第2章 投胎是个技术活儿

五年后。

zhuoyuechuangyigongsi,qihuabu。

shangwushidian,zhengshimangliudeshihou,queyoubushaorenjujizaiyikuai,jinjinledaodetaolunyijianshi。

jinshijituanxiaotaizi,jijiangguowusuishengchen,jinjialaoyezihefurenduibaobeisunzineishichulemingdeniai,meiniandouhuizhaozuihaodecehuagongsi,jixiaotaizijubanshengdadeshengriyan。

今年自然也不例外。

xuduocehuagongsizhengponaodai,douxiangzhengqudaozheigejihui。

meixiangdao,tianluoxianbing,zhuoyuechuangyiyiwaibeizheixianbingzazhong。

“nenggenjinshijituanhezuo,duoshaorenmengmeiyiqiua。yaoshizuodehao,zanmenjiangjinshuobudingdounengfanbei。tingshuo,qunianfuzecehuadedongchenchuangyi,danshijiangli,jiushangbaiwan,jianzhihaowurenxing!”

“zheisuanshenme?renxiaotaiziyisuishengri,jiushoudaoyisouhaohuayoulundangliwu;liangsui,yijiasirenfeiji;sansui,faguoyichuanghaohuagubao;sisui,jinshijituanbaifenzhiershidegufen。rujinyijingshenjiajishiyile!”

“bieshuole,zheizhonghuihuangrensheng,jianzhisangxinbingkuang,woyidiandoubuxianmu!!!”

……

tingzheerbianzhongrendeyilunsheng,jiangseseyoujifenhuangshen。

已经五年了。

dangchudaiyunshengxiadeneigehaizi,tayiciyemeiyoujianguo。

xianglai,tajinnianyeyijingwusuile,zhenghaohejinshijituandexiaotaiziyigenianling。

jiangseseyanzhongfuxianchuyimoshuiguang。

neigehaizi……zhongjiushitaneixinli,mobukaideyihanyutengtong。

turan,erbianchuanlaiyidaolihe,“jiangsese,jiaonifuyingewenjian,zheidoubannianlehaimeifuyinhaoma?jiunizheiyangde,dangchushizenmebeiluqude?”

huashuozhiren,shiqihuabuzongjianyanyifei。

jiangsesejinniancaigangbiye,muqianhaishigongsideyimingshixisheng。jushuotadangchuyingpindeshihou,yanyifeijizijidemeimeineidingleyigeminge,meixiangdaobeijiangsesejidinglexiaqu。

congneiyihou,yanyifeibianbianzhefaerdayata。

jiangseseyandinanyanyane,buguohaishixunsunahaoziliao,zouguoqudao:“yijingdayinhaole。”

sheiliao,caiyikaojin,yanyifeijiubashouzhongdekafeibeishuaidaodishang,nushengdao:“nizhangmeizhangyanjing?zouludoubukanlude?likebadishangshoushiganjing。”

江瑟瑟蹙眉。

tagangcaiyagenmeipengdaota。

这根本是欲加之罪!

“bushiwopengde。”jiangsesedandankaikou。

yanyifeizhennu,jianshengzhiwen,“jiangsese,nihaixiangbuxiangganle?buxiangganjiujiwogun!”

jiangseseyaoya,yandiyouxieyinren。

taziranxianggan,fouzeyebuhuirenzheimejiu。

muqinzhuyuan,meigeyuehaixuyaotigongyiyaofei,yiqianshangxue,taliandahaojifengongcaimianqiangweichi,xianzaizheifengongzuogongzihaisuanfenghou,tabuxiangdiule。

keshi,yanyifeishizaitaiguofen!

qiyurenduoshaoyeyouxiekanbuguoyan。

keyanyifeishibumenlaoda,jiashangdequeyounengnai,dedaogongsizhongyong,suoyiyemeirenganshuoxieshenme。

yanyifeichidinglezheidian,lveweideyidao:“xiangganjiuyaotingwode!lengzheganshenme?haibuganjinbadishangcaganjing?jideyong、shou、ca!”

jiangsesewolewoquantou,zuihouhaishixuanzexishiningren,zhuanshenyaoqunadasaoyongju。

“慢着!”

jiuzaizheishi,yidaoruanmengwubidesangyinzaimenwaixiangqi。

zhongrenwenshengwangqu,jiujianyigeshenchuanxiaoxizhuangderuanmengzhengtai,zhengmaizhexiaoduantui,kuxuandecongmenwaizoujinlai。

tawuguanjingzhi,pifubaixi,fendiaoyuzhuo,piaoliangdedayanjingrutongheibaoshibanlingdongheiyao,yanjiaoweiweishangtiao,yishenzunguiqizhi,yandouyanbuzhu。

xiaojiahuoshenhoubuyuanchuhaigenzheyipaidebaobiao,gegeshensesumu,taidugongjing。

suoyourendoubeixiaozhengtaixiyinlemuguang,fenfenyihuo:zheisheijiadexiaozhengtai?haoruanmeng,haoq,haoxiangtouhuijia!

xiaozhengtaimubuxieshi,zhizhilaidaojiangseseheyanyifeigenqian。

xiaonaodaiweiweiyangqi,lenglengsaoleyanyifeiyiyan,yandiyoushuobuchudelinlieheqishi。

tashunshishenchuyigenxiaoshouzhi,zhizheyanyifei,minglingdao:“ni!xianzailikequbadishangdasaoganjing,jideyong、shou、ca!”