第3章 就是个傻大个

shenyinchenquanchengmeihuitou,kekouchilingli,siweiqingxi,yedesuweixiyakouwuyan,duidetamudengkoudai。

suweixizhanglezhangzui,zhuantouchaocongjidishengdao,“tamawo?!zheishizibizheng?”

congjiyuyanyouzhidekanlekansuweixi,dabuchaoshenyinchenzouleguoqu,yadileshengyin,“shaoye,laotaitaishuole,rangninheshaonainaihaohaoxiangchu。”

suweixibuganzhixindekanzheyuanchu,zhengbuzhisuocuodeshihou,shenyinchenmomodefangxialeshoulidedongxi。

sihushiquandongleshenyinchen,congjiluchuxiaoyi,jibuyouzoulehuilai,“gangcaidoushiwuhui,zanmenzhongxinrenshiyixia,zhonglai。”

suweixichengmujieshedekanzhecongji,“haineng……zhonglai?”

shuohuajian,shenyinchenyijingzouleguolai。

zuozhebujuede,qishencaifaxianzheirenzhangdejigao,qujinyimijiudeshengao,shenzitingba,mouguangdanmo,touzheqingleng。

buguoshizhendehaokan,nandedehaokan,youyizhonglengyanjuechendeganjue,xiangzhexianyiyang。

suweixixiangqizheijiahuocongxiaozibizheng,daidaishashadeyangzi,bujinyangqichunjiao,zheihaizhenshishadagele……

suweixihuiguoshenlaideshihou,shenyinchenzhengzhanzaitamianqiandingzhetakan。

yipangdecongjiyecoujinlexie,qingkezhe,tixingzheshenme,“shaonainai,zanmenshaoye,buaishuohua,danrenhaishihenshanliangde。”

shuodemeicuo,renzaiwuyanxiabudebuditou,kuangqietayebunenggenyigezibizhengdeshadagejijiaobushi。

suweixihuizhuansixu,xiangqicongjishuodezhonglai,bujinmanyanluxiaodeshenguoshouqu,“nihao,renshiyixia,wojiaosuweixi。”

shenyinchenmuguangcongsuweixilianshang,yilusaoxiaqu,shuangshousaizaikudouli,quemeiyougentawoshoudeyisi。

suweixideshoudangzaikongzhongyouxieganga,suijizijizhaobu,jugaoleshou,molemoshenyinchendenaodai,“yihou,jiejiejiushinilaopole,chucijianmian,qingduozhijiao。”

shenyinchenmouzihudeyichen,weiweicuzhemeitou,yanzhonglongqijifenxiane,momodechaohoutuileyibu,duokailesuweixideshou。

kanxiangtadeyanshen,yeshunjianlingliqilai,xiangdaofengbanyiyang,rangsuweixibuyoudexinlifahan。

“sansuijianguoyici,basuinidalewo,chilewodedangao,huilewodeshengri,xiaowoshigeshazi,bawotui\/jinleshuili……”

“xianzainijiajiwo,dengzherutuweianba。”

suweixideshouturandangzaikongzhong,chengmujieshedejiangzaileyuandi……

“tayaomailewo?!niguanzhei……jiaoshanliang?”

suweixihuanghubuyidekanxiangyipangdecongji,congjiyeshiwuyanyidui,chaoshenyinchencoujinlexie,sihuzaidishengshuozheshenme。

sujiaheshenjiayouershiduoniandejiaoqing,basuitamenqueshijianguoyici,kezhihou,shenyinchenchuguo,tamenzhijianzaimeiyoushenmejiaoji。

zaitadeyinxiangli,shenjiadexiaoerzi,queshidaidaibenben,shigehuanyouzibizhenghaizi,kexianzai……

suweixihuiguoshenlaideshihou,congjiyijingyouzhelehuilai,xiaolianyingyingdechongtadiantou,“fangxin,woyijinggenshaoyeshuohaole……”

suweixiyilianzhiyidekanzhecongji,zhengyaoshuoshenme,erbianbianchuanlaishenyinchendeshengyin。

“wokebushanliang,suanpan……”shenyinchenshuowan,bianduizhewaimianchuanlaiyishenggaohu。

suweixiyilianmengdekanzheshenyinchen,“suanpan?niyaosuanpanzuoshenme?”

“跟你算账。”

suweixihaishiyitouwushui,bianbeirenkangleqilai,cierdehansheng,zheneryulongdezaifangzilihuidang。

“jiuminga,lairena,shenyinchen,niganshenme……”jiaohanshengciqibifu,tarenhaizaijingkongbuandangzhong,renbianbeikangxialelou,mengdishizhong,beirenglechuqu。