wangshangguanyuwomeitiaoloudeshiqingnaodefeifeiyangyang。
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henkuai，zheigetiezishangletoutiao。
wangyoumenfenmenbuping，bachulelishaojunjiadezhuzhi，zifaqutamenjiamenkoudiujidan。
henduodewaidipengyou，tongguojiaowaimaimailexuduojidan，rangwaimaixiaogebangreng，shichengzhihouhaiyoudashanghongbao。
整座城市鸡蛋售罄。
“zheiyike，womendoushitadeniangjiaren！”
“nimenkeqianwanbuyaoqucaishichangjianneixieyuneizangqurengya，zheidongxiyouchouyouxing。”
“zuijinhaojiumeikanjianfujindefenchele，paonaliquleya？”
……
yigegede，douzaijiwozhizhaoni。
wohualedajiaqian，bacaishichanglibierenbuyaodeyuneizangquanbumaixia，youbaoleyiliangfenche，rangrenbatamendoudaozaicheli，xianglijiapenshe。
laojianzhongnazhesaobachuzaimenkouwenhoubierenquanjia，kexiyizhangzuidibuguoqianzhangwanzhang，haiyaoshiketifangzhechaotafeiqudejidan。
可笑。
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