第1章 不是开玩笑

yesemenglong,hunandemusejiubali,wulunshibataihaishiwuchizhongyang,douhuanraozhezheneryulongdedianziyinle,rangmeigejinlaiderendoureqingpengpai,zheishishuyushangliushehuideshenghuo。weiduerloudeviptaofangneiquexiandeyichanganjing,jihukeyikendinglimianderenzaitaolunhenzhongyaodeshiqing,jiulianzhangangdefuwuyuanyebugankaojin。

turanfangneichuanlaiyishengjinghu——

“nijingranshuncongninainaideyiyuanxiangqin?quedingzheibushikaiwanxiao!?”situjingyingjundelianshangfuxianchubukesiyi,benlaiyonglandetangzaishafashangdezishi,beijingdezuozhileshenzi。

“womeikongkaiwanxiao,zheigeyuediwojiuhuijiehun。”gusichendandingdeshuochukou,biaoqingmeiyouyisibianhua,sihuzhishizaixuanbuyijiangenzijiwuguandeshiqingbale。

yipangdechengjunyijuzhejiubei,muguangzaitanhuadeliangrenzhijianlaihuiqiehuan,zuihoutingzaigusichenshenshang,weiweimizheyanjing,jintianyijingshiyuezhong,yiweizhejuliyuedihaiyoubudaoliangzhoudeshijian,zhenrangrencaibutouzheijiahuojiujingweiheyouzheiyangdexiangfa。

zuozaizheijianviptaofangneidesanren,suibianyigedoushibimingxinghaiyaoyandenanzi,beichengweishigshidehuangjindanshenhan,meiyouyigebushichushenyuhaomen,shenjiaheqigao。pingshijiandandeyigejuedingdouyoukenengjingdonggshidegujia,jiusuozaidezheijiamuyejiuba,yeshisanrentufaqixiangjiuchuangliqilaide。diweirucigao,jiulianshizhangpengjianyeyaolirangsanfendegusichen,rujinzuochuzidiaoshenjiade“xiangqin”zheiyijueding,dequelingliangweihaoyoubujie。

jingguoyifanxunwen,situjingbingweinengconggusichendekouzhongtanchugesuoyiran,yushihaibusixin,bajiubeilidehongjiuyiyinerjin,shenhuxilengjingxialaihou,zaizhuantouwangxianggusichen,“cengjingbushishuohao,wulunsheidoubunengchengweijiazudekuilei,chufeiyujianzhenai,buranbuhuijiehunma,zenmeturanjiuweifanwomenzhijiandeyuedingle?”

“xiangqin,jiehun,tingzhetingyouqude。kuangqie,jianglaijiubuyongzaibeinainaizhuizhecuiwojiehun,zheibushiyijuliangde。”gusichendandandekaikou,yijiubaochizhezunguidezuozi。

xiangguogusichenkenengbuhuidatadewenti,quemeixiangdaohaoxiongdihuizuochuzheiyangdehuida,“youqu?”situjingdeyindiaozengjialejifen,“nijintianshibushishoucijile……nijingranjuedejiehunyouqu?weileyikeshufangqizhenggesenlindezuofa,ninaozimeichuwentiba?”shuozhe,jiubashoushenxianggusichen,haimeilaidejichupengdaota,jiubeitatousheguolaideyanshenjizhizhizhule。

situjingshenzhizijiyigerendelilianggenbenwufaquanshuogusichengaibianzhuyi,yushiduichengjunyishileshiyanse,yipangziguzipinchanghongjiudechengjunyimingbaitadeyongyi,jiandanwenleyiju,“ninainaijinianpaidexiangqinduixiang,shishei?”wenwanyounaqijiubeiminlemin。

“songqingfei。”gusichenraoyouxingzhidebawanzheshouzhongdejiubei。

“songjiayirenhuilaijiusongchuguodeqianjin?achen,ninainaizenmeturankanshangtade。”chengjunyizaixinwenbaodaoshanglejieguocishi,biankaikouwendao。

kegusichenzhishiminminzui,bingweizuohuida。

“jishishisongjiadeqianjinyouruhe,gushijituanneimeda,zaigshisheinengshiachendeduishou,erqiehaiyouwomenxiongdiliang,nandaonihaixuyaolianyinlaizhuangdajiayema?”situjingyijiubujie,kouqizhongjiazazhenongnongdeyuanqi。

chengjunyilengbudingdidiaokandao,“ajing,nibieneimejidong,yaobushiwoqinyankanjiannigennvrenzaiyiqi,jiunixianzaidebiaoxian,wodoukaishihuaiyinixingquxiangshibushiyouwenti。”

situjingzhanghonglelian,ehenhendidengzheta,“shinimeigaoqingchuzhuangkuangba?achenhurantongyiquxiangqin,erqiehaifanghua,zheigeyuejiehun!zheibushijiandandegennagejituanhezuohuozhejieyue,ershijiehun!renyoujialirenbaibujiusuanle,zhijindoumeijianguoneigenvren,sheizhidaoneigenvrenshibushizhangdegenchoubaguaiside,yaozhenshineiyang,yihouzenyangshenghuozaiyiqi,haiyaotiantianshuizaitongyizhangchuangshang……bugenniche,fanzhengwomenzuoweixiongdi,jiubuyinggaitongyitadezuofa!”

buzhidaoshiyinweiqingxutaijidong,haishihuashuotaiduo,situjingnaqizhuoshangdehongjiu,jiuwangzuiliguan。

viptaofangneiyinweisitujingdeyidaduanhua,zaiyicixianrudaoyipianjijing。sanrengehuaixinshi,ergezheyishanzhinengyouneikanxiangwaimiandeteshubolichuang,waimianyijiubeidianziyinlesuohuanrao,meirenzhidaofangneijiujingfashengheshi,waitouderenaosihaobushouyingxiang。

gusichendeshixianzhishizhizhongyizhidingzhebolichuangwai,sihuzaidengguangshanshuodedatingyoushenmedongxizaixiyinzheta。ganshoudaokenengshiyinweizijideyuanyindaozhidechenji,bansuizhexiongdimendetanxisheng,tacaihuanhuankaikou,“songqingfeiduzizaimeiguoliuxue,tagennimenxiangxiangzhongdebingbuyiyang。”

bingbudonggusichenshuozheijuhuadeyisi,situjingluchuyifucuoedebiaoqing,“zheisuanshenmejieshi,nishenmeyisi?”

huabuduodechengjunyi,chuoleyikouhongjiu,“zhiqianbushihaiyizhijujuejiehunzheijianshima,zenmeturanjiutongyigensongqingfeixiangqin?nandaobeininainaiweixiele……huozhezhendeshiyinweizhuangdajiaye,xuyaozijin?qishizhiyaonikaikou,womendouhuibangnide。”

gusichenwangzhechuangwaideshixianbingmeiyoubianhua,zhishiweiweicumei,“bushi。”

“zhishiyinweiyouqu。”diuxiazheiyangyijuhua,tazhanqishenzoudaomenkou。dongzuoyouyadibamenbandakai,dangjiwaimianzheneryulongdeyinlechongchizhezhenggeviptaofang,taqueruowuqishilikaifangjian。

gusichendedongzuolinghaizaisikaodeliangrengandaochijing,situjinglimafangxiashouzhongdejiubei,xiangtadebeiyingzhuiwen,“nizheijiahuojintianzenmele,yaoqunaliyebushuo?”

meiyoudedaohuiying,chengjunyihesitujingliangrenfeichangbujiedekanlekanduifang,zaikanxiangmenwaineigejingzhiwangbataifangxiangzouqulenanren。

“tajiujingxiangzuoshenme?”

chengjunyiwushiletazheigewenti,quekaikoudao:“tayaozuoshenmexinliyoushu,xianbieguanta。ganjinbamenguanshang,shizaishoubulewaimianneiqunnvrenyaochirendeyanshen。”situjingsuiranxiangzhidaogusichenyaochuquganma,danshitayeshoubuleneiduinongzhuanglieyandenvrenbuduanpaoguolaidemeiyan,zuizhongbamenguanshangle。