“laoban，ninquedingyaozijiboma？zhaojigezhuanyedewanghongdaihuobuxingme？”zhulidanyoudekanzheyexinbobodejiangyan。
jiangyanbingbushizheigeshijiedebendiren，ershicongpingxingshijiedelanxingchuanyuelaide，yijingchuanyuelexiaoshinianle。
yuanzhushiyijiazhuanzuodiaoyuyujuqiyedefuerdai，riziguodehaisuanfuyu，jiangyanqianxienianjieshoulezijiagongsidejingying，houlaiyudaozhibodaihuolangchaodeqinxi，xunsizheyaobuzijiayuganyezaiwangshangzhiboshishikan。
jieguoqianduanshijianqianyuelejigewanghong，kengweifeigendaiyanfeihualebushao，zijiagongsideyujuxiaoshouequebujianmingxianzengzhang，shenzhigenyiqianyechabuleduoshao。
suanshibajiangyanjiqilegebansi，zheizhongrenzhengqiandoubuxiansangliangxinme？
gancui！tazijiqinzipiguashangzhen，buguangdengyikai，shexiangtouxiazuozhubo！
buguozhulidaoshijuedelaobandejueceyouxiecaolvle，suishuowanghongmaidehuobuduo，dantamenbijingshizhuanyezuoguopeixunde，maibuchuqushuobudingjiushizijiachanpinbushihezaiwangshangmai。
wanyilaobanzijizuozhibo，gaozalezhibojiandaomeishenme，mianzimeilekeshiwanjiubuhuilaide。
jiangyanbailetayiyan，“zenme？buxiangxinnilaoban？！”
meichiguozhurou，haimeijianguozhupao？
qianshi，jiangyankanlebuzhidaoduoshaochangdaihuozhibole，gezhongzhuanyehuashutingdeerduodouqilejianzi，bujiushizhibojianlizhuanyaohema，huansheilaidouxing！
zhulichiyidao：“laoban，wobushizheigeyisi，suirannizhangdeshuai，jingyingnengliyehenyouxiu，danzaidazhongmianqianmeishenmezhimingdua，jiupalanbuzhuguanzhong。”
keyi！jiangyananzhongjixiaozhulishulegedamuzhi。
zheijuhuamingmianshangshizaijilaobantiyijian，danandiliquejilaobandailedinggaomaozi，zheizhulibixutiba！
“meishi，dabulewoludianroucabianhaole！”jiangyanheiheiyixiao。
助理：“？？？”
cabian？cashenmebian？yigenandegaocabiannayourenkan？
buguojiranlaobanhuadoushuodaozheifenshangle，zhuliyejiumeilezuzhideniantou，suoxingjiusuitaquba。
“nei....wobazhibodakaila，laoban.....”zhulishanshandao。
jiangyandashouyihui，“kai！”
jiangyanzijiagongsijiaozuojuweiyuju，zaidiaoyulaodequanzilimingshenghaisuanbucuo，yixiangyizhilianggao，jiageqinminzhucheng，yikaibozhibojianlixunsuweilongjinlaiyidapizhongshifensi。
“yi？zheigezhuboshishei？zhangdehaitingshuaide。”
“zhiqiandemeinvzhuboni？woyaokanmeinv！”
“zezeze，zhubonidaoshishuohuaa，nishiyabama？”
jiangyanpielepiezui，“wobushizhubo，woshizheijiagongsidelaoban，xianzaiyouwolaiqinzijidajiazuozhibojieshaowomengongsidechanpin。”
“haojiahuo，laobanqinzishangzhen？shiyinweiyijingqingbuqizhuboleme？”
“好惨嗷。”
mianduizhibojianlideyizhongchaofeng，jiangyandaoshimeidanghuishi，zuozhuboma，zhuandeyibanqiandoushiaimadeqian。
hulianwangsuishuobushifawaizhidi，danzaishangmiansuiyifaxieyemeirenhuidanghuishi，guanzhongmenxinqingbuhaojiumazhuboyijingshichangshile。
suizhezhibojianliguanzhongrenshujianjianbianduo，jiangyanyetingxialexianliao，naqileyigenyugankaishizuochanpinjieshao。
“qinaidejiarenmen，jintianwoyaoxiangnimenlongzhongjieshaoyikuangemingxingdediaogan，neijiushiwomendexinkuanqijian，weilongxiliediaogan！zheikuandiaoganshiwomenjiangxinduyundejiezuo，huijileqing、ying、renyuyishen，jueduishinichuidiaozhilvdezuijiahuoban。”
“shouxian，tadeqingyingrangrenjingyan。3.6midezhangdujinzhong76ke，qingyingdefangfomeiyouzhongliangyiban。meiyicihuigandouxiangshizaiyufenggongwu，rangnizaixiangshoudiaoyulequdetongshi，yenengganshoudaoqingsongzirudeshushi。”
“zheikuandiaogancaiyonglegaobilidet300tanxianwei，zheizhongtanxianweijuyoujigaodelashenqiangduhekangchongjixingneng，shidediaoganzaibaochiqingyingdetongshi，yejubeilezhuoyuedeyingduherenxing，wulunshizaishenhaiboshayu，haishizaihubianyouxianchuidiao，tadounengqingsongyingdui。
“zuihou，zheikuandiaoganhaishitongtitansude，zaijiashang2%deboxianzengqiang，gengshirangzheikuandiaoganzaiqiangduhenaiyongxingshangdoudadaoleqiansuoweiyoudegaodu。”
“qijianchanpin，nizhideyongyou！”
juweiyujudekejidoushigongsiziyan，shangpinzhiliangjiqiguoying，zheidianjiangyanshihenyouxinxinde，tanxianweicailiaofangmianjishishinadaoguowaiyeshichaojinengdade。
erqie，jiangyandehuashuyejiqijuyouchongjili，yibojieshuoxialai，zhibojianderenshubipingchangduoleyibeihaiduo。
“zhubozhubo，woyijingqidaile，qingwenbujiqiankeyisonghuoshangmenma？”
“zhubo，diaobushangyuzenmeban？anyuanjiapeichangkeyima？”
“huobucuo，qingwenwoshineifuhaishiwaiyong？”
“zhubo，womaiyugansonglaopoma？”
“zhubozhubo，woxiangmaiyigensongjiwoxifu，nengjiwogaizaoyixiazuocheng**ganma？”
jiangyan：“........”
zheiyijieguanzhongkezhennandaia，zheixiedoushishenmewenti？yigenenghuidadedoumeiyou！
jiangyanfue，“youmeiyouzhengjingdiandewenti，rangwotongyihuifuyixia，neifuhaishiwaiyong，zheimezhangdeyugannineifuyigejiwokankan，bupaba**tongchuanle？”
turan，youyitiaodanmuxiyinlejiangyandezhuyi，“zhubo，zheicailiaoyounishuodeneimelihaimo？”
zhongyuyoulegezhengjingdanmule，jiangyanganjinhuifu：“dangran，womenjuweiyujucongyikaishidedaigong，zaidaodaikuangoujinxianjinshengchanxian，erhouzhujianziyan，yijingxingchengleyitaoyanchanxiaodewanzhengtixi。
youqishitanxianweicailiaofangmian，shengchanxianhejishuquandoushijuweiyujuziyangongguande，shangpindezhiliangjueduiguoying，zheidiannidakefangxin，jueduiyouwoshuodezheimelihai！”
neigeidjiaokongjunzaixianderenjiezhewendao：“keyiyongzaikongjunshangme？”
jiangyannaodaiyizhenheixian，zenmeyoukaishihugaole，“neng....zhiyaonixiangyong，baozhengniyiyongyigebuzhisheng！”
“好，我试试。”
xiayimiao，jiangyanjiukandaohoutaishangxianshi，neigejiao‘kongjunzaixian’deguanzhongxiadanleyitiaoyugan。
jiangyanshunjianjiulailejingshen，xinga，bushilaikouhaidejiuxing。
zhiyaonimaihuo，nijiushiwodehaoxiongdi！
......
yiwanshang，jiangyanmaichulebawandehuo，busuanhenyouxiu，danyijinghaisuanbucuole，zaijianquwangriqingwanghongdekengweifei，jintiansuanshibizhiqianzhuanlebushao。
xiabohou，jiangyanfenfudao：“xiaolongxiliedeyuganzhuajinceshi，xiacizhibowojiezhetuixinkuanqijian。”
“是，老板！”