第3章 互相开脱

“meishi!shiershiwomenyiqirexiade,wopeiniyiqichengdan!”xiaonanhaipaipaixiongfushifenrenzhendeshuo。

shuoshihuazheiruannuodeshengyinshuochuzheiyangdehuatingzhejiuting……naozhewanerde!wonaoziliyiduxianxianchudangdarenmendaolaihoutaduiwodaogexiangxiangdechangjing。

kuangqie!ruguotazheishihouzoule,diedielailehouwojiukeyishunshuituizhoubazerenquantuidaotashenshang,keshiruoshitabuzou……ai!zheidunbianziwoshizhendewulunruhedoutaobudiaolema!

“这谁的马车?”

wotingdaodiediedeshengyinconglingyibianchuanlai,ercishi,neichouxiaojieyijingpaqilaizuozaileyibiansuishizhunbeidakuchulaideyangzi,tasixiaofeixiaodekanzhewo,wodongtadeyisi,tashizaigaosuwowocanle,tayidinghuihewodiediehenhendegaowoyizhuang!he!woyijingxiguanle。

wodiediedeshenyinghenkuaichuxianzaiwomenmianqian,yutayiqide,haiyouyigeburenshideren,zaibianjingchengconglaimeiyoujianguo。

“luobobo!luochanshutaqifuwo!”

丑小姐开始哭了。

“feiyanbieku!luobobojinizuozhua!”wodiedieciaidehongzhechouxiaojie,e!wowanglejieshaole,zheichouxiaojiemingjiaolvfeiyan,“neichefu!haibukuaifunijiaxiaojiehuicheli!haiyou,woshuoguoduoshaocile,miaohuijishibuxujiamachejiaozichumen!kuaihuiquzhaonijialaoyelingfa!”

chouxiaojiehaiyouxiebuganxin,kejiamachechulaishitadecuo,tahaishisongle,huiliuliudihuiqule。

“阿姝!”

该来的还是来了。

“diedie,ashuzhicuole。”wozijuediguizaidishang,woyesong,wozuipawodiediele。

“bushigennishuolebuyaochulaidaoluanma!nizenmejiubutinghua!shidiediefanifadehaibugouma!”diedielaxialianlai。

“diedie,shiwomeiyoulanzhumeimei,diedieyaofameimeijiulianwoyiqifaba!”wodejiejieyeguizailewoshenbian。

keshidiediedeliansehaishibuhao,wodagainenglijie,neiweimoshengrendagaijiushisuoweideguikeleba,kanlaizheicidiediemeipianwo,rujinzaiguikemianqianreleshi,diedieyidingqijile。

“jinrizhishi,woyeyoufen!”neigexiaonanhaieryezhanchulaile,yizhangbaijingdexiaolianertairanziruo。

wopinmingshiyansexiangrangtaganjinzou,jinridiedierucishengqi,wodingduojiuaiyidunda,tapashiyaoqianlianjiarende。

“e,niyeyoufen?”shuohuadeshineiweimoshengde……bobo,kantalianshangxiemanlecangsang,yinggaishibobo。

“dui!cishiyinwoerqi,shineichouxiaojiedemachedanglelubushuohaiyuchushoushangren!”

woxinlihaipajile,suibuzhizheimoshengboboshihefangshensheng,danzongguishigeguike,guiren,zongshixingqingbudingdeba。

“bububu!shineichou……lvfeiyanyaonabianzidawo,zheiweixiaogeshizhangyichushou!”wojijiweitakaituo。

“nimenliang……renshi?”bobodelianshangyouxiesixiaofeixiaodexixue,wojuedeshizaiduiwomenzheizhongwulikaituodexingweibiaoshichaoxiao。

“burenshi!”xiaogedandingdehen,fangfozijishiyoujiutiaomingdemao,haobuweiju。

“neiweiheyuanyixianghukaituo?”

“meiyoukaituomeiyoukaituo!”

“陈述事实而已!”

woliangtongshihuida,zheiyangyiduibi,wodeduanweisihudilexie。