第1章被小团子碰瓷
——wunianqian，yijiasirenzhensuo
“bingrennanchanhunmile！xianzaizhinengzhuanpoufuchan，bingrensuishiyoushengmingweixian。”
“darenwusuowei，yidingyaobaozhuhaizi！”
bangexiaoshihou，yishengtikucongshoushushineichuanlai
hushibaozheqiangbaozhongdehaizizoulechulai，“shiyigenanhai。”
nvrenkanzhehuaizhongdehaizi，chunjiaogouqiyimolengxiao。
taimouwangleyiyanshoushushineihunmideshenying，baozhehaizizhuanshenlikai......
muxiaowan，wodeshaguimi，duoxienile。
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jieshuleyitiandegongzuo，muxiaowanqucaishichangmailecai，qizhedanchehengzhexiaoquyouzaidezhunbeihuijia。
jingguoyigeguaijiao，zhijianyigexiaoroutuanfeibenerchu，muxiaowanjimangchazhuleche。
danchedechelunjiuzaixiaoroutuanmianqianyilimitingxia。
xiaoroutuanyeyinweituranchuxiandedanchehedediezuozaidishang。
muxiaowanjimangdingjingyikan，zhijianturanpaochulaidexiaoroutuanshiyigekanqilaisisuizuoyoudexiaonanhai。
xiaonanhaizhangdeshifenjingzhi，xiaolianshanghaidaizheyingerfei，gentaociwawayiban，shenshangdeyifuheqizhi，yikanjiushiyouqianrenjiadexiaohai。
fanshenxialeche，muxiaowanzoudaoxiaonanhaishenqiandunxia，guanxinxunwen：“xiaopengyou，meiyouzhuangdaoniba？”
xiaonanhaiyanjiandekandaobuyuanchuxunzhaozijideshenying，lingjiyidong，yibapujinlemuxiaowandehuaili。
“mami！nizhongyulaijiewohuijialema？”
“？？？？？”
muxiaowandunshilengzaiyuandi，zheishishenmeqingkuang？
“kandaoxiaoshaoyeleme？”
“没有。”
“womenzaiquneibiankankan！”
jidaoheisedeshenyingkuaisulikai。
muxiaowanhuiguoshenlai，“xiaopengyou，nishibushirencuole？wobushinimamia！neige......nimeishidehua，wojiuxianzoule。”
muxiaowanshuowan，qishenxiangyaolikai。
ranerxiaotuiquebeixiaonanhaisisibaozhu。
“mami，nidaiwoyiqihuijiaba！”
muxiaowanheirenwenhaolian，zheishishenmexinxingpengcifa？
“xiaopengyou，nizhenderencuole，wozhendebushinimami！”
“wuwuwuwu......wodemamibuyaowole！mamiwohuihenguaide，nibuyaodiuxiawohaobuhao？suirandiedishigezhananhebiedeayipaolepaoxialeni，keshiwoshiwugudea！”xiaonanhaibaozhemuxiaowandetui，shengqingbingmaodekusuleqilai。
zheishibushaolurenweiguanleguolai。
yiweidamarenbuzhukaikou：“xiaoguniang，jiusuannilaogongyoucuo，keshihaizimeiyouzuocuoa，nihaishidaihaizihuijiahaohaoshenghuoba。”
beiguiquandemuxiaowanyilianwunai，“zheiweiayiniwuhuile，tazhendebushiwodehaizia！”
tacai23sui，nalaineimedagehaizia！
“xiaoguniangnidangwomenyanxiaa，zheihaizigennizhangdezheimexiang，yikanjiushinidehaizia！”
“ayinideyanshenyouwentiba，zheihaizinalizhangdexiang......”
muxiaowandixiatoukanxiangbaozhezijixiaotui，angzhenaodai，kelianbabadekanzhezijidexiaonanhai，yuanbenxiangshuodehuayixiaziyezhu。
“......”
我滴个乖乖。
bukanbuzhidao，yikanheyitiao。
zheixiaonanhaidemeiyanjian......haizhentemiaodehetayoujifenxiangxiangdedifang！
youqineishuangwuliuliu、heiqiqi、kelianbabadedayanjing，haiyouhezijiyiyangzuijiaoweiweishangyangdemaomichun......
muxiaowandunshiyouyizhongtiaojinhuangheyexibuqingledeganjue。
lurenmenduimuxiaowanzhizhidiandian，tayixiazibianchengleqianfusuozhibuyaohaizideeduqinma。
poyuwunai，muxiaowanzhidexianlingzhehaizihuidaolejia。
muxiaowandejiazaisshichengzhongcundeyigesifangnei，huanjingbingbusuanhao，zuzhuzaizheiliziranshiyinweizujinbianyi。
muxiaowandakaifangmen，“nixianjinquba，wosuoyixiache。”
xiaonanhaizoulejinqu，zaishafazuoxia，huangusizhou。
yiyanjiukeyikanwanquanmaodefangzi，posudejiaju，youxiediaopideqiangmian，zhibuguohaisuanganjingzhengjie。
ng！suirankechenledian，tajiumianweiqinandezhuxiaba！