第三章，婚礼来大闹
wowufacaitouluwangdexinsi，ershizaiwoshoudaoluxiaoyuyaoledejiehunyaoqinghanzhihou，wocaijuedezheishijieshangdeyiqieshiyouduomedekexiao，shangyimiaochadianchengweiwozhangfudenanrenrujinqueyaolanzhelingyigenvhaizideshouburuhunyindediantang。
louxiacierdechedishengjiangwocongmengzhongjingxing，wolakailechuanglian，shuiyimenglongdewangzhexiabian，
“zheishiniweiyidejihui，xialougenwozou！”tasihushizaiyongzhongminglingdekouqitongwojianghua，wosuiranbuxihuanzheiyangaomanwulideren，danyixianzaidechujinglaikan，tadequekeyibangzhuwo。
womeiyouzaishuohua，ershizaiyifan‘zheteng’yihou，chuanzheneizhongwocongbuxiguandelifuchuxianzaileluxiaoyuyaoledehunlishang。ranerdiyiyan，wobianwangjianleneigechuangruwoshengmingzhongdenvhaizi，tabingmeiyoukanxiangwo，ershimanlianhuangkongdedingzhewoyipangdeluwang，tadebiaoqingxiangshijiubiezhongfenghoudecuoe，youxiangshihuangyanjijiangbeijiechuandebuan。
“yo，zheibushimo**ma，zenme，beirenjiatuihunlehaibuxiandiulian，xianzaihaiyaonaodaobierendehunlishanglaima？”tongwoshuohuashiyigefujiaqianjin。
“jiushijiushi，yaoshiwoa，gankuaizhaogedifengzuanjinqusuanle，haizaizheilidiushenmeren。”
“yigebeituilehundenvren，haiyoushenmezigezuoweizhenggecshidetouhaomingyuan。”
wobuyiweirandexiaolexiao，zhuanguoshenzhizhideyingshangtamendeshixian，wocongweixiangxianzaizheiyangyoudiqi，fangfoshiqingdoubucengfashengzaiwoshenshangyiyang：“zaizheigeshijieshangyouyizhongrenyongyuandoukanbuqingzijidizhenmianmu，jiurutongwuyaluozailezhushenshang，zhikanjianlebierenheiquekanbujianzijihei。”
“shuodehao！”wozhuanguoshen，jianluwangzhengyilianxiaoyidechaowozoulai。
qishiyouyidianwotingpeifuta，jiushiwuluntazoudaonali，tadoushiyidaoqiyidefengjingxian。
“ni、”ranerwohaimeiyoukaikoubianbeitadaduan，“xu，yihuirangnikanyichanghaoxi！”
womeiyoushuohua，tajiuzheiyanglazhewozoudaoleguanlitaixiadetouyingyipang。
“niyaoganshenme！”wowen。
“nibushihenluxiaobeipannima？woxianzaijiurangnikankantabeirenbeipandeshihoushizhongshenmeyangzi！”luwangdeyanshenzhizhongchongmanlebiyi，sihubiwoduiluxiaodehenyilaidegengjiazhijie。
taishangdeshenfuyipinyixiaodesushuozheneixiexuweideshiyan，wowangzheluxiaoneimanlianxingfudeyangzi，xinshunjianbeiyizhongganjuesaiman。
ranerxiayishun，dapingmushangquechuxianleyizhangkusixinniangdexiaolian，zhengyilianxingfudekaozaiyigenanrendehuaili，taixiashunjianxiangqileyipianyilunzhisheng。
“zheigenanrenshisheia！”
“duia，tabushiluxiao，zheigenvrenbushizaojiushiluzongzaiyiqilema！”
luwangyifukanhaoxideyangzidingzhetaishangdeyiqie，“yo，zheihuamianshangbushizanmenmaomeidongrendexinniangzima！zenmerujinzaipangbiandebushizanmenluzong？”
luxiaodelianshunjianbianleyanse，nushizhetaixiadewo，“monansheng，nihaobeibi，nihenwojiusuanle，xianzaijuranyuluwangzheiyangde**yiqilaijiaohuaiwodehunli，jianzhishi**！”
“bububu，**zheigeciyinggaiyonglaixingrongni，erbushiwodenvpengyou，niyinggaixianwenwennipangbianneiweinizuizuitengaidexinniang，tayuzhaopianshangdeneigerenshishenmeguanxi！”luwangxiaozhejiangwolajintadehuaili。
“monansheng，wohaizhenshixiaokannile！zheimekuaijiuyoutoukaojinzhule？”luxiaolengxiaoyisheng，zheikouqijiurutongwobeipantaleyiban，neiyangdebuxieyigu。
“luxianshengninongcuoleba，xianzaiheninjiehunderenshipangbiandeyaole**，bingbushiwo，suoyiwodeziyouxianzaihaibuxuyaoninlaiguanxin！”woguzuozhendingdewanzheluwangdeshoubei。
hunlixianchangcishiyipianfeiteng，jiuhaosifaxianshenmezhongdamiwenyiyang，jizhemenyiyongershang，“qingwenluzong，dangshininbushishengchengmonansheng**chaisanleninyuyaole**ma，kerujinkanlai，yaole**zaiguowaidezheiyiduanshijian，shiyounanpengyoude！”
“duibuqi，xianzaiwomeiyoubanfajieshi，woyouxieshiqingxuyaochuliyixia！”luxiaoraoguoneixiejizhe，congcongchaotaixiazoulai，zhishengxiayaoleyigerenbeineixiejizhecengcengweizhu。
wozhidaotayaoyuwojiangshenme，danrujinwobuhuizaihutadeyiyanyixing，jiurutongyigeguokeyiban，zaiwoxinzhonghaowufenliang，binkefenfenyikanrenaodexintaidingzhetaishangfashengdeyiqie，woraoguotamen，zoudaozhuoziyipang，duanqiyibeixiangbinxixipinchangzhe。
“monansheng，nishenmeyisi？”tasihushizaizhiwenwo，ranerwoqueduitadehuayugandaokexiaozhiji。
“luxianshengzaishuoshenme，wozhibuguoshilaicanjianidehunli，zheixiedongxi？douyuwowuguan…”wozixindeyangqitou，gaoaodeyingshangtadeshixian。
“nansheng，wozhidaonihenwo，keshiniyebunengyuluwangneiyangdexiaorenzaiyiqilaizhengwoa！nizhidaozheigehunliduiwolaishuoyouduozhongyaoma，nizheiyangyinao，ruherangwozaizhubaojiehunxiaqu？”
chizhafengyundeluxiaozaiyuwozhuangrouruo？wobujinshixiao：“luxiansheng，zaihunlishangpaoqiwoderenshini！nidangshikaolvwodeganshoulema，woyouruhezaizheizhubaojiehunxiaqu？”
luxiaoyizhenlengxiao，sihuzaixiangwotiwulitoudeyaoqiu：“wogaosuni，jiusuannihesheizaiyiqiyebunengxuanzeluwang，tazheigerenshicshichulemingde**，hetazaiyiqimeiyounideshenmehaochu！”
“heniyouguanxima？”wodaduantadehua，congzhuozishangnaqiyibeixiangbindijita，“ganlezheibeijiu，congjinwanghou，womenjiushiluren！”