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yourendashengzhiyi:“pingshenmezheigepodongxinenghuanliangyi?”

wotongkongjinsuodidingzheneitiaoxianglian,neishiweiyinengzhengmingmeimeishizhanbushijiazhengtongdedongxi。

woyeyouyitiao,liangtiaoshishuangshengzhuanyunzhu,huanshikelanbaoshidougoule!

duchangfuzerenguizaiwoshenbianhedekuzishileyikuaihaiyidongbugandong。

“jingjianding,zheishizhanbushijiayinjiadezhuanyunzhu,liangtiaojiazhiliancheng,dantiaozhejialianggeyi!”

底下彻底炸开了锅。

yourendaoxiliangqi:“neigeyidandezuile,quanjiadouhuisidemomingqimiaodezhanbuyinjia?!”

“shenmeyinjia!bujiushichousuanmingde,youshenmehaopade!”

woyanjingweimidingzhekouchukuangyanderen。

“yinjiadeyinyuenimeitingguoma?weilefajueguangwangdemusilebuzhiduoshaoren!shiyinyuedaizhewenbaojuderenchuangjinqude,bingqiehaofawushang!”

“shoufujiadefengshuibeirendongleshoujiao,quanjiahuanai,yinyuequlejiumeishile!bujinruci,shoufuduijiabeirenfaxianqiqiaoliuxuesizaijiali!”

qinroutingzheixierenmiandaikongjudetaolun,qidemianbuniuqu,zhongyuxiexiayizhidaizhederouruomianju。

“fangpi!yinyuezaojiuyinweiguoduzhanbuwuganjinshi!tazaojiushigefeirenle!yinjiaxianzaiweiyidenvershiwo!”

qinroutingqixiongtangyilianjiaoao。

meixiangdao,woyangshangdeliangnian,bamajuranyiweiwochenglefeiren,zheicaipobujidaishouyangleqinrou。

woshengxialaijiuyongyouzuichunjingdezhanbuxuemai,tianfuyibing。

banmeiluodeyinjiazaiwochushengqicaixingshengqilai,jiejiaolebushaoquangui,keyishuo,xianzaideyinjia,shiyinweiwocaideyicunzai!

meixiangdaobamajingranzheimelinbuqing,tamenyiweishouyangyigebaziyuwoxiangtongdeqinroujiukeyidingtiwodeweizhima。

可笑!

benlaihaowufanyingdemeimeitingdaoqinroudehuafengleyiyangpuguoquyongzhijiahenhennaotadelian。

“nihushuo!wojiezenmehuiwuganjinshi,nihushuo!nihushuo!”

meimeizaiyechengshoubuzhu,bengkuididakuchusheng。

qinjiaxiongdihuzaiqinroushenqianyibazhangbameimeishandaozaidi:“jiuniyegandongrourou?worangnijintianlianzenmesidedoubuzhidao!”

qinrouyiliandeyiditiaoxinmeimei:“nihaibuzhidaoba,nijiejiefeile,nibamafangqinile,wulunshiqinjiahaishiyinjia,douzhinengyouyigenver,neijiushiwo!”

tanazhexiaodaodeshoumanmankaojinmeimeidelian:“nizheizhanglian,wozaojiukanbushunyanle!kaomaishendouyouzheimeduonanrenzhuipeng,buruwobangnihuileba?”

jiuzaixiaodaoyaohuashangmeimeiliandeshunjian,wochongguoqushunjianningduanleqinroudeshou。

zaitadecanjiaoshengzhongmanyouyoukaikou:

“tingshuowochenglefeiren,nishiyinjiaweiyidenverle?”