第一章 死前要睡了最帅的男人

“houye,daxiaojietadeshenzi...ai...”

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silvjian,jiangyingxueyouyouwendao:“cuiyu,nijuede,yunguozuishuaidenanzishishei?”

翠玉一听,懵了。

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yahuanbujiedinaolenaonaodai:“neixiaojiewenzheigezuoshenme?”

“woshixiangzhefanzhengdouyaosile,linsiqianbazuishuaidenanzishuile,yesuanlejieyigexinyuan。”

rendouyaosile,haiguanshenmerensheburenshe。

“shuishuishuishui...shuile!?”cuiyujiejiebaba,tingdaohouwanzhengdehuadoushuobuchulai:“xiaojie,cihuadangzhen?”