“shenmewuwankuai?”shufulengle。
“shenzibaitiangenwoshuodeya。”shutangxiangdoumeixiang,shuo:“shenzibaitiangenwoshuo,woguangjieyicijiuyaohuawubai,jiarenzhihou,popojialiyaoshimeiyougewuwankuaiwoyaochikude。”
shufuzhuantouzhimeidengyandidengxiangshumu。
shumuyilianyuanwang,zheihuashitashuodemeicuo,ketazhenbushizheigeyisia!tayouxinjieshi,naiheshutanggenbenbujiliangrenkaikoudejihui。
“shu,wojuedeshenzitixingdehenyoudaoli,woxianglexia,dieyoumayouburuzijiyou。”
“wenjiayoumeiyouwuwankuaiwobuzhidao,danzanmenjiakendingshiyoude,buranwaimiannengguanzanmenjiajiaozibenjiama?”
“zuotianniheshenzigenwoshuodehua,wowanshanghaohaoxiangleyiye,mingbainimenpawojiajiwenshaoyuanguokurizi,woxiangburuzheiyangba,zanmenhuangesilu,conggenyuanshangjiejuewentini。”
shumumeilijieshutangdeyisi,danzhijuegaosutabushishenmehaohua,taxiangchazui,keshutanggenbenmeijitajihui。
xiaozuigenlianzhupaosideyijujieyiju:“jirannimenshidanxinwozheigeren,neijiajisheibuzhongyao,zhongyaodeshijiazhuanga!shushennimenshuoduibu?”
“bijingnvrenma,laogongzaikaopuyebibushangzijishouliyouqian。”
“woyezhangdale,wobaliujideneibanjiachanwoyekeyizijibaoguanle。”
“shutang!nizheihuadeyisibujiushixianggenwomenfenjiama!”shufujile:“womenxinxinkukuyangniershinian,dangqinguinvyiyang,nitairangwohanxinle!”
shumupeihedezaiyipangchuoqi。
唱双簧呢。
shutangxinlifanlegebaiyan,youzijidemousuan。
“shu,nibieji,wozhidaonicongxiaobawoqinguinvyangde,woyebashudangqindie。”gepi。
“danshihuayoushuohuilaile,dieduiguinv,jidianjiazhuangzongshishededeba。”
shutangyijujieyijudeshuo,wulunshujialiangkouzishuoshenme,tadounengbahuatiyuanhuilai,jianchiyaojiazhuang。
shuyizaipangbiankanzhe,zhijianzaizhangxinlikoudefateng。
tamensanrenshensegeyi,shutangzhidangkanbujian。
xiaozhecuidao:“nishuoshiba,shu?”
是什么是!
shufushangleyitianban,benlaijiuyinweichangzilizaixuanfuzhurendeshizhejishanghuo,huijiajialihailuanchengyiguozhou。
wuwankuai!shutangyezhenganyao!
pianzheigejieguyanshang,tahaibunengzhijiejujue。
taxianzaihaidezhiwangzheshutangdehunyinbajieshangxujiani。
tagongzuodechangzishijungongchang,xujianeiweishijunqudesiling,renjiazhiyaoqingpiaopiaoyijuhua,tagongzuoshengqianjiubuchengwenti,yexu,shuobuding……shuobudinghainengzhandegenggao,weilaidanggezhurenhuozheshujidouyoukeneng。
xiangdaozhei,shufuxinlidehuozheicaiyaxiaquleyidian,tanlekouqi,naizhexingzigenshutangshuo:“shuziranyeshibanidangqinguinvtengde,dagequshidezao,nizheihaizicongxiaotizhiyouruo,shucongxiaobitengyiyihaiyaotengnini,nishizhidaode,buranliangmenqinshi,shuzenmehuibayiyijiadaowenjia,haibushipanichiku。”
shufudiandaoshifeishiyouyishoude。
shutanglengjingdikantabiaoyan。
shumubaitiangangsunshilewubaikuai,zheihuiyitingyouyaotaoqian,jile,qiangguohuacha:“danshitangtang,niyaozhidao,shenzimeigongzuo,nishuneigegongziyeyangbuqiyidajiaren,jializheixieniandechichuanyongdu,nidehuazhuangpinheshoushi,yongdedoushiniyeyehenibaliuxiadeqian,zheiershinian……yemeishengxiataiduo……”
shumufanlaifuqugentashuoyangjiayouduomeduomefeiqian。
shutangkemeinaixintingtakuqiong,bunaifandihuishoudaduan:“shu,nijiushuozheiwuwankuaijialishiyouhaishimeiyouba!”
shufuzhenglexia。shuomeiyou,taijia。shuoyou,neikeshiwuwankuai!putongrenjiayibeizidouhuabuwandeqian。
taditouchenyinliangmiao,dadehenqiaomiao:“jialicunkuanzhenmeiyouzheimeduo,nizongyaoji**meiyeliudianbushi?”
tashuodeshicunkuan,qianma,yizhangcunzhejiunengdaizou,yaoshizheixieqianhuanchenglegudong,ciqi,huozhehuangjinni?
shutangnanbuchenghainengbanzhexiangziqu**?
shufuweizijidexiaoxinsizhanzhanzixi,shutangkemeiguanneixie,gancuidao:“neiyouduoshao,shuburuchenzhejintiantanqizheishi,nizhijiezhaochulainajiwoba。”
“buranwoxinlizongdianjizhe,yemeixinsihejihuanjiadeshi。”
shutangzhudongtidaohuanjia,shufuyuanbenzaixiangjujuedehuadaolezuibian,yanlehuiqu。
hezhenaolainaoqujiushiweilezhaotayaodianqian。tagangcaihaiyiweishutangbiancongmingleni,heyitiao。
yaoqian,zheihaibuhaoshuoma,taxiaolexia,guoduanqushufangnalegexinfengchulai。
“tangtang,jialicunkuanqueshibuduo,nibaheyeyeliuxiadeyedoushilaowujian,neidongxihuanbuleqian……”
shutangkemeinaixindengzheilaobidengxutaowan,qiangguoxinfeng,chaikaiyikan,xiaole:“liangqiankuai?zanmenjiashiquanbujiadangzhiyou‘liang、qian、kuai’dezibenjia?”
shufuwenyan,lianyidala,qiangrenzhexianghechitabuzhihaodaidechongdong:“nixiannazhe,shengxiadehaiyoudiandingqi,xiageyuenidingwanqin,chabuduozhenghaodaorizi,wodaoshihouzairangnishenziquchulainajini。”
“daoshihou?”shutangfanwen。
“dui,xiageyue,xiageyuejiujini。”shufuxinshidandan。
“neixing。”shutangjiazhuangsikaolejimiao,dayingle。
huidaofangjian,tabaqianfangjinkongjianhou,biantanghuichuangshangbujue。
xianshuijue,wanshangcainengyoujingshengandashi!
jintiannaozheyichu,yaoqianbushimude,tazhuyaoshixiangkankanshufubaqianzangzailenagefangjian。
kanqingle,shishufang,zheijiuhaobanle。
yeshenrenjing,quanjiarendouxianruchenshuideshihou,heiyezhong,shutangturanzhengkaiyanjing。
【nizheizuoxibimoshihaichouxiang。】
shutang:“nidongshenme,woyaoganjiandashi。”
liangfenzhonghou,tanieshouniejiaodezuanjinshufang,xiaomzhongyuzhidaotayaogandedashishishenmele。
shutangguanshangshufangmen,dakaishoudiantong,yiyanfaxianlezheiwuzidegejubudui。
waimiankanzheneimedadekongjian,jieguoshineimianjiquexiaoxiaode,tadiyifanyingjiushi——zheiwuliyoumishi。
shutangluxiuzijiushizhao,zheimomo,neiqiaoqiao。zhongyuzaishujuhoumian,zhaodaolemishidemen。
takanzhemenshangdemimasuo,qiuzhu:“xiaom,niyoubanfabasuogaokaima?”
【拆掉?】
“neizenmexing?baolichaisuoqibushimingtianjiuyaobeifaxian。”shutangfachou,ranhoumengdixiangqi:“duile,nibushiyouleidianyinengma,qiangciganraoshishikan。”
【likaikongjianwomeiyoushiti。】
“bupa。”shutanglingjiyidong,fanxiangdaojuzaishiyanshilizhaodaolejigexiaotiepian,“nishishikan,nengbunengbayinengzanshichucunzaishangmian。”
【……nihaizhenshijiling。】
“xiexiekuajiang,‘yaoxuesheng’zuishanzhangdejiushijiejuewenti,duile,zheidianliubuhuidianzhewozijiba?”
【不会。】
chukongjian,shutangzhangxintangzhesankuaixiaotiepian,tabaqizhongyikuaitiezaimimasuoshang。
“zila”yisheng,suoxin**rao,mishimensuijidakai,shutangdayaodabaidezoujinmishi——