引言：
wobangdingleshenhaoxitong，renwuyuelipujiangliyuefenghou。
kaijukuangsayigeyi，quanshikuanghuanguiqiuwozaijiezaili。
xitongturanfabuzhongjirenwu：“rangsuoyourenxiangxinnishiqiongguangdan。”
wolianyebanqiaodongjianpolan，quebeifuhaobangjizhezhuagezhengzhe。
qingjizhixiawozhizheshoufudahan：“tacaishizaitiyanshenghuodezhenshenhao！”shoufuputongguixia：“laoban，ninceshizhongchengdudefangshiyetaihenle——”
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chaopiaoxiangqiutiandeluoye，fenfenyangyangdicongshizhongxinguangchangdejudaguanggaopaidingduanpiaoluo。
bushidaoju，bushimingbi，shihuozhenjiashi、zhanxintingkuo、sanfazheyoumoxiangdebaiyuandachao。
xiamian，shifeitengderenhai。jianjiao、sihou、tuisang、tiaoyue，wushushuangshoushenxiangtiankong，fengkuangzhuaquzheneichangturuqilaidehongsebaoyu。
jiaotongzaoyitanhuan，qichemingdishengbeiyanmeizaizheneryulongdekuanghuanli，bushaorencaishanglecheding，liankongyinjidongerniuqu。
“linfeng！linfeng！linfeng！”
mingzihuijuchenglangchao，chongshuazheguangchangsizhoudebolimuqiang。
guanggaopaidingduan，fenglieliechuidongzhewodeyijiao。woditoufukanzhejiaoxiazheipianyouwozhizaodefengkuang，mianwubiaoqingdijiaozhekouxiangtang。
erduoli，binglengdexitongtishiyinxiangshizuiyueerdejiaoxiangle。
【ding！xiaohaocaifuzhi：100,000,000yuanzheng。】
【zhanghuyue：……（shuzitaizhang，landenian）】
【shenhaodianshu+999！suzhudangqian‘lipu’pingji：s+！qingjixubaochizheizhonghaowudaolikeyandeshaoqianfengge！】
爽。
yizhongjinhumamude、lingjiayuzhongshengzhishangde**，shunzhejizhuipasheng。
wojiaolinfeng，yizhouqian，wohaishigechizhepaomianaoyeshuaduanju，baoyuanmingyunbugongdeshechu。
zhidaozheigemingjiao【lipushenhaoxitong】dewanyierzazhonglewo。
guizejiandancubao：wanchengxitongfabudexiaofeirenwu，fangshiyuelipu、yuefeiyisuosi，huodedejiangliyuefenghou。chushizijin？wuxian。
huozheshuo，duodaoyiwopinjidexiangxiangligenbenwufalijiedechengdu。
saqianyigeyi，zhishixitongfabudediyigexinshourenwu——“yongyizhongzugouxijuxingdefangshi，rangzhishaoyiwanrentongshizhidaoniyouqian”。
wozuodaole，erqiechaoewancheng。
jingchahebaoanshoulashouzuchengrenqiang，mianqiangweichizhezhixu，tamendelianshangtongyangxiemanlenanyizhixinheyisibeiqifenganrandechaohong。
dianshitaidezhishengjizaitoudingpanxuan，jingtousisisuodingzhewo。
woduizhejingtou，mantiaosilididuizhexiafangbilegexin。
人群再次爆炸。
“linshaoye！kanzheili！”
“die！ninhaiqueerzima？！”
“wozaiyebuchaoxiaoxiaoshuolishenhaowenjiangzhile！yishuguoranlaiyuanyushenghuo！”
jiuzaizheishi，guangchangzuidadedianzipingmu，yijiquanshisuoyouzhengzaibofangxinwendepingmu，huamianmengdiyiqie。
wodelianbeiwuxianfangda，zhanjuzhenggepingmu。xiafangshiyixingxingmudejinsebiaoti，bansuizhezhuchirenjidongdaopoyindehuawaiyin：“tufaxinwen！shenmijufulinfengxianshengyushizhongxinguangchangjinxing‘cishanxingcaifusanfa’！qizhenshishenfenchengmi，jubuwanquantongji，benci……bencisaqianjinegaodayiyixianjin！bentaijiangchixuweininzhuizongbaodao！”
【ding！quanshizhimingdutupo90%！renwuchaoewancheng！jiangli：shenhaodianshu+2000，‘quanqiudingjichaopaosuijimanghe’x3，‘dashijiyanji’jinengshuyifafang！】
e？haiyouyiwaizhixi。yanji？zheixitongluziguoranye。
jiexialaiderizi，wochedichenmiyuzheizhongyongqianzasuiyiqiechangli、zhizaogezhonglipuchangmiande**。
xitongrenwuer：【zailingchensandiandehaidilao，baoxiasuoyoumendian，zhiweilejiyizhiluguodianmenkoudeliulangmaochangshengrige，bingpinqingyizhiweiyenajiaoxiangletuanxianchangbanzou。】
我完成了。
shipindianjiposhiyi，quanwangdouzaiwen“nazhimaozheimexingyun”he“jiaoxiangletuanlayishouduoshaoqian”。
renwusan：【shougoubenshizuidadejianshenfang，ranhouxuanbusuoyoujianshenqicaiquanbuhuanchengchunjindazao，huiyuanfeijiangzhiyiyuan，liyoushinixihuanjinse。】
jinyaling、jinpaobuji、jingangling……jianshenfangmenkoupaiduiderenraochengsanquan。
woxitixinwaihao“huangjinfengzi”。
renwusi：【touziyibudianying，yaoqiuqingjiequanchenghuche，yanyuanbixuquanshihaowuyanjideguangchangwudama，dandaoyanbixudeshihuodeguoaosikadeneige。】
aosikadaoyannazhewokaide、wufajujuedetianjiazhipiao，duizheyiqunhuantianxididedama，choudetoufayibabadiao。
dianyingweipaixianhuo，guanggaofeijiushouhuilechengben。
wodeshenghuobeixiangchemeinv、fengchengtaohao、huangdanrenwuhewushurenxianmujiduhendemuguangtianman。
yinxingkalideshuzitiaodongdesudu，rangzuizishendeyinxingjinglidouxinjingroutiao。
woxiguanlesuodaozhichu，renqunzifarangkaidaolu，yongneizhonghunzazhekewang、jingwei、yiji“zhei**pingshenme”defuzayanshenzhushizhewo。
quanshi，bu，quanguodouzaikuangredizhuizongwodemeiyizexiaoxi。
wodemingzichengleliuliangmima，wosuishoumaixiadedongxixiayimiaojiunengmaiduanhuo。
renmenguiqiuwojixu“zaofushehui”，duofabuyixie“lipudanzaofubaixing”derenwu。
woyeyiwei，zheizhonghuihuowudu、huangdanyoushuangfantianderizihuiyizhichixuxiaqu。
直到——
neishiyigeputongdeyewan，wogangganghualesanyipaixiayikezuanshi，zhiyinweixitongshuotahewowancanchideniupaiyansehenpei。
wotangzaiwubaipingmidebieshudingceng，xiangshouzhe**，kanzhechuangwaichengshidenihong，juederenshengbuguoruci。
binglengdexitongtishiyin，haowuyuzhaodizaicixiangqi。
danzheiyici，yudiaobuzaishiwangrineizhonglvedaidiaokandejixieyin，ershibiandejiqiyansu，shenzhidaizheyisi……guiyidelianmin？
【jinggao！jiancedaosuzhuyichubushiyingshenhaoshenghuo，xianfabuzhongjishilianrenwu！】
【renwumingcheng：‘zhenshidehuangyan’】
【renwuyaoqiu：zai30tiannei，rangquanshijie（zhishaonisuozaichengshi90%yishangrenkou）jianxinnishiyigeyipinruxi、zhengzhazaiwenbaoxianshangdeqiongguangdan。】
【renwujiangli：？？？（pingjiyuegao，jiangliyuefenghou，huojiangzhijiechujixitongzhongjimimi）】
【renwushibai：boduoquanbucaifu，xitongjiebang，jiyiqingchu，dahuiyuanxing。】
wolianshangdexiaorongshunjianninggu。
**shijiaodididiwen：“linxiansheng，shilidubuduima？”
womengdizuoqishen，yibahuikaitadeshou，lianseshabai。
“gun！doujiwogunchuqu！”
suoyourenliangundaipadixiaoshi。
woduizhekongqipaoxiao：“xitong！**wanwoni？！rangquanshijiexiangxinwoshiqiongguangdan？zheizenmekeneng？！woxianzaichumenfanggepidounengshangcaijingtoutiao！”
zheirenwuhezhishilipu？zheijianzhishizisha！
rangneixiezuotianhaiguizhejiaowobabaderen，xiangxinwojintianjiupochanchengleqigai？chufeiwosile，huozheshijiemorile！
xitongchenmozhe，haowuhuiying。
zhiyouneigebinglengderenwujiemianxuanfuzaiwoyanqian，shibaichengfaneixingzixiangcuiledudebishou，dizaiwodehoulongshang。
打回原形？
huidaoneigeyinanchaoshidechuzuwu，huidaoneizhongkanrenlianse、jinjinjijiao、haowuxiwangdeshenghuo？
不！绝对不行！
judadekongjujuezhulewo，danjinjiezhe，yizhongbeibidaojuejingdehenlimaolechulai。
bujiushiyangeqiongguangdanma？laoziyoudeshiqian！haiyoudashijiyanji！wanjiushile！
yiyezhijian，wo，dingjishenhaolinfeng，xiaoshile。
suoyoudeshehuaxiaofeijilujiaranerzhi。
社交媒体停止更新。
bieshukongle，chaopaozaichekujihui。
电话号码成了空号。
yucitongshi，chengshilingyigejiaoluo。
echouxuntiandeqiaodongxia，wenyingwengwengdiraozhejidailajifeiwu。
wo，chuanzheyijianconglajiduilifanchulaide、lingkoudouxisongledepotxu，yitiaozhanmanyouwudeduanku，talazherenzituo，zhengmaitouzaiyigelvsedelajitonglifenlifanzhao。
hanshuishunzheejiaohualuo，hehuichenhunzaiyiqi，yangdenanshou。
“made……”wodishengzhouma，xiaoxindiburangzijixintiedejiahuzidiaoxialai，“yilaguanyimaoyige，kuangquanshuipingwufen……zheidejiandaohounianmayuecainengcougouyidunfanqian？”
“dashijiyanji”quanlifadong，wonulijiangzijidairuyigezhenzhengde、zoutouwuludeqiongguijiaoseli。
yanshenyaokongdongmamu，dongzuoyaochihuanwuli，yaodeweiweigoulouzhe，kanrendeshihouyaodaizhedianweisuohetaohao。
pangbianyigezhenzhengyijianpolanweishengdelaodaye，jingtididaliangwozheige“xinlaide”，dunangdao：“xiaohuozi，shoujiaotinglisuoa，nageqiaodongde？yiqianmeijianguo？”
wojichuyigekusedexiaorong，yongkeyishayadeshengyinhuida：“gang……ganglai。laojiafadashui，meifazile。”
xinliquezaifengkuangtucao：laozizhuwubaipingbieshudeshihou，nizheilaotouhaizaijianzhipini！
zheijitian，woshibianlesuoyounengxiangdaode“zhuangqiong”fangfa。
woqutianqiaobaiguotan，mai“zuchuan”desuliaojiezhi，beichengguanzhuilebatiaojie。
woqugongdibanzhuan，jieguo“yibuxiaoxin”zhanxianlexiabeixitongqianghuaguodeshentisuzhi，yirenganleshigedehuo，gongtoujingweitianren，feiyaojiwozhanggongzi，wozhihao“niushang”yaolangbeipaolu。
woquxiaofanguanxiangyingpinshuawangong，jieguolaobankanwoxipinenrou（xitongyouhuatizhi），feishuowoshibianyijizhelaianfangheixindiande，chadianbaojing。
诸事不顺！
meiciwojuedezijiyandegoucanle，xitongtishide“xinrendu”quezhangdemanruwoniu。
ouerzhangjidian，haishiyinweinagelurenkanwokelian，shishelewoyikuaiqianmantou。
【dangqianquanqiuxinrendu：0.00001%】
【shengyushijian：27tian13xiaoshi42fen】
zheitamayaodaohounianmayue？！
wodingzhexunipingshangneicandandeshuzi，henbudebaxitongjiuchulaibaodayidun。
zuidadewentishi，wotaiyoumingle！jiusuanwoduodaoqiaodong，ouerhaishinengtingdaoluguodexingrenxingfenditanlunwo。
“ai，nishuolinfengdalaoshibushiwannile，yougaoshenmexinhuayangqule？”
“kendinga！neizhongrenwu，saqiangensazhiside，zhibudingxianzaizaidibaitadingsajinbini！”
“wodutaxiazhoujiuchuxian，erqiekendingyougaogedaxinwen！”
wotingdeneixinkuangxiao：laozijiuzainimenpangbianjianpingzia！nimenyanxiama？！
不行，得加大力度。
woyifahen，kaishizhuanzhaoneixiefuhao、wanghong、jizhejingchangchumeidegaodangchangsuofujinjianlaji。
fengxianjigao，danshouyi……duyiba！
zheitianxiawu，wozhengdunzaiyigewuxingjijiudianhoumendelajitongpang，xiaoxinyiyidibawofandaodejigepinxiangwanhaodekuangquanshuipingzhuangjinshepidai。
yiliangheisemaibaheqiaowushengxidihuadaowopangbiantingxia。
chechuangjiangxia，luchuyizhangzhuangrongjingzhidelian。
shiwoshangshangzhou“zizhu”guodeyigexiaowanghong，haoxiangjiaolilian。dangshiwosuishourengjitayigebao，tajidongdechadiandangchangyishenxiangxu。
tazhouzhemeitou，shangxiadaliangzhewo，yanshenlichongmanlexianqiheyisibuqueding：“wei！jianpolande！”
woxinliyigedeng，ganjinbatoumaidegengdi，yazhesangzi：“**……youshi？”
“ze，chousile。”tawuzhubizi，rengchulaiyigexiaozhituan，jingzhundizazaiwomianqian，“shangnide，ganjingunyuandian，biedangzheguirendelu。”
neizhituan，shizhangbeirouzhoudebaiyuandachao。
我：“……”
【ding！shoudaoshishe，laizililiande‘lianmin’，xinrendu+0.0000001！】
我特么……
jiuzaiwoneixinwanmabenteng，sikaoshijianqizheiwuruxingjiqiangdeyibaikuai（bijingrenwuxuyao）haishiyingqidijujueshi，yizhenjicudejiaobushenghexingfendejiaohanshengcongjiejiaochuanlai。
“zaineili！kuai！bierangtapaole！”
“linfeng！kendingshilinfengxiansheng！tazhongyuchuxianle！”
“zheiciyidingyaonadaodujiazhuanfang！”
yiqunkangzhezhangqiangduanpaodejizhe，xiangxiudaoxuexingweideshayu，fengkuangdichongleguolai！weishoude，zhengshiyiwajuefuhaomiwenwenmingde《caijingdongcha》wangpaijizhe——sunwei！
我头皮瞬间炸开！
完蛋！
怎么被认出来的？！
womingmingweizhuangdezheimehao！
lilianyeheleyitiao，jingyadikankanneiqunjizhe，youkankanwo，yanshenlideyihuogengshenle。
跑！
这是我唯一的念头。
worengxiashepidaiheneichirudeyibaikuai，zhuanshenjiuwangxiaoxiangzilizuan！
“linxiansheng！qingliubu！”
“womenzhishixiangcaifangyixianin！guanyuninjinqixiaoshidechuanyan！”
“qingnintantanxiayibudetouzijihua！”
sunweideshengyinyouqixiangliang，daizhezhizaibidedexingfen。jiaobushengjinzhuibushe。
wohuangbuzelu，feiye**laditeng。
dashijiyanjikemeibaokuomalasongchongci！
yankanjiuyaobeidusizaisihutongli，juewangdeqingxulongzhaoxialai。
yidanbeizhuazhu，paizhao，dengbao……“shenhaolinfengyisipochan，qiaodongjianpolanweisheng”？napazhishicaice，yezugoujingbao，danwoderenwujiuquanwanle！xinrenduhuibushengfanjiang！shibaichengfa……
不！绝对不行！
shenshangxiansufengkuangfenmi。jizhongshengzhi？
不，是狗急跳墙！
xiangkoulingyibian，yiliang**banlaosilaisiqiahaotingxia，chemendakai，yigexizhuanggelv、qichangqiangdadezhongniannanrenzhengzhunbeishangche。
shibenshishoufu，zhangtianyou！yigezaiwojueqizhiqian，changnianbazhanbendicaijingzazhifengmiandenanren。
womencengzaijicicishanwanyanshangyouguoyimianzhiyuan，taduiwokeweishijijinbajie，pinmingxianglatouzi。
dianguanghuoshizhijian，yigehuangmiudaojidiandejihuachongjinwodedanao。
jiuzaisunweidehuatongjihuyaotongdaowohounaoshaodeshunjian，womengditingxiajiaobu，yigejizhuanshen，yongjinpingshengzuidadeliqi，diaodonglequanbude“dashijiyanji”，lianshanghunhezhejingkong、fennu、yijiyizhongfaxianzhenxiangdejidongbiaoqing，shenshouzhixianglezhengzhunbeishangchedezhangtianyou！
shengyinsixinliefei，xiangchezhengtiaoxiaoxiang：
“biepaiwo！wobushinimenyaozhaoderen！wosuanshenmeshenhao？！”
“ta！zhangtianyou！zhangzongcaishi！tacaishineigeyanjuanledingjifuhaoshenghuo，toutoupaochulaitiyanrenjianjikudezhen·shenhao！wozhishigebeitagulaixiyinhuolidelinshiyanyuan！nimendoubeipianle！”
一瞬间，万籁俱寂。
suoyouzhuilaidejizhe，baokuosunwei，quandoumengdichazhujiaobu，jingtouhehuatongyingshengshengdizaiwohezhangtianyouzhijianlailegeyibaibashidudazhuanwan。
zhangtianyoubaochizhewanyaozhunbeishangchedezishi，zhenggerenchedishihua，lianshangwanmeideshangyeweixiaojiangzhu，yanshenlichongmanlejingehe“zheitamashenmeqingkuang”demangran。
fengshenglveguoxiangkou，juanqijizhangfeizhi。
时间仿佛凝固了。
sunweikankanwozheiyishenkanbinanmindexingtou，youkankanneibianhaochehuafu、mingxianshilaitanshengyidezhangtianyou，yanjinglideguangmangyuelaiyueliang，neishifaxianshishijidaxinwendekuangre！
woxinzangtiaodekuaiyaocongsangziyanlibengchulai，shouxinquanshilenghan。
赌对了？
还是玩脱了？
xiayimiao，zaisuoyouren，baokuowojinghaidemuguangzhong，zhijianshoufuzhangtianyoulianshangdejingehemangranxunsutunqu，querdaizhideshiyizhongjidufuza、hunhezhezhenhan、huangran、kongju，zuihoujinshuhuaweiwubijingweihehuangkongdebiaoqing！
tamengditingzhishenti，ranhouzuochuleyigerangsuoyoushexiangjijingtoudoufengkuangshanshuodedongzuo——
tatuikaishituzulandebaobiao，jigedabuchongdaowomianqian，zaimanshiwushuidedimianshang，jingran——
“扑通！”
yishengjiejieshishidemenxiang！
taduizhewo，zhijieguixiale！
shengyindaizhekuqiang，chongmanleaohuihewubideqiancheng：
“laoban！wocuole！wozhendezhicuole！”
“wobugaihuaiyinindeyongyi！ninyongzheizhongfangshilaiceshiwodezhongchengduheyingbiannengli，shizaishitai……taihenle！”
“qiuninzaijiwoyicijihui！ninfangxin！nindezhenshishenfen，wozhangtianyoudasiyebuhuishuochuqude！yiqieannindejubenyan！wobaozhengpeihedetianyiwufeng！”
tataiqitou，lianshangneibiaoqing，zhenzhidenengnaaosikazuijiananpei。
“congjintianqi，wo，zhangtianyou，jiushineigeyinzangshenfen、tiyanshenghuodeshenhao！ninkanzheiyangxingma？laoban？”
我：“？？？”
记者们：“！！！”
sunweijidongdehunshenfadou，duizhejingtouyongqishengsihou：“baole！baole！shijidaxinwen！shoufuxiagui！shenmilaoban！qingjiejingtianfanzhuan！kuaipai！quanfangweitexie！yitiaodoubuxulou！”
wokanzheguizaimianqian、xijingfuti、ziwogonglvedao100%deshoufu，naozilizhishengxiayigeniantou，zaifengkuangshuaping：
……这他妈也行？！
xitong，niguanzheijiao“zhongjishilian”？！
【ding！jiancedaojiduanlipucaozuo！shoufupeihedu100%！‘xinrendu’jisuanchanshengweizhicuowu……zhongxinxiaozhunzhong……】