第1章

xiaoquchushile,menkouweimanleren。

wohejingguanshuo,xiwangnengzaorizhuazhushasinvhaidexiongshou。

tajinjindingzhewodeyanjing:「nizenmezhidaosideshigenvhai?」

wozhuangzuohuangzhangdixiaolexiao。

zenmejiuzheidianpozhanjiuzuyirangnijidongle?

zaoshangwoxinglaidakaishuilongtoushi,faxianliuchudejingranshixue。

wosuiyinaletiaozuowanyongguodehaishichaoshidemaojincalebalian。

chadianwangle,zuotianneigenvrenbeiworengzailoudingshuixiangle。

yinggaihenkuaijiuhuibeifaxianleba。

chuanshangwodezhaopaichuanda,baichenyi,heisexizhuangku,heisejiantoupixie。

naqixishoutaideyanjing,daihao,chongjingziliderenxiaoleyixia。

o,haiyouheisedegongwenbaokebiewangle。

bengaiyongjidediantili,zheicijuranmeishenmeren。

he,zheijiubeihedebuganchumenlema?

louxia,aixiaxiangqidelidaye,aitiaoguangchangwudezhudamahaiyouaizhihuizheneizhidemudongbenxipaodelindagezhengzaijilieditaolunzheshenme。

「aiyo!zaoshangneijiwohedeya,haiyiweizijimeishuixingni!」

「shia,yebuzhidaoshizenmegaode?zaoshangzhaowuyetousu,wuyeshuoyijingbaojingle。」

「daye,dama,nimenkebieshuole!wozaoshangpaowanbuyaoxigezao,neigezhenshiyishendexueya,bawolaopohegebansi!wojiaxianzaihaishimanwuzidexingchouwei,zhenshidaomei。」

「jiushijiushi!e^?zhanglaoshi,ninqushangbanya?」

wochongtamenluchubiaozhundeweixiao,diantouzhiyi。

zouguo,beihouchuanlaizhudamajiankedeshengyin,「yidazaodezhenshitaihuiqile,zhenshitianshadea,xiangzuogefandoubuxing。」

he,guoran,bushiwoyigerenrenweinihenhuiqio。

nimamayeshizheimexiangdeni。

jintianzhiyoushangwuliangjieke,shangwankehou,baoangenwoshuoxiaozhangzaibangongshilidengwo。

我去了校长办公室。

chulaishi,yangguangcitonglewodeshuangyan。

he,youshishengzhijiaxindehaorizini。

zaixuexiaojiejuewanwufan,huidaoxiaoqu。

xiaoquyijingbeilashanglejingjiexian,yiqunjingchazhengzaixunwenzhejuminshenme,dajiahuoyezhengzaijilieditaolunzheshenmekaixindeshiqing,he,zuiaibaguasuizuidezhudamazenmebuzai?

wonahaoshoulishiyanxiangmudecailiao,wanglizou。

yiweinianqingdejingguanzouguolai,「ei,niganshenmede?zheiliburangsuibianjinnibuzhidaoma?」

wofuleyixiayanjing,nulibazuijiaowangshangche。

「jingguan,woshizheilidezhuhu,zhuzai8lou,802。」