骂，骂不赢！
打，就更打不赢！
qidelianseqingzideyanqingqingzhinengkuzhechongyandongweigaozhuang。
“baobeinverguai，nifangxin，babayidinghuiweinibaochoude。”lianseshifennankandeyandongweishuozhehenhendeyaoleyaoya，luqixiuzijiuchaobeirenzhuazhuledongdanbudedeyanshianneizhangjingzhipiaoliangdelianshangchouleguoqu。
biandahaibuwangbianyaoyaqiechidenumayanshiandao：“yanshian！nigedaochujiworemafandexiao**！wojintianfeidasinibuke！”
raneryandongweineihenhendeyibazhanghaimeiaizheyanshianneizhangjingzhipiaoliangdelian，yidaomanhengxionghendeshengyindouranxiangleqilai：“jiwozhushou！”
lilaobanneixiongcandegentoushixueelangbandeshengyinyixiang，haizaifennuzhizhongdewenhuilinggenyanqingqingmunvliangrendunshijingdelengzaileyuandi。
yanqingqingyegubushangshengqile，lianshangluchumokongjuzhise，douzheshenziwangwenhuilingdeshenhouzanglezang。
xiayimiaozhong，zhijiantoushanghaiguozheshabudelilaobanyishouzhuazhuleyandongweideshou，liansenankanhenshibunaifandekaikou：“tamade！yaoshibazheizhangpiaoliangdexiaoliandanjidacanlekejiubuzhiwubaiwanle！”
shengyinyidun，lilaobanneiyinzhixionghendemuguangsaoleyanmanshenlangbeidewenhuilinggenyanqingqingmunvliangjiezhejixudao：“xingyande，jintianlaoziguolaishilaizhaorende！jiranxianzairenyijingzhaodaole，neilaozijiuxiandaizoule。”
lilaobanzuowanbeiluxiuhanyijiaochuaidezhijieyunguoquhoubeirenjisongjinleyiyuan，yizhidaojintiancaixingguolai。
zheibu，rengangyixing，biezheyiduzihuoqijiudaizhezijiyibangxiongdizhibenyandongweidegongsinaoshiqule。
weiciyandongweilianshanghaiailelilaobannuhuochongtiandeyiquan，zheihuierbanbianlianjiadouhaishizhongzhedeni。
yandongweitingzhelilaobanzheiyifanhua，nalihaiganfanboshenme，lianmangdiantouhayaodechonglilaobandao：“meiwenti，meiwenti，renguililaobanle，lilaobanxiangzenmechuzhijiuzenmechuzhi。”
lilaobanzheicaimanyidelenghenglesheng，yinzhixionghendemuguanglenglengdesaoleyanbeirenanzhuledeyanshian，chezhechunyiweibumingdeguaixiaolesheng，henhao！gandapotanaodaidenvrentaxingyandehaishidiyige！
lilaobandaizheshenhougenzhedeyibangxiaodijiazhedongdanbudedeyanshianzhuanshenlikaileyanjiadexiaobieshu。
yizhidengdaolilaobanzheihuorenjiachelikaizhihou，yandongweizheicaixiangshisonglekouqiyibandetanzuozaileshafashang。
yipangmanshenlangbeidewenhuilinggenyanqingqingmunvlianghuxiangduishileyiyan，zheicaiconggangcaidezhenglengzhizhonghuishenleguolai。
toufaluanchengjiwodewenhuilingyegubushangzijile，kanzhezijiazhangfuneinankandeliansegenlianshangdeqingzishanghenshi，meitoulijijinzhouleqilai，youxiejingyibudingdechongyandongweidao：“aiyo！laogongnilianshangdeshangshizenmehuishia？！duile！haiyoulilaobanzenmezhaozanmenjialilaile？liansehaineimenankan，zheidaodidoufashengleshenmeshia？”
yitiqizheige，yandongweimuguanghenhenyichen，lianseshunjiangengjianankanlejifenqilai，yaoyaqiechidedao：“haibushiyanshianneigehuiqiguigandehaoshi！zuowanshangtajingranbalilaobanjidayunle！haidelilaobanshenmeshidoumeiganchengjiuzhijiebeisongjinleyiyuan！
jintianyidazao，lilaobanjiudaizherenlaiwogongsinaoshile！chadianmeibawojidasi！rangwojiaochuyanshianneigehuiqigui！”
wenhuilingtingzheyandongweizheifanhua，liansedunshiyizhenqingyizhenzide，qidedashengzhoumadao：“yanshianzheigexiao**！shichilexiongxinbaozidanme！jingranganzayunlilaoban！”
yanqingqingzheihuierdaoshijieqiyibandegegexiaoleqilai，yinhendemuguangwangzhelilaobanlikaidefangxiang，bianxiaobianxingzailehuodedao：“yanshianzheichuncuijiushizaizixunsilua！dezuilelilaobantahainengyoushenmehaoxiachang！womenxianzaidengzhekantadehaoxijiuxingleni！”
wenhuilingnaohailishanguolilaobanzuihoulikaishikanxiangyanshianluchulaideneigeguaiyidelengxiao，youxiangqilelilaobanyiqianbumingbubaisidiaodeneisangelaopo，hunshendunshikongjudedalegelengzhan，lianshangsuijiluchulemoshuxindexiaoronglai。
只是……
xiangqiyanshianbaixibojingshangdeneixieaimeidehongsewenhenshi，wenhuilingxinliyoumodigedenglesheng，momingdeganjuedaoyouxiebuduijing。
zijialaogongganggangcaishuolelilaobanzuowankeshenmedouhaimeilaidejizuojiubeiyanshianjidayunsongjinleyiyuanli，neiyanshianxiao**bozishangdeneixiehenjiyouzenmejieshini？
buguobudengwenhuilingshenxiang，yipangdeyanqingqingfaxianlezijihongzhongdejianzhishibukanrumudelian，dunshilazhulewenhuilingdeshoudakuleqilai：“wodelian！！！mama，zenmebana，wodelianzhongchenglezheigeyangziwanshanghaizenmequcanjialujiadewanyana！kuaixiangxiangbanfaba！”
lingyibian，feichizaimalushangdemashaladijiaochelimian。
“fangkaiwo！nimenzheishibangjia！”yanshianlianseweichenzhe，henhendezhengzhaleyifan，buguowujiyushi，bangzheshuangshoudeshengziyijiushifenlaogu。
shitashicele，meixiangdaozheigexingliderenhuizheimekuaijiuzhaoshangmenlai！
pangbianzuozhedelilaobanmodishenshouhaobukeqideyibasisiqiazhuleyanshianxiaoqiaodexiaba，weimizheweisuodexiaoyan，shixuexiongcandemuguanglenglengdesaoleyanyanshianneizhangjingzhiwanmeidexiaolian，tudeyangshouhenhenyibazhangshanzaiyanshiandelianshang。
zheimepiaoliangjingzhidedongxidangrandeyaotaqinzidongshouliuxiashanghencaiguoyinle！
yanshianbeizheiyibazhangshandetouyunermingleqilai，zuilichangdaolexianxueduyoudejinshutiexiuwei！
erbianjinjiezhexiangqililaobanneiyinzhidebiantaixiaosheng：“zhidaome！fanshirewoshengqi、butinghuadenvrenxiachangdouhentongkuqicande！xianzainiguixialaibawodexietianganjing，zaihaohaoqiuwo，huoxuwonengzanshiraoniyitiaojianming。”
“pei！”yanshianhanzhexuedetuomozhijietuzailelilaobandelianshang，weiyangleyangxiaba，muguangzhizhidedingzheneililaobanlenglengdechusheng：“buhaoyisi，woyanshiandezidianliconglaijiumeiyouqiuraolianggezi！”
chexianglideqifenxiangshidongzhuleyiban，shunjianlengningdaolejidian！
jinjiezhefanyingguolaidelilaobanlianseyinchendaolekepadedibu，taishoumodiaolelianshangdetuomo，yinzhixiongcandemuguangsisidedingzheyanshian，nujifanxiaoleqilai：“xiao**！haodehen！zheimejizhezuosineiwoxianzaijiuchengquanni！”
yinhendehuayinyiluo，lilaobanneifeipangyounideshentidunshichaozheyanshianpuleguoqu。