shouyangwodeneitian，zhouweiderendougenwobamatanqi：「yangzheimegeyoubingdenvwa，yihouchizaotuoleinimen，haiburuzijiyaoyige。」
houlai，wobamazhushanglewomaidedabieshu，kaishanglewomaidehaoche。
tamenyoufenfenkaishixianmuwobama：「niliangfuqiyetaihaole，zheishouyangdebiqinshengdehaihao！」
kaijiazhanghuideshihou，quanbanlianggemamazuishourenzhumu。
一个是我妈。
yinweiwoyijingliangnianquanxiaodiyile，conglaidoumeidiaoxialaiguo。gezhongaoshujiang、yingyuyanjiangjiang、wulijiangnadaoshouruan，meicizhiyaolaoshiyikaikoubiaoyangshenme，biranxianshuodejiushiwodemingzi。
quanbanjiazhangdouweizhewomataojiaojingyan，womabeirenweizaizhongjianhuadoukuaihuibuguolaile，lianshangdexiaojihuyaoliedaohounaoshaole。
lingyigejiushijiangyudema。
tataoxuedecishubiwokaoshidiyidecishuhaiduo，huandenanpengyoubiwodeaoshujianghaiduo，meitianchuanzhezijigaijinledekuzi，huazhenongzhuang，kaoshichengjihewoyiyangwending。
稳定的倒数第一。
zuoweichulemingdewentixuesheng，jiangyumamajihushisantianliangtoubeijiaodaoxuexiao，meicijiazhanghuilaoshiweiletademianzisuiranbuhuidangzhongti。
danshijiangyushizaishitaichumingle，meiyounagejiazhangbuzhidao，suoyourendouduijiangyutamabizhibuji。
tashenbianfangyuanliangmiyigerendoumeiyou，genwomaxingchenglexianmingduibi。
doushuolongshengjiuzi，jiuzibutong。
woyoushihoukanzhejiangyuneizhanggenwobachengxiangdelian，yeyouxiegantan。
nishuodoushicongyigeduzilipachulaide，chabiezenmejiuzheimedani？
，
，17nianzhiqian，jiangyutamazhangyanlizaiyiyuanshengleyiduishuangbaotai。
也就是我和姜玉。
dangshijiangyunainaijiugualelianzi，yijuhuadoumeishuojiuzoule。
jiangyutadiejiangdamingyebudagaoxing，zhouzhemeiwenzhangyanli：
「lianggeyatoupianzi，nizheishiyaoduanlewolaozhangjiadegenera！」
zhangyanliyoujiyouqi，haimeilaidejishuohua，jiangyutanainaijiuraohuilaile。
tazhizhewogenjiangyumianwubiaoqingdao：「womenjiayaobulelianggeyatoupianzi，desongchuquyige。」
wojiushibeisongchuqudeneigedaomeigui。
yinweishigerenjiunengkanchuwohejiangyudechaju，yishengshuowoliangzaiduziliqiangduoyingyangqiangdehenlihai，tabai**nen，liujinbaliang。
wobigeyilaguandabuleduoshao，hunshenqingzi，jinqiduochuqishao，yichushengjiujinlebaowenxiang。
tamenlianyouyudoumeiyoujiuxuanlejiangyu，yinweibaowenxiangzhuyitianjiuduohuayitianqian，tamenjuedeyigeyatoupianziyagenbuzhidehuazheimeduoqian，feiyaobawonongchulai。
yishengyijingshuomingbaile，yiwodeqingkuang，chulaijiushiyigesi。
dantamenhaishijianchiyaobawobaohuijia，zhaorenhuanyibiyingyangfei。
dangshiwomashijiwojieshengdezhuzhiyishi，kanzhewoshizaikelian，burenxinyanzhengzhengdikanzhewosongsi，youyulehenjiuhuiqugenwobashangliangleyixia。
wobaguolaikanlewoyiyan，yexinruanle。