第1章

wodenvzhubuhuishishikekedengdainanzhudechuxianyujiushu,yinweitadeshoulijiuyoulijian。

——zhisuoyouyueducishudeduzhe。

“nihao,nidehukouqianchuyijingbanlihaole,qingwenhaiyouqitaxuyaoma?”

yewudatingli,shenchuanzhifudegongzuorenyuanmiandaiweixiaodejianghukoubendijiyushi。

“不用,谢谢。”

dedaohuiyingdegongzuorenyuandianlediantou,muguangrenbuzhudaliangqiyushidemoyang。

jingzhidewuguan,xuebaidejifu,yizhanglianqinglengyoutouche,ganjingdemeiyoubandianyanhuoqi,qiaoqilaiyouxieyanshi,shigelengmeiren。

“yushi,nimomojijixieshenme?yiweiduomoyihuierjiukeyiliuzaiyujiale?”

cierdenvshengchuanlai,shunjianxiyinleyewudatinglisuoyourendezhuyi。

shuohuarendabanguiqi,yishengaodangyiqun,zhanzaiyinanyinvzhongjian,qishixiongxiongdekanzheyushi。

“wogaosuni,yushi,hukouyijingqianwanle,congjintiankaishi,womenyujiahenimeiyoubanmaoqianguanxi!”

yushipingjingdejianghukoubenfangjinyidou,fengmousaoleyannvren。

zhanzaiqishenhoudenanrensijuediulian,renbuzhulalebanvren,shuodao:“yulan,nishaoshuojiju,meikanjianzheierdaochudoushirenma……”

“yourenzenmele?tazijiganneixiebuyaoliandeshiqing,haibuyunxuwoshuole?!”

zhangyulanlengxiaoyisheng,bagaoyinliang,“tayushidaitiwojiaxinyixiangshouzheimeduoniandehaomenshenghuo,buzhidaoganenjiusuanle,zhengtianbuxuewushutaokedajia,haixuebierenlijiachuzouliangnian。”

“kanzaiyangletashibanian,yiqiandeshiqingwojiubushuole。ketajingranyinweijiduxinyi,jiangxinyituijinchitang!”

zheihuayichu,yewudatingliderenfenfendishengyilunqilai。

“什么情况啊?”

“zheishizanmenbeichengshenganjituandelaozongyupengfu,beijiaoyushideshiyujiashibanianqianbaocuodejiaqianjin。tingtamenzheihua,gujishijiaqianjinduizhenqianjindongshou,yujiaqideyaobatasaodichumenlei!”

“zeze,xiaoxiaonianjibuxuehao,jingranzuochuzheizhongshi。jiushikelianleneizhenqianjin,beiqiangleshenfen,haibeizheibanqifu。”

zhengkanzheyushixiaohuadeyuxinyitingjianzheihua,dangjiyayizhuzuijiaodexiaorong,meixinweizhou,shenqingkeliandeshangqianyibu。

“haolemama,shaoshuojijuba,yushijieyebushiguyide……jiranmashangyaofenjia,zanmenjiuheheqiqidedaobie,songyushijiezuihouyicheng。”

“yushijienibieguaimamashuohuazhong,mamayeshiyinweiwocaizheibanshengqi,guoqudeshiqingjiuguoqule,yihouniyigerenyaozhaoguhaoziji。”

“xinyia……”zhangyulantengxidekanzheyuxinyi,“ninengbiezheimeshanliangma?yushidouzheimeqifunile,nihaititashuohua。”

“ai,doushimamabuhao,dangchubaocuolehaizi,rangnizaiwaimianchilezheimeduonianku,haoburongyizhaohuilai,haiyaobeiyushizheigedaomeihuoqifu……”

munvqingshendeximahenkuaiyinqiledajiadegongming,zaikanxiangyushishi,yanshenzhonghuoduohuoshaodaishangjifenbiyi。

danyushiyijiubiaoqingdandande,haosizaikanmoshengren。

wuta,zhiyinyushizaojiuxiguanlezhangyulanheyuxinyidebaxi。

yizhouqian,yujianainaiguoshengri,yizhiyunainaiguanxiqinhoudetateyihuilaozhaiweinainaiqingsheng,jieguoyuxinyijiejiluoshuixianhaita,qideyujiafufubugunainaiquanzhu,yaoqianchutadehukou,chediduanlian。

qishixiaoshihoutayesuanyougexingfudejiating,suiranyupengfugongzuohenmang,danmeiwangongzuojieshu,tamendouhuipeizheta,hongtarushui。

danzheiyiqiezhidaotakaikoushuohuahou,jiuzaiyemeiyoutiyanguo。

yinweitatianshengyongyouyinyangyan,keyikanjianchangrensuobunengkanjiandedongxi。yikaishitahuigaosufumu,dandedaodequeshifumuyiyangdemuguang。

suizhezhangda,fumukaishiduitajihui,xianqi,shenzhishihaipa。tayemanmanbiandeneixiang,buzaihefumutanjiguihun。

zhidaotaqisuineinian,dezhizijishibeibaocuodejiaqianjin,eryujiafufuzhenzhengdenverliuluozaiwai,congxiaozaifuliyuanzhangda。

yinweimeinengzhaodaoqinshengfumu,zaijiashangnainaijiliwanliu,tabeiyujiafufuliuxia,dannianjinqisuiquekaishilejisushenghuo。

tamingbaizijijirenlixia,youqianzheyujiayangyuzhien,suoyimianduizhangyulanheyupengfudexianqizema,yuxinyidediaonan,tadoumoranzhizhi。

danhaozai,tayounainaiheshifutengta。

zaitabasuishi,tayujianleshifuyetongchen,bingyouxingbaiqiweishi,chengweiguanmendizi,kaishixuexidaofa。

xuedaozhihoutacaixingwu,yuqijiujieliuqinyuanqian,burubenzijuzu。

“戏演完了吗?”

qinglengdeshengyinxiangqi,daduanleyandezhengqijingdezhangyulanheyuxinyi。

suoyourenxiayishikanxiangdatingzhongyangdeyushi,shaonvshencaixianxi,quezhandetingba,xiangshiyikebaiyang,wanqiangbuqu。

jianyushizheifuqinglengjueqiangdemoyang,yuxinyiyanzhongshanguoyimojihen。

“nizheishenmetaidu?”zhangyulanmeitoujincu,shengyincier,“wokannijiushizheiliangnianzaiwaimianmeirenguan,daochu……”

“yulan。”yupengfudaduanzhangyulan。

tasuiranbuxiyushi,danzheidatingguangzhongzhixia,takebuxiangbeirenguoduoyilun。

“yushi,bieguaibamahenxin,shizaishinizheixieniandesuozuosuoweitairangrenhanxin。”yupengfuwanxidetanlekouqi。

“suiranhukouqianchuzhihou,niyuwomenyujiazaiwuguanxi,danyihouruoyoushenmexuyaobangzhude,jinguanti。”

yuxinyijingenzhekaikou:“dui,yushijienizhiqianbushilijiachuzouliangnian,huilaizhidulebanxueqijiucanjiagaokaoma?kaodaxuedefenshukendingyouxiekunnan,yaoburangbabangnizhaoyijiaxuexiaofudu。”

“pingshenmehaiyaobangta?”zhangyulanbumandao:“xiangtazheizhongren,jiuyinggairangtazishengzimie。lileyujia,wokantanenghunchugeshenmeguiyangzi!”

shuozhe,zhangyulanyouhengxiaoyisheng,“jiutaneiyang,fuduyiniannengkaoshanggeshenmexuexiao?buruzaodianjinchang,xingxuhainengzhuandianqian,zhaogelaoshirenjiale。”

yushiqiaoleyanyuxinyibiyiyouyanedemoyang,yuqipingjingdao:“woyihouzenmeyangbulaonifeixin。”

“youzheigexinsizaizheilihujiaomanchan,buruhuiqushouhaonideyimusanfendi,biebeirenwaqiangjiaodouhaibuzhidao。”

“nishenmeyisi?”zhangyulanmeitouyizhou。

yushidandantiaoletiaomei,“nijianmenzongwenmingxian,meizhongzongwenfenliangduan,dianxingdefuqilaoyanfenfeiming。”

zhangyulanwenyan,kanleyanshenpangdeyupengfu,yanshenweishan,suijichaoyushihedao:“hushuobadao!nizhei**!”

“douyijingganchujiamenle,jingranhaizaizheilisahuangpianren,xiangyaorangwomenfuqilixin?”

shuoba,zhangyulanyangqishoushangqianyibubianyaowangyushilianshangshanqu。

eryushizhishixiangyouweiweiceshen,qingsongbikai。

zhangyulanmeixiangdaoyushihuiduo,shoushangdelilaibujishouhui,shenzibeiliandaizhexiangqianpuqu,“peng”deyishengzhongzhongdaozaidishang。

nahaiyouxianqianguangxianlianglideguifurenzitai。

mianduizheigeturuqilaidezhuanzhe,xianchangdeqifenguiyiqilai。

dajiahuonikankanwo,wokankanni,biaoqingyigebiyigejingcai。

“妈!”

yuxinyizuixianfanyingguolai,jimangshangqianjiangzhangyulanfuqilai,“manimeishiba,youmeiyoushoushang?”

“womeishi。”zhangyulanyaoleyaotou,liangqiangdezhanqishen。

chajuedaosizhoukanxiaohuadeyanshen,yuxinyiyaoleyaochun,luchuweiquyoubeishangdebiaoqing。

“yushijie,nitaiguofenle!zenmeshuomayeyanglenishibanian,nizenmeneng……”

“wozenmenengtuidaotani?”

yushidaduanyuxinyidehua,lengxiaodao:“nihenimazhenshiyigemozilikechulaide,lianshuaidaodezishidouruchuyizhe。”

yushishuozhe,pieleyanyoushangjiaodeyigeyuanxingjiankong。

“niyiweilaozhaichitangmeijiankong,zheilijiuyemeiyoulema?yuxinyi,nizaizangrendeshouduanzheimediji,shibazaichangderendoudangshazima?”

zaichangde“shazi”men:“?”