“sushuang，nishenshangchuandexiangnainai，shirangguyanmaideba？”
“liufei，nijiaoshangdeadiyeshirangguyanmaideba？”
“chenmiao，nideshoulianyeshishengrishirangguyansongdeba？”
“qiebushuonimenpingshiyaochishadourangguyandingcan，jiushuoshuonimenxianzailianshangyongdehuazhuangpin，doushinimenjiezhechengxuehaoyoudemingyixiangguyansuoqude！”
“nimenchizheguyande，chuanzheguyande，yongzheguyande，jieguodaotoulai，daodayipa，zaleguyandeche，haidihuimoheiguyan！”
“shuojunantingde，gudaide**doubinimenyouliangxin！”
shuozuihouyijuhuashi，lichaozhuanxianglechengxue，yiweifenming。
lengyanpangguandechengxuelianshangturanbianlese。
wozezhijiejiaolvshizoufalvtujing。
该赔赔，该关关。
gujiagaojiagongyangdelvshikebushichisude。
bujinyaotamenpeicheliangsunshifeiyong，haiyaoqiutamenguihaizheiduanshijiancongwoshenshangxidexue。
linlinzongzongjiaqilai，jiazhijibaiwan。
zheihui，chengxuede**meizhongyuyoudianhuangle，wanquanmeilexianqiandeqishi。
“guyan，niyebunengguaiwomen，womenshikanzaichengxuedemianshangcaihuiyaonisongdedongxi。zheishijinimianzi……”
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chengxuebeihaojiemeidehuaqidefadou。
“nimen……zenmezheiyang……”
“womenzenmele？chengxue，womenshihaoxinbangnicaihuizhaoreshangta，zheishi，nidangrandefuze！”
diyicikanqingzheixie**meidezuilian，chengxuehenfennuyehenshangxin。
wodelvshizenmekenenghuirangtamentaotuo。
律师函，人手一份。
diertian，xiaoyuanluntanjiuzhale。
两篇神贴横空出世。
“zhanantifenshou，yaoqiunvfangtuihuisuoyouliwu，haiyaodaopeijibaiwan！”
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yigetiaobonannvduili，yigeshandongchoufuqingxu。
henkuaijiuxiyinle**renweiguan。
youxinrenzaishaoshaoyibaoliao，mubiaojiuyizhizhixianglewo。
wofanshoujiujiangzheijigeyuetamendexiaofeiqingdanguashangqu。
neixiemawoxiaoqi，mawozhade，shunjianbuzhishengle。
【xianzaitangelianaichengbendouzheimegaoma？bujinyaoyangnvpengyouyijia，haiyaoyangtaguimi？】
【buzhiruci，zheigeyuandatouzalejibaiwanlianshoudouburangqian，danhuitou，zheinvshengquegenbiedenanshengzuanxiaolvguan……】
shunshoufudaizhaopian，youtuyouzhenxiang。