第4章乖，叫老婆
qinlixiuzhangdeshouzhinieshangshaonianneijingzhidexiaba，shaonianxiangshicaifanyingguolai，mouzhongdaizhexiexumangran。
绝！
太绝了！
raotazixuzaixingjitadehougongshoujishuaigewushu，quemeiyouyigebideshangyanqiandemeishaonian，wanquanzhangzailetadeshenmeidianshang。
这喜冲得好！
qinlihenmanyi，henbudelimajiangrendabaohuihougong，baiqilai，tiantiankangegou。
shaonianbeipoyangzhetou，luchuxiuzhangdejingbu。
tajiemaoweizhan，xiangshiyouxiebushufu。
qinlichunjiaoweiyang，zhijianquebudongshengsejiajinlejifen。
xiayimiao，yidaoqingqingde，qingchesixishuiliudeqinglingshengyinxiangqi，“jiejie......”
qinlishouzhongdedongzuobuzijuedisonglejifen。
yanxinglanzhayan，xiabashili，quewufanuodongyisiyihao，“ninietengwole。”
xiangmaorongrongyouwulifankangdeyoushou。
qinlixiaoxinzangbushoukongzhiditiaoleliangxia，huachengleyitanshui。
Awsl。
shijieshangzenmeyouzheimehaokanyoukeaideshengwua？
想亲。
qinlizuoweixingdongpai，xiayimiaojiufuzhulexingdong。
shuangshoupengqiyanxinglandelianjia，qinletayikou。
chunshangchuanlairouruandechugan，yanxinglanmanyancuoe，tayonglidetuikaita。
qingtingdianshuiban，qinliqinleyikouhou，manyidixinshangzhezijiyanqianzheimingzhengyanshunkeyichidedoufu，mouzhongshizangbuzhudixiaoyi，“nizheimehaokan，woqinniyixiabujieyiba？”
yanxinglanchuixialeyanjian，lianyesuijichuilexialai，“nizenmenengzheiyang。”
tadeshengyintingqilaiyouxieshengqi。
qinlituranxiangqilai，yuanzhujiadaoyanjialaijiuyizhibazijidandusuozaifangjianli，yemeiheyanxinglanjianguomian，yanxinglangujibuzhidaotashishei。
tazuozaileyanxinglanpangbian，taohuamouyangqi，sixiaofeixiaodao：“wozenmebukeyizheiyang？qinzijilaogongbufanfaba？”
“ni，nishiqinli？”yanxinglantaitou，qingchedemouzhonghaicanliuzhebuyue。
qinlishouzhichengzhexiae，xinshangzheshengshimeiyan，tazhabazhabayanjing，“woshinilaopo。”
tademuguangtaiguochiluo，yanxinglandeergenweiweizaore，hongleyizhengpian。
qinliyanjiandeqiaojiantahongtoudeergen，beitazheifuyangzimengdebuxing。
“叮——”
cierdelingshengzhouranxiangqi，daduanlekongqizhongdeaimeiyini。
qinlimeihaoqidijieqidianhua，“youpikuaifang。”
dianhuaneitou，qijibaihuaidepaoxiaochuanlai，“qinli，nifanletianleni，ganzheimegennilaozishuohua！zhenyiweinijiadaoyanjiayaoganjiuyingleshima？”
nanrennuqichongchongdezhiwenshengwai，yixihaiyounvshengchuoqishengchuanlai，zaiyipanghuoshangjiaoyoudao，“wuwuwuwoqinyankandaoletayishanbuzhengqugouyinjige！”
qinlibashoujicongerbiannakai，taoletaoerduo，buyiweiran。
qinfushengyinzhongmanshifennu，tigaoleyinliang，wanquanbujiqinlijieshidejihui。
“nigaoqingchu，nidouyihunle，haibuyaoliandiqugouyinzijimeifu。yaoshibeiyanjiafaxianle，nidandeqipohuailiangjialianyindehouguoma？”
“xianzaixiajihaizhuzaiyiyuanli！nishihaixiangrenuxiajiama？！”
“wojinibangezhong，xianzailimajiwogunhuiqinjiahaohaojieshiyixia，ranhouguizhejinimeidaoqian！”
“guoranshimeijiaoyangdedongxi，niliannimeimeideyigentoufadoubibushang！”
qinlichixiaoleyisheng，bunaifandidaduanleduifangdehua，“buhaoyisi，wotingbudonggoujiao。”
tingdaotadehua，yanxinglanyouxiechayi。