第一章 你就该下地狱

“嘭——!!”

sujianyushouzhongdedangaotuopanluozaidishang,nazheshoujideshouzaizhandou:“nishuoshenme?wojiebeibijiajifushang?”

怎么会?

“jianyu,shizhende,woqinzikandaotingmobeiwenzongdemuqinlantianmeijizhuazoule!”sutingmodepengyoudalaidianhua,“gaizenmeban?woshiwenshijituandeyuangong,bugandezuizongcaimama......”

sujianyujilirangzijibaochilengjing:“ninengbazheijianshigaosuwo,woyijinghenxiexiele,wojiebunengbeizhuazou,ninenggaosuwolantianmeidedizhime,woqinziquzhaota!”

“lanjuekafei,lantianmeizaihexiawucha。”

“hao!xiexieni!”sujianyuguaduandianhua,laibujigendangaodiandejinglidaomingyuanyin,jimangdechaolanjuekafeiganqu!

sujianyudexinjirufen,fuqinyijingzaiyiyuan,tadejiejieyidingbunengzaiyoushiqing!

zaisujianyucuicuxia,sijizhongyuzaibangexiaoshineigandao!

laidaolantianmeidehaohuabaoxiangmenqian,sujianyubeibaobiaodangzhu:“qiuqiunimen,rangwojinqu,wozhaolanfurenyouzhongyaodeshiqing......”

“zoukai!”baobiaowuqingdetuizuzhesujianyu。

sujianyuxinyiheng,dashenghandao:“lanfuren,woshisujianyu,shisutingmodemeimei,woqiuqiuni,fanglewojiejie!!”

lijian,yizhongguifurenpeitonglantianmeichizhedianxin,hecha。

wenyan,lantianmeimeitouweizhou,“shisheizaidahuxiaojiao?”

yongrenfudishenzi,zailantianmeierpangdao:“taitai,shisutingmodemeimeisujianyu。”

lantianmeimouzhonghuaguoyisilengli,mianwubiaoqingdao:“batajirengchuqu!”

“是!”

menwai,sujianyukukuaiqiu:“lanfuren,qiunifanglejiejieba,tahaineimenianqing,bunengjiageyigelaotouzi......”

“嘭——!!”

baobiaoningqidesujianyugebo,batawangwairengqu,sujianyubugutengtong,lijiqishenwangbaoxiangpaochu,jieguorengjiubeibaobiaozhiguzhu,sujianyujidedajiao:“nimenfangkaiwo,woyaojianlanfuren!!”

“jiupingnihaixiangjianzongcaimuqin,kuaigunba!”

sujianyubuguanbugudeaiqiu,keshibaobiaoyijiubuyibunao!

cuobaiganxilai,sujianyuxingmouranshangwuqi,danjueqiangrangtameiyoulikai,zhidaolantianmeijieshudexiawucha,congbaoxiangchulai。

sujianyumengdipushangqu:“lanfuren,qiuqiunifangguowodejiejieba,tahainianqing,buneng......”

lantianmeitingxiajiaobu,yongronghuaguidetayitaiduanzhuang,tajugaolinxiadekanzhesujianyu,“niyaoqingxingfushangkanshangshinidejiejie,erbushini,fouzecikejiajitadejiushini!”

“shenme?”sujianyujingzhule,mouzhongranshanghenyi:“lanfuren,niweishenyaoyaozheiyangduiwo,duiwojiejie?!”

lantianmeiyongrongdelengxiao:“nimeiyouzigelaizhiwenwo,yinweinizuolecuoshi,debudaoyuanliang,jiugaixiadiyu!”zitaizunguidezhaoshou:“batajiworengchuqu!”

sujianyuhuangmangdezhengtuo:“qiuqiuni,youshenmejiuchongwolai,bieshanghaidejiejie......”

lantianmeizhishilenglengdekanlesujianyuyiyan,zuoshangche,yangzhangerqu。

sujianyushuangtuifaruan,zuozaidishang,bengkuidedaku。

为什么!

weishenmeyaozheiyangduita,haiyoutadeqinren,tagenbenjiumeidezuilantianmei!

haojiuhou,sujianyucairangzijipingjingxialai,danyijiuyouyanleizailiu,shoubuzijuedeniechengquantou,tabunengrangjiejiezaoyuzheiyangdebuxing,tayidingyaoqujiujiejie!