第一章 我的名字叫多余

diyizhangwodemingzijiaoduoyu

tingbierenshuo,woshizailuanfenganglichushengde。

nianghuaizhewodeshihou,cunzilifashenglehenyanzhongdewenyi,jiuzaiwochushengdeneitian,cunziliderensidezhishengleniangyige。

niangyebingdezoubudongdao,taxieyizaiyizuopobaidefenbaoqian,duzigaogaolongqi。

yigeguoludefengshuixianshengjingguoluanfengang,takandaolelinpendeniang,haiyoushenhouneiyidihengqishubadesiren。

fengshuixianshengtaiqijizhuaziyiyangdeshouzhiqiasuanlejixia,turanbianlelianse。

tajicongcongdetaijiaojiuzou,quebeiniangpinzhezuihouyikouqilazhuletui。

“qiuni,jiujiu......haizi......”

niangduosuozheshouconghuailitaochuyiyangdongxi,dixiangfengshuixiansheng,yanshenlimanshiaiqiu。

neiyangdongxizaixueyiyangdexiyangxiayingshechuyidaoguangmang,fengshuixianshenglengleyixia,tingxialejiaobu。

niangsile,fengshuixianshengbaozheyigepobuguozhedeyinger,zaiwojiadepoyuanzilizhulexialai。

congneiyitianqi,fengshuixianshengzuochulelianggejueding。

diyi,tazhengshishouneigeyinger,yejiushiwo,zuoletudi,jiwoqilegemingzi,jiaoduoyu。

dier,ta,yinyangyantaoqing,zhongchujianghu。

zidawoyoujiyikaishi,woheshifuzhudeneijianpoyuanzi,meitiandoujimanleren。

他们都是来求卦的。

shifushigeguairen,tadezuoyanshixiade,yanqiuxiangshangfanqi,zhiluchuyipianhunzhuodeanqingse,dajiadoujiaotataoxiazi,zhiyoulaiqiuguaderen,huijiaotataodashi。

dajiadoushuo,shifuyishengkanfengshuicongbudayan,taneizhixiayanshiyinyan,nengkandaoputongrenkanbujiandeyinwu。

meitiandaowojialiqiuguaderenbujiqishu,tamenkaizhehaohuaqiche,shunzhecunzidepolulaidaowojiamenqian,yongjinwojiadeyuanzili,baliwufangzaimenqian。

yuanzilideshibanbeilaiqiuguaderencaideliuguangfaliang,keshifuqueconglaimeidayingguorenheren。

yinweishifuyougeqiguaideguiju,tazhijijialiyouliuyuechuliuchushengdehewoyiyangsuishunvhaierderenkanfengshui。

zheigetiaojianjikeke,shenzhikeyishuo,genbenmeiyourenhuifuhezheigetiaojian。

youderenxingxingerqu,danyouderenquebusixin。

yigezhangxiangfutai,chuanzhemingguixizhuangdenanrenguizaiyuanzilibinglengdeshibanshang,yingzhemantiandaxuekuhanqilai。

“taodashi!wolianyepaoleshangqianlidi,jiushiweileqiuniyigua,zhiyaonikaikoudaying,duoshaoqianwodoujini!”

nanrenguizaimenqian,huxiaodebeifengjuanqizheemaodaxuexialezhengzhengyiye,nanrenguilezhengzhengyiye。

zhidaodiertiantianliang,jinbidefangmenlicaichuanchushifulenglengdeyijuhua。

“qianshinide,guijushiwode。”

nanrenliansecanbai,yaoyaohuanghuangdaozailemenkou。

“taoxiazi,nibuyaoqirentaishen!”

yigeqingnianfuzhulenanren,duizhefangmenpokoudama。

“womenyeliangqianlitiaotiaopaolaiqiuniyigua,nijiuzheimeduidaiwodie?jintianbubanizheibalaogutouchaile,wojiugennixing!”

qingniantaijiaojiuyaochuaimen,nanrenzhengzhazhelanzhuleta。

“suanle,huiba。tashijingchengwukuizhishou,women......rebuqi。”

qingnianbianlelianse,tayouyulebantian,haishifuqilenanren,lianggerenpanshanerqu。

shifupantuizuozaikangshang,lianseyinqingbuding,wopazaichuanghushangkanzheyuanqudelianggebeiying,xinliyinyinyouzhongganjue。

shifuyinggaishigehenyoubenshideren。

kejiushizheiyangyigeyoubenshideren,youyitian,taquekule。

jiuzaiwoliusuishengridetouyitian,shifumochuliumeitongqian,buleyigua。

wopazaishifumianqian,kanzheneiliumeitongqiandiliuliudezhuanzhe,bengtiaozheluozailekangshang。

tongqianpaichengleyigeguaxiang,shifubalakaitongqian,xiaoxinyiyidikanleyiyan,mengranbianlelianse。

woshuleyixia,tongqianpaichengleliangpai,shangmiansanmeishizhengde,xiamianliangmeitongqianshifande,yimeishizhengde。

“qianshangzhenxia,tianleiwuwang,wofeileliunianxinji,haishiyaofuzhudongliu。tianyi......rucima?”

shifunannanziyuzhe,liangdaozhuoleiconglianjiashanghualuo。

wokanbudong,taitouzhabazheyankanzheshifu。

“shifu,zheigeguaxiangshishenmeyisiya?”

shifuduosuozheshoumozhewodetou,shenmehuayemeishuo,tadingzhepojiudekangxi,haoxiangshileshen。

turan,shifuzhanqishenlai,liansebiandezhengning。

“zeilaotian,nixiangshouletadexingming,wopianpianyaohenidouyichang!”

woyoudianhaipa,“shifu......nizenmele?”

shifulenglengdehuileyiju:“meishi,shuiba,naneimerongyijiusi,zheiyinyangtianmingshaju......bierenjiebukai,nandaowolaoxiaziyenatameibanfa?”

wokanzheshifuniuqudeliankong,buganzaiwen,zaozaoshuixiale。

diertianyizaowoxinglaideshihou,kandaoshifujingranhaizuozaikangshang,haoxiangyiwanshangdoumeidongyixia。

woganjueyoudianbuduijing,shijingroulerouyan。

shifudaizuozaikangshang,yidongbudong,xiangshiyizuodiaoxiang。

tayitouwuheidetoufa,jingranzaiyiyezhijianbiande......

雪白!

tadelianshangzhezhouzongheng,haoxiangzhiguoleyiwanshanggongfu,jiucanglaolejishisui。

“shifu,shifunizenmele?”

wopujinshifudehuailidakuqilai,shifumozhewodetou,duiwoxiaoxiao。

“duoyu,congjintiankaishi,shifujiaonifengshuizhishu。”

wodaku,“wobuxue,woyaoshifu,woyaoshifu!”

shifuturanbianlelian,tayibazhuaguowo,zaiwo**shanghenhendaleliangbazhang。

“想活命,就学!”

wobuganzaikunao,suozaiqiangjiaochouqizhe。

shifubaixiaxiangan,dianshangqingxiangsuzhu,zaigongzhuozhongyangguaqiyifuzushiyedehuaxiang。

“过来,磕头。”

wokukulieliedeguizaihuaxiangqianketou,tingjianshifuzaiwobeihouqingqingtanxileyisheng。

congneitiankaishi,shifuxiangshibianleyigeren。

tabuzaitengwo,meitiandoubizhewobeisongyixieaokoudekoujue,zhiyaowoshaoweibeicuoleyidian,tajiuhenhendedawo。

jiuzaiwogenshifuxuefengshuidediliutianba,yejiushiwoliusuiguoleliutian,jialiyoulaileqiuguaderen。

woyixijide,neishiyiduisanshisuizuoyoudexiangxiafufu,lazheyigehewonianlingxiangfangdexiaonvhaier。

nanrenbaliangpingbaijiu,yikuailaroufangzaimenkou,qieqiedikanzhewumen。

wopazaichuangzishangkanzhetamen,xiaonvhaierkandaowo,duiwoxiao。

taxiaoqilaihenhaokan,woyekanzhetaxiao。

buzhidaoweishenme,wohenxihuanneigexiaonvhaier,xianghetayiqiwan。

danwoxiangshifuyinggaiyexiangyiqianyiyang,huibatamenganchuqu。

woxiangqiushifubataliuxia,haimeidengwokaikou,shifujingpotianhuangdakailewumen。

shijianguodetaijiule,youxieshiwoyijingjibuqingle。

wozhijideshifubatamenqingjinlemen,henanrenhelejiu,hetashuoleyiyehua。

neiwanshifuhaoxianghengaoxing,tahenanrenhelehenduojiu,zuile。

furendaizhewohexiaonvhaieryiqishuizaixiangfang,wolazhexiaonvhaierdeshou,neiyiyeshuidetebietashi。

她的手,好温暖。

diertianyizao,shifubayikuaiyupeixizailexiaonvhaidebozili,neiduifufuxiaole,xiaonvhaieryexiaole。

“nijiaoduoyushima?yihou,womenjiushiyijiarenla!”

talazhewodeshou,bozilideyupeishanzheguang。

taiyangqidehenzao,nuanyangyangdezhaozaiyuanzili,pojiudefangzixiangshangleyicenghaokandejinse。

tamenzoule,jiuzaineitian,shifudaizhewolikailecunzi,zhidaojintian,wozaiyemeihuiquguo。