第1章吃阴人饭
woshisheidenghuizaishuo，xianzaiyaoshuodeshi，zaiwoduimianzuozheyigemiansetieqing，yanshenjiqiyinhendelaotaitai，zhengtuzhezhangzhangdeshetou，xiangwofengkuangdepaoxiao。
“nizheigehousheng，youduodabenshi，ganzailaopozimianqianjiaoxiao，tamenjiabujiwogejiaodai，zheishikendingmeiwan。”
woxipixiaoliandeshuo：“laorenjianianjidouyijingzheimedale，piqiganmazheimeda，youshenmeshiqingbuhaoshangliang，xiankankanwodechengyi。”
wodaleyigexiangzhi，xiaomeixumengdiechuxianzaishenpang，shoulinazheyitazhiqian，fangzailaotaitaimianqian。
laotaitaikandaoqian，likejiubianchengzhengchangren，xiaodezuijiaodouliedaoerduoyazile。
zheishiwochangyongdezhaoshu，nengyongqiangaodingdeshiqing，jueduibudongshou，dajiadoushichulaipaopaode，dongshouduoshangheqi。
woxiaozheshuo：“laorenjiajuedewodechengyizenmeyang，xianzaikeyitanle，youshenmedabulede，feiyaoyicicishanglainaoshi，woyijingdatingguole，nikeshizheidelaodanan。”
laotaitaipielepiezuishuo：“zheishikebuyuanwo，tamenjiaxiuyuanqiang，yalewodeyinzhai，wojicituomengtamendoubugai，bujigejiaoxunzenmexing。
youqitamenjianeilaotaitai，meishijiunonggeshenhanhehuwo，chuleganshandezhulaotou，laopozipaguosheiya。”
woheiheiyixiaoshuo：“laorenjiazheimeshuo，zanmenhaishishuren，zhulaotoushiwoyeye，jigemianziba。”
laotaitaitingdaowoyeyedeminghao，liansecanbai，buzijuededalegeduosuo，woyeyeganlezheimeduonianshan，shoushangdeguimingduole。
woyikanyoumen，dashesuigunshangshuo：“benlaiwoyeyexianglai，wojuedemeiduodashi，suoyijiudabaodalanxialai，huitouwojiurangtamenjiabayuanqiangsuohuilai，buyanideyinzhaizenmeyang。”
laotaitaiyouyuleyixiashuo：“tamenyalewozheimeduonian，haiyouneigelaotaipozonghehuwo，zheishibunengshuosuanjiusuanle，zongdejiwobuchang。”
wozuolegeokdeshoushishuo：“jueduimeiyouwenti，huitoujinilaoshaoliangzuojinshan，kanniyeguaijimode，zailailiangduitongnantongnv，jinizuobanzenmeyang？”
laotaitaidiantoudaying，suihouxiaoshiwuzong，haoxiangconglaijiumeiyouchuxianguoyiyang。
wocongfangjianlizouchulai，yigepangzijiaojidewen：“buzhidaosigechulidezenmeyang？”
woqingmiedehengleyisheng：“woshishenmeren，shenmeshiqinggaobuding，huitoubanimenjiayuanqiangwanghuichebanmi，zaijilaotaitaishaoliangzuojinshanhetongnantongnv。
yihoufengnianguojie，jilaotaitaishaodianzhiqian，renjiaxinqinghaobaoyixia，nimenjiayiniandoushunli，kuibulenia！”
pangzidiantouhayaodebuduandaying，congdoulitaochuliangtaqian，gonggongjingjingdesongdaowomianqian。
wojiaozhujinsheng，jimianzidejiaowozhusi，bujimianzidejiaowosige，yichushengjiushijinguoshen，zheibeiziyuguijieyuan，zhudingyaochiyinrenfan。
woconglaibujizijiguoshengri，yinweiwochushengdeneitianshiqiyueshisi，zhengzhenghaohaoshizishi，yifenyimiaodoubucha，qiaqiaoguimenguankai。
woshibeiyishengrengjibabade，sheirangwoshiyigesiying，dangshipifudouyijingqing，shentixiangbingyiyangliang，chanfangdeqiangbishangdoushibingshuang。
jiuzaifuqinjuewangdeshihou，yeyenainaigandaoyiyuan，yeyedenayikuaisanfashichoudeguoshibu，bawobaozailimian，jiezhewofachuyishengqilidekusheng。
zheijianshiyiyejiuchuanbianxiaozhen，suoyourendouzhidaowosierfusheng，danwoyeyeshiganshanren，nainaishizhenlizuilihaideshenpo，meiyourengandangmianshuoshenme。
babamamazaiwomanyuehou，bawodiujiyeyenainai，daochenglitoubenxiaoyiqule，yiniandoujianbushangyicimian。
yinweiwoshiyigeguihaizi，meiyourenyuanyigenwowan，yemeiyoushangguoxue，bushiwobuxiangshang，ershixuexiaobushou，yeyenainaiyebuzaihu，shuowozhudingchiyinrenfan，shangbushangxuewusuowei。
wojisuijiugenzheyeyejinshan，wodepengyoudoushishanxiaojingguai，houlaiyoujianlegemishandexiaonvgui，jizijidangmeimei，jiuzheiyangmanmanzhangda。
yeyenainaidenianjiyuelaiyueda，wokaishidudangyimian，congbeiguiniandejifeigoutiao，daowobaguishoushidefufutietie，shuoqilaiquandoushiyanlei。
womaileerjinzhutourou，linzheyipingerguotou，huanghuangyouyoudehuidaojia。
nainailiezheganbiedezuichunshuo：“jintianshibandezenmeyang？”
xiaomeichuxianzainainaishenbian，xiaomimideshuo：“wogechuma，haiyoushenmeshibanbucheng，neigelaotaitaiyeshigecaimi，liangtaqianjiugaodingle。”
xiaomeishuozhejiangshouyihui，dianshizidongdakai，xiaomimidepiaoguoqu，zhuitadepaocaiouba。
yeyeduanzhejiubeishuo：“xiaosi，nilaozaishanliyebuzheimehuishi，daochenglizhaonibamaba。”
wochakaihuatishuo：“woqianliangtiankanlegexiaoshuo，renjiazhujiaoshiliuchushengde，suoyijiaoshiliu，tingshangqujiushangdangcile，**mabujiaozhushisia。”
nainaizaiyipangchahua：“nishiwuxingquewuxingdeming，ruguobuzhanshangyiyang，zhinengchengweixingshi，suoyijiunideshihou，chuleguoshibuzhiwai，haiyouniyeyedeganshandao。
ganshandaoshijinxing，jiujiaonijinsheng，sitongsiyin，shiweilerangnijizhusierfusheng，buguandaoshenmeshihou，renbunengwangben。”
woeleyisheng，yeyebajiuyikoumen，ranhoushuo：“nibiehewodacha，gangcaihenishuode，bushidouniwan，chepiaoyijingjinimaihaole，yihuijiushangchezou。”
wojingyadekanzheyeye，zongjuedeshiqingyouxiebudui，jibianshirangwozou，yeyongbuzhezheimezheji。
yeyechajuedaowodexiangfa，yanjingyidengshuo：“popomamadeganshenme，ruguobushimaibuzhexianzaidechepiao，limajiubanitichuqu。
yeyenainainengjiaonide，douyijingjiaojinile，suoweishifulingjinmen，xiuxingzaigeren，ninengzoudaonayibu，dekannizijidezaohua。
jintianwanshangwoheninainaiyaojinshan，yebuzhidaoduojiunenghuilai，niyongbuzhedanxinwomenzheiliangbalaogutou，zheihuishidazaohua。”
yeyeshuowanzheifanhua，ditouheqimenjiu，meidaozheigeshihou，jiushuomingshiqingbukegenggai。
nainaizaiyipanganweiwoshuo：“yeyenainaidayingni，dengniquxifuneitian，womenyidingqukansunxifu。”
wobumanyideshuo：“douzhidaowoshigeguihaizi，sheikenjiajiwoya。”
yeyebajiubeiyidunshuo：“suoyicairangnijincheng，zenmeyedejiwopiangesunxifuhuilai。”
wowunaidesonglesongjianbang，jiangchifandejiahuojiandandeshoushiyixia，huanghuangyouyoudezouchujiamen。
wohoulaishichangxiang，ruguowozhidaohuifashengneixieshiqing，haihuibuhuizouchujiamen。