maisuitiantianzaijiazoumailaosantamen,dongjingnaodezheimeda,gebilinjuxiangbuzhidaodounan!
zheiniantou,cunliyitaidianshijidoumeiyou,jiucunweihuiyoutaishouyinji,haibunengsuibianyong。
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zuijindebaguatoutiao,ziranshimaisuibaozoumailaosandeshi。
qinguinvduidiedongshou,kendingshidabuxiao!
danmaisuibutong,tacongxiaonaozijiubuhaoshi,zheishiershilibacundouzhidao。
dajiahainenggenyigeshazijijiaozheixie?
当然不会!
yushi,dajiadouzaibeidilixiaohuamailaosan。
yigedalaoyemen,liangexiaoyatoupianzidougaobuding,baizhangzheimegaogele!
buguo,haoxiaodetongshi,dahuoeryejuedeqiguai。
yinweimaisuinaozibuhaoshiyebushiyitianliangtianle,pingshichuleyoudiandaizhiwai,bingmeiyoudarendemaobing。
现在这是咋了?
weici,mailaosantedibacunlidechijiaodafumaweiminqingdaojiali,jimaisuikannaozi。
maweiminyigechijiaodafu,xingyizigezhengdoumeiyou,tanakandechushenmemingtang。
danmailaosanyidingyaotakan。
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“neizaban?”mailaosanrouleroufaqingdegebo,xinlishineigejia!
tiantianzheimeaida,zheitamasheishoudele!
“meishier,zhiyaopingshizhuyibie**tajiuxing,fanshishunzhelai。
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dengjianglaiyoujihui,zaidaimaisuiqushengchengdayiyuankankan,meizhunernengzhihao。”
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raner,shuoqilairongyi,zuoqilainan!
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danzuijibendeyirisancanzongyaobaozhengba。
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......
lingyibian,maisuichiwanwufan,jiutangzaizhuyishangyibianshanshanziyibiansikaogangcaimaixiangdongdehua。
tajijuedingliuzailianhuacun,shibushiruxiangsuisubijiaohao?
yaobu,xiawuhaishiqudilikankanba。
zhishi,maisuixiangzhexiangzhejiushuizhele。
suishuozheigeniandaimeiyoukongdiao,jialiqiongyemaibuqifengshan,danqihoushifenbucuo。
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mailaosanhemaihongcaiziranyezaiqizhong。
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maisuixilebalian,jiuchumenle。
tianlizhengzaijiandaogudehaizimenkanjianle,zhijiechezhesangzidashengrangrang:
“shazichumenle!shazichumenle!”
maisuiwenyan,jianqidishangyikuainiba,chaojiaodezuihuanzuidashengdeneigexiaohaidiuqu。
Bingo~
正中目标!
xionghaiziyingshengdaodi,suijiwadeyisheng,kudezhentianxiang。
haizitaniangwangcuihuatingjianle,limafangxiashoulidehuo,paoguolaichakanerziqingkuang。
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suoyi,tagangcaidiunibadeshihoukongzhilelidu,meiyouxiasishou。
xiaohaijiuetoushangqilegebao,qiyubingwudaai。
danwangcuihuajianerzikudezheibansixinliefei,xintengdegenyaoletamingside,duizhemaisuikaikoujiuma:
“maisui,nipingshadawojiagoudan,nijiushigeshazi,goudanyoumeishuocuo!
zhangdejiubuzhengjing,xianzaihaixianggefengpozisideluandaren,wokanyihousheiganquni!
nijiudengzhezaijiazuoyibeizilaoguniangba!
wopei!shazishazichoushazi!wojiushuo!kanninengbawozenmeyang!”
maisuixianranbutaihuichaojia,tafengxingdeyuanzeshi‘nengdongshoujiejuedeshijiujuebudongkou’。
yushi,tazaicichaoqiyikuainiba,duzhulewangcuihuadezui。
wangcuihuabeidadaozaidi,shuailegegouchishi。
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“aiya,zheirizimeifaguole!shazidouganqifudaowotoushanglaile!sundazhuang,nigesigui,haibuguolaibangmang!”
sundazhuangbeixifudianming,buqingbuyuandizouleguolai。
“xingle,maisuinaoziyoubing,niyoubushibuzhidao,gentayoushenmehaojijiaode,ganjindaigoudanhuiqumodianzhuyou。”
biekanwangcuihuagangcaiqishihenzu,danzhiyaosundazhuangbanzhelian,tahaishiyoudianpade。
yushi,mamalieliedecongdishangpaqilai,baozheerzihuiqule。
sundazhuangmeitoujinsuo,juedexifuchunbenruzhu。
maisuiyigenvwa,tayigedalaoyemen,zenmebangmang?
nandaoshangqubarenzouyidun?
neizheixingzhikejiubuyiyangle!
yuanbenzhishinvrenzhijiandekoujiao,tayigedananrenyaoshijieru,neijiushiqifuren!
有理也变没理了!
neitayihouhaizenmezaicunlihun?
paokaidaduizhangshimaisuiqindabobutan,jiumailaosanneigehunbulindexingzi,feideetajiasanjinliangbuke。
maisuijianmeishile,denglelingwaijigexionghaiziyiyan,bianzhuanshenzoule。
fujincunminjianrenaozheimekuaijiushouchangle,haiyouxieyihan。
dajiakanzhemaisuidebeiying,buzhisheituranqilegehuatou。
“shuoshihua,maisuizhangdetingshuilingde,jiusuannaozibendian,danyoubuyingxiangguorizi。
yankandaolekeyishuoqindenianji,sheizhiyoudiaokenglibanaozijishuaile。
xianzairanshanglezheidarendemaobing,kongpashizhennanjiale。”
“sheishuobushini,ai,keliandewa~”
“yaoshimailaosanyuanyishaoyaodiancaili,qishiyenengjiachuqu,bijingmaisuimoyangqueshizhangdehao。”
“neimailaosankendingbuyuanyi,tahaixiangbamaisuijiadaochengliquni。”
“shenme!zheitayeganxiang!”
“jiushi,mailaosanfenglebucheng,zhenyiweichenglirenshineimehaojiade。”
大家越聊越起劲。
zhidaoxiaoduizhangguolaitixingtamenganhuo,dajiacaiyiyouweijinditingzhixianliao。