第3章闹剧上演
chanfuzhetangwandeshenningxinligedengyisheng，turanyongqiyigubuhaodeyugan。
youqitawangyuxianhenveryuedingdedidianpiaoleyan，queshenmedoumeikanjian。
zheishizenmehuishi？mingmingdingzhuguonverle，rangtaanjihuaxingshide。
haiyou，zenmeyuanbengaichuxiandepeiyunyebujianzongyingni？
ganggangneishengjianjiao，zenmetingzheyoudianxiang......
不会的，不会的。
dingshijihualinshiyoubian，nversuijiyingbianleyeweikezhi。
“zheishizenmele？tingzhexiangshicongnvjuanxiuxidexiangfangchuanguolaideshengyin。”tangwankanleshenbiandedazhanggongzhuyiyan，sishiyouxiedanyou，“mobushibeishenmechongzhuanglenvjuan？zou，ganjinguoqukankan。”
dazhanggongzhumianchenrushui，jinribulunsheizaitafudizuoxiaodongzuo，tadingranbuhuiqingyifangguota。
duishenpanggenzhedehuangmamashilegeyanse，rangtaxiandairenganguoquqiaoqiao。
huangmamahuiyi，daizhejigexiaoyahuanqiaorantuixia，wangxiangfangchukuaibuzouleguoqu。
“zouba，zanmenyeguoquqiaoqiao，keyounvjuanshoujing？”shuozhe，dangxianguaiguojiashanshi。
shenningzhengyuquanzudehua，gengzailehoujian。
yebuzhiweihe，tazheixintiaodehenkuai，meikanjiannver，tazongshifangxinbuxia。
benlai，jiangtangwanyinlai，shiyaoyanchuxijitakande，zheixiajihuicuoshile，yetaikexile。
dengjirenganlaishi，huangmamayijingzaiwaimiandengzhele。
buxudazhanggongzhuxunwen，huangmamabianshangqianbinggao：“dianxia，limianchuleazashi，kongwulejiweizhuzideyan。yaobucishijiaojilaonuba。danganzainindeshouyanshang，zuochuzheizhongshi，jianzhimeibahuangjiafangzaiyanli。”
“bu，cishibengongyaoqinzichuzhi。bengongdaoyaokankan，shisheichilexiongxinbaozidanle。”dazhanggongzhuyishuaipaoxiu，lianseyunnu。
tangwanyanxiamoudileran，yenudao：“zhenshishifengrixia，jianzhibuzhisuowei。huangmama，daodishishei？”
shenningshensibushudesichuzhangwangzhe，sihuzaizhaoshenmeren。
tangwanzhuyidaotadejudong，ziranzhidaotazaizhaoshei。
haimeidengdazhanggongzhumingrenjianglimianderendaichulai，yinanziqingtiaodeshengyinxiangleqilai，“xianzaizhuangshenmezhenjielienv，ganggangbushilangdehenma？bubiqingloujizicha。”
“nihushuobadaoshenme？**，woyaoshaleni。nisuanshenmedongxi，yeganpengben**。”
shenningshenseyizhen，bukezhixindekanzhexiangfanglimian。
neishengyintingzhezenmeneimexianglihuadeshengyin？
bu，yidingshizijitingcuole。
jinjiezhe，limianchuanlaisidasheng，jianhuojiazazhemanmasheng，“**，goudongxi，ben**dingyaojiangniduosuileweigou，fangkexiaoxintouzhihen。”
shenningshunjianhuishen，zenmehuishilihuazailimian？neigenanrenyoushishei？
haoxiangbushipeiyundeshengyin。
“ya，wozenmetingzhexiangshilihuaneiyatoudeshengyin？”tangwanyangzhuangyayi。
shenningqiujiudekanzhetangwan，“ganniang，buhuishilihuade，neiyatouxushiyouquxunwomen，hezanmenzouchale。”
aiyudazhanggongzhuzaichang，zhidepinmingjitangwanshiyanse，coujindishengdao：“ganniang，ninkeyaojiujiulihuaa。cishiwanbukechuanyangchuqu，fouze，lihuazhiyousiluyitiaole。”
“lihua？limianzhendeshilihua？zheizenmekeneng？buhuide，buhuide。”tangwanzhenjingdebagaolejigeyindiao，yindeganggangtingzheshengyincongcongganlaidelaofurenmen、guifuhe**menmianmianxiangqu。
suihou，zhongrenyanzhongdoushanshuozhebaguadeguangmang。
meixiangdao，wanglihuadanzizheimefei，danganzaizhanggongzhushouyanshangnaoyaoezi。
shenningjidelalelatangwandeyixiu，yanjiaoyuguangsaoleyiquangangganggandaodefuren**men，“ganniang，ninxiaoshengdian。”
“wuhui，doushiwuhui。zenmekenengshilihua。dazhanggongzhu，nengbunengxianjiangrenqingchang？cishibijingbuguangcai，konghuiwuledajiadeerduo。”shenningqiangchechuyimoxiaoyi，duidazhanggongzhushuodao。
tangwanhaoxiangcikecaifanyingguolaiyiban，nanadao：“ningershuodeyoudaoli，yaobu，xian......”
huahaiweishuowan，xiangfangdemenbeirenconglimiantuikaile，yinianqingnanzibaozhetou、yishangbuzhengdepaolechulai。
houmianyinvzishouzhizhutai，xiaopaozhezhuizaihoumian。
“si”，zhongrendaoxiyikouliangqi，jingranzhendeshiwanglihua。
tangwanqingqinggoulegouchun，yiwanglihuadebeichonghuaidexingge，huinaochulaitabingbuqiguai。
shenningshenxingyihuang，yanqianfahei，zijizaiwaimianqianfangbaijijitazhexiu；tadaohao，zijijiangzijijibaoluchulaile。
dazhanggongzhulihe：“zhushou。”
benpaozhongdenianqingnanzijiaobuyidun，yingshengshengtingzhule。
wanglihuajiuzhujihui，shangqujiushiyilangtou。shashixianxuezhiliu，nanzitonghuyisheng，baotoudunzaidishang。
yiyongrongfutaideyuanlianfuren，jijibenjiangguolai，yibabaozhushoushangdenanzi，jishengdao：“era，nizheishizenmele？”
shuozhe，youzhuanxiangwanglihua，mouzhongbengfachuhenyi，“xiaotizi，niganshangwoer，woraobuleni。”
jianerzizanshimeiyoudaai，weiweisonglekouqi。
xuanjiqishen，yuanlianfurenkanzhepanghuhude，dandongzuoquehenxunsu，‘pa’deyibazhangzhaohudaowanglihuadelianshang。
shunjianbanbianlianzhongleqilai。
zhangmamaheyudianjianzhongrendeshixianhexinshendoubeixiyinzhule，qiaowushengxidezhanzailetangwandeshenhou。
dazhanggongzhuzhijuedejinritangwandetaidusiyouxieqiguai，suiranchushengzhizhile，queyemeiyoulikeanpairenshangqianjiangrengekai。
dengdaowanglihuaaileyibazhang，tangwanzheicailaleladazhanggongzhudeyixiu，shiyikongzhixiajumian。
huangmamajianzhuzidianlediantou，jimanganpaiyahuanpozijiangrengekai。
shenningmanghuzhunver，qideyankuangfahong。
zijidoushebudedongnveryigenshouzhitou，jinrijuranbeigepofudale。
“jingninghoufuren，nizenkebufenqinghongzaobaijiudongshoudaren？nijiujingyoumeiyoujiangdazhanggongzhufangzaiyanli？”
jingninghoufurenduidazhanggongzhushileyili，“zhanggongzhushuzui，ganggangchenfudanxinquanzizheicaishilile。danshi，chenfukenqingdianxiazuozhu，haiwoeryigegongdao。”
shenningyebuganluohou，weiqudao：“lijuehuilelihuadeqingyu，duiyunvzieryan，keweimiedingzhizai！chenfuyeqingzhanggongzhudianxiazuozhu。”
shuozhe，lazhenveryitongguixia。
jingninghoufurenyelazheerzilijueguixia。
“jiujingshizenmehuishi，nierrencongtoudaolai。”dazhanggongzhumiansechenning，kanzhezheichangnaojudelianggeren。
“lihua，jiuyounixianshuoba。”
wanglihuameimuyitiao，tiaoxindekanlelijuemuziyiyan。