第五章 这是来讹警察了吧?

“shuo,rushijiaodainimendezuixing!”

jingshushenxunshizhong,lixiangyansudekanzheyangcanerren。

“zhenshiwuhuia,womenliangdoushiliangmin,conglaibuganqiangjiedeshia!”

摄影师解释道。

“neiyiwankuaiqiannimenzenmejieshi?”

“我捡的。”

杨灿如实相告。

“哪里捡的?”

“垃圾桶里。”

砰!

lixiangfennudiyipaizhuozi,zhanqishen,nuhedao:“doudaozheililehaizaibiangushi,nagelajitongnengjiandaoyiwanzheimeduoqian,nimenyiweiwoshiruozhima?”

“zhenshijiandeya……”yangcankuzheliandao。

sheyingshiyelianmangdiantouchengshi。

“呵呵!”

lixiangdouqixiaole,“bukuishishangtouxuanshang10wankuaiqiandelaoyoutiao,zuibatingyinga!”

“nishuonimenneigejiemujiao《zhichangdarenxiu》shiba,haixianchangzhiboshiba?woxianzaijiuquzhao!”

“yaoshichachulaibushizheimeyihuishier,chuleqiangjiezuiwai,nimenhaiyaozaijiayigefangaigongwuzui!”

“neiruguowomenshuodedoushizhendeni?”

杨灿问道。

“yaoshizhende,wozheishenjingfubaxialaigenzheniyiqigan!”

lixiangnushierrenyiyan,zhuanshenlikaishenxunshi。

yangcangensheyingshihuxiangduishiyiyan,youjiangmuguangkanxiangzhuoshangdesheyingji,“dage,doudaozheishihoulenihaizailua?”

sheyingshikuzheliandao:“meibanfa,shangtoumeihantingzanjiubunengting,haihaoneigelijingguantongrenqing,meishouwodesheyingji。”

errendeshenxunguochengdoutongguosheyingjiliuchuandaolezhibojianzhong。

【hahaha,11haozheishiyaodousiwo,dianshijudoupaibuchuzheijuqinga!】

【woshibushizoucuodifangle,zheinandaobushi《zhichangdarenxiu》ma,zenmeboxijujiemu?】

【shifenqidaijingchashushuzhidaozhenxiangzhihoudefanying,xiaogegezheijufanwentaihuaile!】

【yebuguaijingchashushu,zheihuanzuosheitingleyebuxiangxina,lajitongnengjian1wansheiganxin?】

【11haotaiyouyisile,aileaile~】

……

“wodoushuoleduoshaobianle,jiushineigenianqingdexiaohuoziqiangde,hainazoulewobaolide1wankuaiqian!”

tingdaogebifangjianchuanlaineipangnvrendeshengyin,yangcandelianshangmanshiwuyu。

turanlaizheimeyichu,tachulezuikaishidemengbiwai,daoyebingbuhuang。

errenjintianyizhengtiandexingdongdouzaizhibo,shangwandeshuiyoumendoukanzheni,dengjingchaneibianchaqingchu,yiqieyejiuzhenxiangdabaile。

neinvrenyoumeiyoudiu1wankuaiqianxianbushuo,fanzhengyangcanzhei1wankuaiqiangentameiguanxi。

xiangbiqizheijianshiqing,taxianzaigengguanzhudeshigangcailixiangtouluchudexinxi。

baitianyudaoneigeqiangjiefanbeitongjile,xuanshangjinshi10wankuai?

yangcantingdaojiageshixinzhongdunshiqilexinsi,jiemuzuguidingliulanghanbunengcanjiagongzuo,danmeishuobunengzhengxuanshangdeqiana!

xianqiantahaizaixinzhongtucaoneigetianmingzhizitiyankajilei,meixiangdaojuranhaizhenjitadelegedajiyuan。

songshangmenlaideqianbuyaobaibuyao,zheishiyangcandezongzhi。

zhei10wankuai,tanadingle!

……

errendoubeikaozaishenxunzhuoshang,meishenmeshigan,huxiangdayandengxiaoyan。

henkuai,yigexiaoshijiuguoqule。

咔!

guanbixujiudeshenxunshidamenzaidubeidakai,sangejingchazoulejinlai。

weishoudezhongniannanrentoufahuabai,yanzhongbushishanguoyilvjingmang,zhengshijingchajudejuzhangcaochuang!

zaitahoumiangenzhede,yigeshixianqianzhuayangcandelixiang,lingyigedaitoudainaode,haoxiangjiaoanxin。

yijinmen,caochuangjiumiandaixiaoyidecouleguolai。

“aiyou,liangweixiaotongzhi,zhenshibuhaoyisi,shiwomendeshuhuzhuacuoleren,rangnimenshoukule!”

shuozhe,tahuiguotoudengleyiyanlixiang,“wandanwanyi,haibuguolaijirenjiajiekaozi,haohaogenrenjiadaoqian!”

“是,师傅!”

lixiangdalagelian,congyaojianmochuyaochijiyangcanerrenjiekao。

“duibuqi,shiwodegongzuoshiwu!”

lixiangyigebiaozhundejiushidujugong,zheicitazhendeshirenzaile。

fule,sheinengxiangdaozheixiaozideqianhaizhenshijianlaide?erqieguangjiuzuozhengderenjiuyoujishiwan,yagenbuxuyaozaiqucha!

erqiezhengrutamensuoshuo,tamenjuranzhendeshizailujiemu!

yinhuidepiaoleyiyanzhuoshangdesheyingji,lixiangdexinzhongwanfenchouchang。

shangdianshidiulian,bushidiurendaojialema……

takehaijidegangcaiduizheyangcanfangdehaoyan,zhenyaotatuodiaojingfushenmede……shizaiyouxieqiangrensuonanlea!

jiangdaozheili,lixianglianshanghuolaladeteng。

lveweihuodonghuodongjiangyingdeshoubei,yangcanlianmangxiaozhebalixiangfuqi,“zheihuashuode,nimeitianzheimexinku,oueryishishichayeshirenzhichangqing,wolijie!”

tingdaozheihua,zaichangdesanrenxinzhongdouyouxiegandong,kanxiangyangcandemuguangyebuyouduolejifenshanyi。

是个好小伙子啊!

ranerhaimeidengtamengaoxingduojiu,zhijianyangcanhuafengyizhuan,dao:“haole,jiranwuhuidouyijingdiaochaqingchule,neiwomenjiutantanpeichangdeshiqingba!”

“赔偿?”

三人一愣。

“duiya!nimenbawozhuadaozheibantianle,yingxianglewodegongzuo,nandaobuyinggaipeichangwodesunshima?”

“好说好说!”

lixiangcongkoudaizhongmochuqianbao,chouleliangzhanghongpiaochulai,“nidejiemuwodoukanguole,nishizuoliulanghanzhiyeshiba,liangbaikuaiqiandounaqu,duodejiudangzuowoduinidebuchangle!”

pingbaiwuguzhuarenjiajinlai,lixiangyetingbuhaoyiside,yangcanmeiyouzhudongtiqigangcaishenxunshideganga,tadexinzhongyeyouxieganji。

“liangbai?”yangcanyaoyaotoumeiyoujie。

“meishi!”lixiangyoubaqianwangyangcanmianqiantui,“nizheigegongzuoyeburongyi,meiduoshaoqianshouxiaba!”

“bububu!lijingguanwuhuile!”

yangcananzhulixiangneizaodongdeshou,renzhendao:“wodeyisishi……haibugou!”

cihuayichu,zaichangdezhongrendoushiyidai,zhibojiangengshifengkuangshuaping。

【haojiahuo,11haoyinga,zheishilaiejingchaleba?】

【dankouyige6,shihuashishuo11haobeiguanlehaimeiyousangexiaoshi,200kuaiqiangouduole!】

【shia,jianpingzinengzhengjigeqian?11haodexintaiheiledianerba?】

【buxunimenzheimeshuoxiaogege,wodouxintengsile!】

【loushanghuachifenjiandingwanbi,jiusuanshiweilebisainengyingyebunengzheimeerenba?】

……

“200kuaihaibugou?”

yizhimobuzuoshengdeanxinrenbuzhutucaodao:“liulanghandepingjungongzilianzuidibaozhangdoumeiyou,200kuaiqiangouduole!”

“shiaxiaoyang,nazheqiansuanleba!”

sheyingshiyezaiyipangguiquandao。

bijinggenguanfangdajiaodaokebushishenmehaoshi,nengzaodianjiejuewentijiuhao,miandeduoshengshiduan。