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青州·朱雀街。
hongzhuangshili，xilexuantian。
jinridezhuquejieshifenrenao，jiedaoliangpangjimanlekanrenaodewanjiahebaixingnpc。
zhangzhangdeyingqinduiwucongjiedaolingyitouhuanbuerlai。
weishoudexinlangshenzheyixidahongxipao，zuozaigaodadehongsejunmashang。
tamianrongjunmei，yanzhongmanshixiyueyuqidai，zaitadeshenhougenzhezhuangshijingmeidehuaqiao。
huajiaopangbiangenzheshiermingxipo，tamenshoutizhulan。
biangensuiduiwuqianjinchaolubiandiuchujinyezi，zuilibianshuozhexiqingdezhufuyu。
xipohoufanggenzhedeshi，fuzeyiluchuiladanchangdeyingqinleshi，yijixinlangxinniangdepinlihejiazhuang。
danglubiankanrenaodewanjia，jiangshixianluozaineixiejiazhuangpinlishangshi，gegebuyoudefachudaizhejingyahexianmudegantan。
【dangqian】fuyou：“woleigeca，luoshuidashendepinliyetaihaohualeba？”
【dangqian】ququ：“nahaohuale？wozameikanjianni？”
【dangqian】ziyu：“bushinixiaa？jiazhi3wyushidejiuweihuzuoqishikanbujianma？”
【dangqian】youyou：“3wdejiuweihuzuoqi，8wdejipinchengsecitiao，13wdeshenpinbaobao，waijiayouqianyemaibudaode「jiutianxuannv」shizhuang。”
【dangqian】youyou：“wodemaya，zheihuanwowodouxiangjiale。”
【dangqian】luoshuixiaomimei：“**，luoshuidashenzheishibankongzijidejiadilema？”
【dangqian】yuu：“aaaaa，xianmusiwosuanle。”
【dangqian】zipi：“nijiusuanleba，renjialuoshuidashenqudekeshiquanfudiyimeiren。”
【dangqian】piaopiao（quanfudiyimeiren）：“taqudeshiquanfudiyimeiren，neiwoshishei？？”
【dangqian】fupofanfan：“ai，zhenshiyouqianrenzhongchengjuanshu，meiqianrenqinyanmudua。”
【dangqian】luoyu：“ze，zhenshizhijianxinrenxiao，bujianjiurenkua。”
【dangqian】luoyu：“wotingshuoluoshuidashenzhiqianyouqingyuanlaizhe，zheicaiguoquyigeyuedeshijian，zenmejiuturanhuanrenle？”
【dangqian】meiyu·lele：“renjiadashenzhaoqingyuanhaidegennibaobeishiba？”
【dangqian】luoyu：“xiaosile，woshuodeshishihua，luoshuidedashenzenmelaide，taxinlimeidianbishuma？”
【dangqian】meiyu·yaoyao：“lelebielita，luoshuidashenjichichidepinlitaihaohua，youxiesuanjijiduyehenzhengchang。”
【dangqian】luoci（jianxiushouxidizi）：“？”
【dangqian】chiguaxiaonengshou：“wodimaya，meiyuzheibangzilianjie，chaofengrendoubukanduixiangdema？”
【dangqian】jiuchengxin：“zhengchang，tamenyoubushiyitianliangtianzheiyangle。”
【dangqian】luoci（jianxiushouxidizi）：“wolaopojidushenme？shi99wyitoufenghuangbinineihansuanhulipaodeman？haishiyiba108wdechengwubuhaoyong？”
【dangqian】luoci（jianxiushouxidizi）：“zaishuole，nijialuoshuidashenneitao「jiutianxuannv」shizhuanghaibuzhidaoshicongnanonglaideni。”
【dangqian】wujianbushang：“meizhaowo。”
【dangqian】wujianbushang：“danwozhidaosheiyou，yineigerendexinggelaishuo，tashibuhuibashizhuangsongchuqude。”
【dangqian】liuzi（fuxiushouxidizi）：“**，haoxiangchidaoguale。”
【dangqian】guatianlidecha：“shenme？youguachi？naninani？”
lubiankanrenaodewanjiadunshijidongqilai，neixindechiguabaguazhihunkaishixiongxiongranshao。
jiuzheluoshuishibushiruanfannan，yijineitaojuebanshizhuang「jiutianxuannv」shicongnadehuatizhijiedangchangliaoleqilai。
renaoxiqingdehunli**beidaipianchengchiguaxianchang。
zuozaihuajiaoneide「meiyu·chichi」tingjianlubianwanjiadeliaotian，xindiyouxiehuangluan。