第一章 刚穿越就扒了人家裤子,尴尬

星辰大陆,北辰国。

zhiredeyangguang,zhuoshaodetengtongganchongchizhetadeshenjing。

dishangdeyeqinglingzhengkaiyan,qiangchengqishenzi,lengliedeyanmouhuangusizhou,zheilishixingchendaludemoshousenlin,yigelingrenwenfengsangdandedifang……

“hou……”turan,yishengsihoushengcongtadeshenbianxiangqi。

“什么东西?”

yingruyanliandeshiyitoujudademoshou,laohushen,shizitou,hunshensanfazheshixueqixi,yutaduishibuzuliangmiaogongfu,moshoukouzhongtuchuyituanxiongxiongliehuo,chaotamengranxilai。

renzhetengtong,yeqinglingminjiedebikai,neituanhuoyanzazaidishang,shunjianzachuyigeshenkeng。tazhongzhongtuleyikouqi,zhishimoshou,kanlaijintian,shimeifaduoguoqule。

zhuyaoshizheifushentaifeicai,youmeiyoulinggen,xianzaitashenshouzhongshangyoumeiyouwuqi,xiangyaokongshouduikangyanqianjudademoshou,genbenjiushijidanpengshitou。

yeqinglingsisuojian,xiongedemoshouyigezhuazixilai,yeqinglinglaibujiduoxiang,lianmangshanshenwanghoupao。cishi,chuletaopao,tabiewutafa。

“hou……”meiyouzhuadaoyeqingling,moshounule,buyaomingsidechaotabenlai。

咚咚咚……

pangdadeshenquzaidadishangbenpao,dimianyizhenzhandong。

tashouruodeshenzikuaisudezaiconglinjiankuangben,yi180dudazhuanwandewandubenpao,tazaidu,duzheimoshoubuhuizouzhilu。

raner,taduduile,moshoujingrangentayiyang,butingzhuanwanbenpao。tadejudong,cishibeishushangderenjingjingguankanzhe。

ta,yishenxuehongyipao,fenghuajuedai,jingweitianrenderongyan,meimaoruhua,qizhishenmigaogui,yinyuesanfachulenglieqixi。yitoubaisezhangfapizhe,xiandelengmeieryaoye,tayishuangyoulansedefengmouweimi,kanzheyanqiandeyimushanguojifenjingya。

zuoyeguantianxiang,huolingzhuwenshi,taqianlaixunzhao,buliaokandaodarenxima,benyiweineinvzibisiwuyi,buxiangjingranhuoleguolai,erqiehaiduoguoqijiemoshouzhuisha。

有趣。

“huoleershijinian,jingranbeinizheichushengzhuizhepao,dengwohuifutizhibubalenidepi,choulenidejin。”yeqinglingyibianbenpao,yibianbiequdeziyanziyu。

“吼……”

moshouxiangshitingdongletadehua,turanyiyueerqi,yeqinglingzhiganjuezhenggerenshenxingbuwen,dangtazhanwenshi,faxianmoshouyijingbuzhidaoshenmeshihoudaoletademianqian。

“……”yeqinglingzuijiaochouchu,yanleyankoushui,bushiba,zheiwanyi,haihuifei?

“hou……”moshoufanule,chaozhetapuguolai。

yeqinglingshenzishaoweiyishan,benxiangduokaitadegongji,sheiliaomoshoufaxianletadeyitu,dazhuazhendi,qiangdadeliliangjiangtazhenfei,shenshangdeshangkouyesuizhiliekai,xianxuesiyi。

moshouzhangkaidazui,qitupenchuhuoyan,ranerzheishi,yeqinglingkuaisupaqi,chaoyikeshushangpaqu。

‘哧拉’一声。

“shenmeqingkuang?”yeqinglingchilidepaqilai,kandaoshoushangdebumingwuti,tashenshounienie,ruanruandeyoubiandeyingyingde。

ranercishi,tameifaxian,cikeshenhou,heizheliandejunwuxie,qingjinzhimao……

moshouzaicixilai,junwuxieshouyihui,shunjian,moshouzhongzhongshuaizaidishang,zheishi,yeqinglingcaifaxian,tadeshenhou,zhanzheyigenanren。

zhei,kebushishenmehaodexianxiang。

tatangtangershiyishijirenjianrenpadeguiyitegong,jingranmeiyouganzhidaoyourenzhanzaitashenhou。

yeqinglingkanzheyanqianderen,daoxileyikouliangqi……

zheijianzhijiushiwanniannanyudemeinanzi,neishuanglianyandeshuimoufangfotianshangxingchen,cuicanyaoyan,zhishi,neishenbinglengqixi,zheshilingrengandaojiaodishenghan。

youminruichajuelideta,cishiganguangaosuta,yanqianzheigeshenmidenanrenbuyiban,erqiehenweixian。

但,这些不是重点。

zhongdianshi,tabalerenjiadekuzi。

junwuxiemiqiyanjingkanzheyanqianzheigeyanshenjiandingdenvren,biantilinshangshenzhikejiansensenbaigu,beirenfangganxueshouneimezhongdeshangpashuneimekuai,haibaletadekuzi。bujinxiaozhangdezhishita,haixinshangtaderongmao。

tashibupasi,haishisibupa……

liangrenmuguangjiaocuojian,zhouweiganshoudaoxiaoyandeqixi。

yeqinglingzhidaotabushiyanqianzheigebingkuainandeduishou,danshi,zijiyoucuozaixian。

“bujiushibalekuzima,dabule,worangnibahuilai。”fanzheng,rekudouchuanguo,haizaihushenme。

“……”junwuxielianheidegenglihaile,zheishiyigenvzihuishuodehuama?

tacongbudongshoudanvren,keyanqianzheigenvren,rangtaxiangshaletadexindouyoule。

jiantabushuohua,yeqinglingshangqianyibu,xiangyaolouzhetadejianbang,keshigoubuzhe,zhinengpaipaitale,“neishenme,zuonanren,yaodaduliang,nikan,wodoumeijiangnineisha,zheishi,jiuzheiyangsuanleba。dabule……”

huameiyoushuowan,yeqinglingyanyankoushui,lianmangjiangshoushouhuilai。

cirenmuguangshixue,shayi,henla!

junwuxiewangzheyanqianbuzhisihuodenvren,mianwubiaoqingdelianshangchuxiannuyi。tataoyannvren,gengtaoyannvrenpengta,zheigenvren,ganggangjingranbazhetadekuzi,haimoletadedatui!

gangcaikandaoyeqinglingshi,tajiuzhidaotadetizhi,tatianshengfeicai,meiyoulinggenkeyan。

tafengmouweimi,taishoupileguoqu。

benyiweitahuibiming,sheiliao,tajingranbeifandantuileliangbu。

这怎么可能!

taminminchun,zaicichushou,yituanzisehuoyancongtadeshouxinranqi,suihouchaotaxiqu。

raner,taqingsongdeceshenduoguo,“nizheinanrenjingrantouxi。”

junwuxiemeitoujinzhou,zheigenvren,tizhibuyiban,tayongmojiezhihuoxijita,tajingrannengkandao。

mojiezhihuo,wurennengkanqing,erqie,danfanshipengchudaolinghuoderen,douhuiyanxiaoyunsan。

keyanqianzheigenvren,jingrannengkandaotashiyongmojiezhihuo,zheizhiyouyizhongkeneng,jiushi……

junwuxieyandishanguoyimobuyichajuedejinge,jiangyanqiandenvzishangshangxiaxiazixidaliangyifan。

yeqinglingmianseyebuhaole,bijing,yanqianzheigenanren,xiangyaotademing。

“nizheinanren,taigoule,zhishituolenidekuzieryi,yongdezhesharenmiekouma。”yeqinglingchunjiaoqinzheruoyouruowudejixiao,piepiezui,“zhangdehaokanyouzenyang?qie,bushinanren!”

shuoba,tadayaodabaidezhuanguoshenqu,ranhouliule。

qishi,tazhidaozijibushitadeduishou,suoyi,xianzaishinengpaojiupao,nenglikaijiulikai。