,meiyouyongchezai,ershizhijiejiangshoujifangzaileerbian,“wei,ma,shenmeshi?”

dianhuaneitoushiyeqianruyichangqidaidexunwensheng,“erzi,rendailailema?”

“嗯。”

“taihaole,ganjinhuilai!”

guchengxiaoyousaoleyiyanlinqian,lvedaidanxindishuo:“nengbunenggaitian,taxianzaizhuangkuangbutaihao。”

“zenmele?youfanyingleshibushi?”yeqianruyoujidongyouxingfen,“erzi,meiguanxide,fanyingyuedashuomingtaieryuejiankang,daihuilaiba,bierangrenjiaguniangduiwomenjiayouyijian。”

“……”guchengxiaozhenshiwuyuningye,zijixuandelu,guizheyedezouwan,“neinimenzuohaoxinlizhunbei。”

“hao,yiqiedouzhunbeizheni。”

——

gujia,guseguxiangdedazhaizili,guyuanheyeqianruzuozaishafadeyibian,guchengxiaohelinqianzuozailingwaiyibian,zhongjiandechajishangfangzheliangbenxinxianchuludehongbenben。

sheidoumeiyouhangyisheng,qifenyidugangadaolebingdian。

yuanbenyichangxinxidegujiaerlao,cikeweiyouchenmo,zhiqianyouduoqiwang,xianzaijiuyouduoshiwang。

qiaoqiaoqiaoqiao,zheishinvhaizima?yishanbuzheng,biqinglianzhong,erduoshanghaiyouhaojigeerding,suiranshixiahenliuxingpodongku,danzheirenshenshangdeyikupodeyetaikuangfangledianba?!

guyuanheyeqianrudasidouxiangbudao,erzideshenmeiguanjingranruciqite,tamenjiujiudoujibuchuyigezilai。

liangjiu,yeqianruyayizhexiongqiangneidepaoxiao,jiduyinrendiwenlediyigewenti,“zhenyoule?”

“wo……”linqiangangyikaikou,guchengxiaojiuqiangshidijieguohuacha,“meidaoshijian,xianzaishuoduojihui。”

“hao,buwenzheige,neiguniang,niduodale?”

youshiguchengxiao,“nianlingbushiwenti,nenglingzhengjiuxing。”

guyuanyinchendemianseyouchenleyidian,duiyuweilaierxi,tameiyaoqiuduifanggengujiamendanghudui,danqimadedafangdetizongdeyoua,zheiyaoqiubuguofenba?yanqianzheige……jianzhibukanrumu。

yeqianrudunjuexiongkoubiemenbuyi,tachuileyixiaxiongkou,wendao:“xiaoguniang,nibamazhidaoma?doutongyi?”

guchengxiaobujibuhuandishuo:“tadejiarenmeiyijian,eduile,tadejiarenbayinggairenshi,linpei,yiqianbangnizuoguoshi。”

guyuanxianglexiang,neidoushijishinianqiandelaopengyoule,“linpeideguinv?”

linqiandaoshixianghuida,dankanguchengxiaodelianse,bingbuxiangtaduozui,tayejiubizuile。

guchengxiaolazhetazhanqilai,shuo:“ba,ma,rennimenkanjianle,fanwomenjiubuchile,zoule。”

“ni……shenmetaidua?”

“chouxiaozi,nijiwohuilai……huilai!”

buguanshengqinumadeerlao,guchengxiaolazheruojisidelinqiankuaibulikai,nengqidianzoujueduibuliudaoqidianyike。

congjinmendaolikai,yejiuduanduanshifenzhong,zheizhenggeguochenglinqiandouchuyumengbizhuangtai。

yemulongzhaozhedadi,cuicandefanxingzaishuyutadetianjilizhanfangzheguangcai,linqianmeiyoukanqingchugujia,quekanqinglegujiaerlaodelianse,tamenduitahenbumanyi。

会满意,就怪了。

“neige……”tashizaibuzhidaojiaotashenme,“zanzheishi,suanshichengle,haishimeicheng?”

“zhengdoulingle,hainengbucheng?fangxinba,wodeshiwonengzuozhu。”

“那为什么是我?”

jiaojiaoyueguangxia,linqianzhuantoukanzhetadefangxiang,queyiranbuganzhishitadeyanjing,dichuideshuangmoudaizhenongnongdeyihuo,bineiyueguanghaiyaolingrenchenzui。

zhidaohenduonianyihou,guchengxiaodoumeiyouwangjilinqiandiyiciwenzheigewentishidejinxiaoshenwei,taxiang,neigeshihoudetataiwuzhutairuoxiaole,yizhiyusuibianzhuadaoyigendaocao,douyaojinjinzhuaizhu,shengpashiqurenhekenengqiushengdejihui。

guchengxiaomeiyouhuidata,suirantashibeishejide,dantabukefourendangxiadeyiluanqingmi,yebukefourenqinfanletadeshishi,zheijianshijiugenzhexiubuyiyang,gaizhetadaodedixianshangdeyiduolanchuang,tabuyuangensheitiji。

chuqiudewanshang,yefengdaizhejixuqingliangxixichuilai。

liangfeng,jiashangguchengxiaoyandideliangyi,linqianjuedeyoudianleng,tajiangshuangshoujinjindibaozheqianxiong。

guchengxiaoqiaoqiaodifangmanlejiaobu,zailinqianhaowuchajuedeqingkuangzhixiazouchenglebingjian。

hudi,danbodexiaojiantoubeiyashangleyijianwaitao,kuandadexizhuangwaitao,haidaizhemoshengnanrendetiwen。

linqianshenziyidou,shoumangjiaoluandiyaobaxizhuangnaxialai,“buyaobuyao,nichuanzheba。”tabunengnongzangletadexizhuang,duoguia,takepeibuqi。

nanrendeshouyaleyixiatadeshoubei,“chuanzheba,wanshangliang。”

dichenhuanhedeshengyinjinrunletadeermo,yipietou,takandaotagujiefenmingdeshou,shouzhixiuzhang,zhijiaganjing,yeganshoudaoyounanrenzhijianchuanlaidewendu,tadexinzangmeilaiyoudiyizhenluantiao。

tasuiranyansulengjun,danyeyouxixintitiedeyimian。

“eleba?xiangchidianshenme?”

“buyaobuyao。”linqianguaiqiaodiyaozhetou,mianduiyigenianzhangyouqichangqiangdenanren,tashunjianbianchenglebaozi,zaibuzhidaoduifangshidishiyouzhiqian,zuihaoyinzangshili。

keshi,gugujiaodeduzichumaileta。

guchengxiaozuijiaoqinzheyimoxiaoyi,“zuishangshuozhebuyaobuyao,shentiquehenchengshima。”

“……”kanlaishiyimeilaosijia。

kaichequmishi,chexingbanlu,guchengxiaodeshoujiyouxiangleqilai,shijialidalaidedianhua,buyongcaidouzhidaotamayaoshuoshenme。

guale,youda,zaigua,zaida,tatanleyikouqijieqilai,youxiewunai。

dianhuaneitoushiyeqianrujianguisidenuhaosheng,“nibazhaolinpeiquerenguole,linqiangenbenbushitadenver,nixiangqisiwoa,shenmebuzhaopianpianzhaoyigebunanbunvdehuilai,nianjixiaoyejiusuanle,linpeishuotacongxiaofumulihun,wurenguanjiao,tajiushiyigewentixuesheng,wogennibabutongyi!”

“miyichengchui,wanle。”

“haizishengbushengsuiyi,tasheng,womenyang,tabusheng,jinzaoquliu。”

“ma,nizheijiuguofenlea。”

“guofendeshiniguchengxiao,”yeqianruyijingqideyanmaojinxingle,zhijiejiangdianhuajiaodaoleguyuandeshouli,guyuankengqiangzhishengyouruhongzhong,taduizhedianhuazhijiekaima,“nigehunzhangdongxi,zhuanmengenwozuoduishibushi?”

shengyintaida,guchengxiaojiangshoujinayuanlexie,yuguangwuyijianmiaodaofujiashizuodexiaoyatou,tazhengmuguangweiweidichouzheziji,neihaipadexiaoyanshenhaoxiangzaishuo,qiuqiunibuyaodiuxiawo。