我从灌木丛里爬起来，摇头甩掉沾上的落叶。
这是哪里？
wojiaoxiacaizheganjingpingtandedimian，mianqianyouyizuokeyipenshuideshitouxiaoshan。buyuanchudedashuhoumianhailuchulegengjiaqiguaidefangzi？
neiyinggaijiushifangziba。genxiuzhenjiedehaobuyiyang！
tingshuorensilehunpojiuhuiguidaodifu，maosilemofeijiuhuibeichuandaozheili？
xiangqineidaobawopijiaodeleidian，wohoupadidouledoumao。
真的太疼了！
[jiancedaosuzhuchenggongfusheng，yijieyindaoxitong666haojiechengweininfuwu。]
“miao！”hunshendemaozhaqi，wojingtididuizhebankonghoujiaoyisheng。fanyingguolaiduifangshuoweiwofuwu，woqiaoqiaolianqilegongjidediyi。
meixiangdaomaodifuhainengyongyinshenshufa，nengdangshangyindaozhe，duifangyidinghenlihai！
[xianzaikaishibangdingchengxu，qingsuzhubaoshangxingming。]
名字？
woxiangqizijiyouniandemengxiang，ruguoyouyitiannenggouxiuchengrenxing，yidingjizijiqugexiangdangdangdeminghao！neishihouwoxiangjiaoshenmelaizhe？
duile，haoxiangshimiaolidaxian！buguoxianzaihaoxiangbutailiuxingzheizhong......
[bangdingchenggong！miaolidaxian，qingninzuochulaidaoyijiedediyigexuanze。]
dengdeng！wobuyaojiaozheigemingzia！
raner666meiyouhuiyingwodesuqiu，ershijixuduchuwenti。
[xinderensheng，nixiwangchengwei：
A.富婆喵
B.躺平喵
C.自强喵]
有什么区别吗？
......woshenmeshengyinyemeitingjian。haode，wozhidaole，youbuliwoshiba。
fuposhishenme？youqiandelaonianmaoma？neikebuxing！wohaixiao，buxiangneimekuaijiusi！
tangpingtingshangquyoudianwuliaoa！maomaozenmekeyiyizhitangzheni？wohaixiangjixuxiulianhuaxingni！
ziqiangmiaotingshangquhaibucuo，woxuandisange！
wodenaodailichuanlaidingdiyisheng，youzhongtihuguanxingdeganjue，quanshenshangxiahaoxiangchongmanleliliang。
kuaizhaodianhuogan！nulicainengrangzijibianqiang！wodexinzheimegaosuwo。
“miaomiaomiao！”wojidongdezaiyuandihuobengluantiao。
“zheimaozenmele？beitiaozaoyaolema？”zhenshidemoshengshengyincongyipangxiangqi。
wowaiguotou，kanjianlelianggeshenzheqifudenvxingrenlei！
“neiwomenkuaidianzouyuanxie，bieranshangtiaozaole！”lingyigerenleilazhetaganjinzoule。
zenmehuishi？bushishuohaodemaomaodifuma？weishenmehuiyourenlei？
[qingyunxuwoweininjiandanjieshaoyixia，zheilibushimaomaodifu，ershilingwaiyigexindeshijie。]
xindeshijie！suoyiwoyijingbuzaixiuzhenjielema？
[qingninzhuyi，cijiebushengchanyaoguai，womenzhishiyaoguaidebanyungong。zheilijinzhishufa，danwomenkeyijininkaifangyitiaohuaxingtequan。]
[xitongyouhaoshengzhide，weiwangsideliangyaotigongxinsheng，danbuhuirangnimenchibaifan。niyaoxiangbanfajileiziqiangzhi，weiwotigongnengliang，fouzedajiajiuyiqiwandanba！]
buzhidaoshibushimaomaodecuojue，666haoxiangbigangcaihuopoleyidian。
[wodexinggequjueyusuzhu，zhiyaoninuli，wojiushinidetiexinxiaomianao。]
keshiwobuxiangyaoxiaomianao......
“咕——”
duziele，woxiangyaochiyu。
[ziqiangmiaoyinggaizijixiangbanfatianbaoduzi。]
wojusangdidalaxianaodai。zheilimeiyouxiaohe，maoyaoqunalizhuayu？
【2】
wotuozhejichangluludeshentipaolehenyuanhenyuan，bieshuoyule，lianmaobuxihuanchideyeguozishudoumeikanjianyige！
zaizheiyangxiaqu，maohenkuaijiuesile。
[......buruwomenzuodaoxuanzeti？]
wopazailubiandeyizishang，tibuqibandianxingqu。
[dengdeng！laidaoyishizenmetianbaoduzi，xitong666weinintichuyixiajidianjianyi：
a.duiluguodegegejiejiemaimengsajiao
b.qulubiandeshangdianxiaotanshezhangjieyong
c.naixinpazhedengtianshangxiaxiaoyuganyu]
wa！zhendekeyipazhema？zheilizhendehuixiaxiaoyuganyuma？meixiangdaoyishiyebuquanshihuaichu，xiuzhenjiejiucongbuxiaxiaoyuganyu！
[......nizhenshishaderangwowuchutucao。dangranbukenengxiaxiaoyuganyula！nizaixiangshenmea！]
wonanguodedixiatou，neihainengxuanshenmeni？wowangzheduimiandeyipaishangdian，limianquanshimaiyifuxiezide，genbenmeiyouchidekeyirangwoqushezhanga！
zhiyumaimengsajiao，suiranshuofahenqiguai，danyinggaishiwolijiedeyisiba。renleiyoubushishazi，zenmehuiqinjinyaoguaini？
[bushishuolezheilimeiyouyaoguaima？kuaiqukuaiqu！buranwojiudegenzheniyiqisila！]
wokanzherenlairenwangdejiedao，xiangyaozhaoyigekanshangquhenheshanxinruanderenlei。
zheishiganghaoyouyigezhangzhemaoerderenleinvhaicongwomianqianzouguo，tashoushanglinzhededaizilisanfazhenongyudexiangqi。
bushishuomeiyouyaoguaima？xitongmeiyouliwo。
“miao～”wotiaoxiayizi，huidongzhesizhipaoguoqu，weizhetazhuanquanquan。
taguorantingxialejiaobu，dunxiashenjingxidikanzhewo，qidaidishenchuyizhishouxuxubihuazaiwodetoudingshangkong：“haokeaidexiaomaomi，wokeyimomonima？”
wotangdaozaidishang，luchubaisedemaorongrongduzi：“miao~”
mobamoba，wodeduzizuiruanzuihaomole，jiushimowannengbunengjiwochangchangnidaizilidedongxi？buyaotaiduo，zhiyaonengrangwoshaoweidiandianduzijiuhao。
“wa！nihaocongmingya！shibushinengtingdongwoshuodehua？”nvhaibashouqingqingdiluozailewodeduzishang，shunzhewodemaowenroudifumo。
“咕噜噜——”
e，duziyoukaishijiaole，haodiumaolian！wotaiqiliangzhiqianzhuazhezhulezijideshixian。
erbianxiangqinvhaidexiaosheng，ranhoukongqilideshiwuxiangweijiugengjianongyule。
“xiaomaomi，ehuaileba！woxianzaizhiyoumianbaole，buzhidaoninengbunengchizheige？”nvhaibaileyidiandianjiaomianbaodedongxi，nazaishouliyouxieyouyu。
“喵喵喵！”
keyidekeyide！wobushiputongmaomao，yaoguaihenlihaide！
wodeduziyoujiaolejisheng。
“neinixianshaochidian，zaizheilidengdengwo，woqujinimaidiannengchidedongxi！”
tabalianggemaozhuadaxiaodemianbaojiwofangdaodishang，xiamianchenlegeganjingdedaizi，ranhouzhanqilaihuangulexiasizhou，jicongcongdiwangyibianpaole。
wokanzhetadebeiyingwangdixiazouleranhouxiaoshibujian，caikaishihaoqidiyaoleyikoumianbao。
miao~zheijiushimianbaoma？haoruanhaoxianga！maomaoketaixihuanchile！zheibiwoyiqianouranchidaodexianguohaiyaohaochi！
wuwuwu，yishidemaoyetaiyoukoufuleba！erqiezheiliderenleizhendehaohaoya！
womenneibiandajiadoubuzenmexihuanxiaodongwu，biqiruoxiaodemaomi，xiushimengengzhongaihexiongmengdedalaohuqiandingqiyue！
zhikexiyoudianshao，maoyixiajiuchiwanle。duzihaiyoudiane，shanliangderenleibuzhidaoqumaishenmequle，qishimaozhichimianbaojiukeyile，buyongzaihuaqianle。
“xiaomaomi！”nvhaitizhedaizipaoguolai，ranhougouzhutiehuanwangwaiyila，guanguandegaizijiudakaile：“nichangchangzheigemaoguantouxibuxihuan？buxihuanwozheilihaiyouqitakouweide。”
maoguantou！zheilijuranhaiyouzhuanmenjimaozuodeshiwuma？taixingfuleba！
a！zheigeguantouyehaohaochi！yishizhenhao！
【3】
shanliangderenleibaguantoudouliujilewo。wofashi，dengwobianqiangle，yidingyaohaohaobaodaenren。
[neige，daduanyixia。ganggangdexingweiyoudianbufuheziqiangmiaodesheding，kannixianzaishigexinshou，bencixuanzejiubukoufenle。]
“miao！”pingshenmeyaokoufen！nilingwailianggexuanzecaigengbuhelihaoma？
[meicuo，suoyixuanleqitaliangge，fenhuikoudegengduo。]
shenme？maobufu！shinizijichudetiyoumaobing，weishenmeyaofamao？
[ke！yishixiangchudiyizhunze，buyaosuibianxiangxinmoshengren。dangran，tongyeyiyang。buguowokebusuanpianni，shinizijimeiwenqingchu。]
[yishixiangchudiertiaozhonggao，wulukezoudeshihoukeyibuzou，xuanzeshikengdeshihouyekeyibuxuan。ziqiangmiaoyinggaijuyouyidingdefenbiannengli。]
“miao！”maobuxianghenishuohuale！
wozhaodaoyigekongxiangzi，baguantoutuoleguoqu，yihouzheilijiushimaodejiale。
jiranyaozaizheilishenghuoxiaqu，haishixianshuxishuxihuanjingba。zheigedifangduiwoeryan，shizaishitaixinxianle。
tuzhongwoyudaolehaojizhitongban，ketamendouhenpawo，yikanjianwojiuliudehenkuai，maozhinengkaozijitansuo。
xinghaowokailelingzhi，shizhinengtingdongrenhuadexiaoyaoguai，burantanleyeshibaitan。
yuanlaizheiliderenleishihenxihuanmaomaode，tamenzhongdehenduorenjialidouyangleyizhixiaomaomi。tingtamendeyisi，beiyangdexiaomaogenbenshenmehuoyebuyonggan，meitianxiangchijiuchi，xiangshuijiushui，shenghuoguodetebiezirun。
[neidangranle，ruguonidangchuxuanzetangpingmiao，xianzainaliyongdezhefengcanlusu！]
！！！tangpingshizheigeyisima？maoyiweishiyaoyizhitangzhede！neifupoma？
[jiushiyibuhuaxingdaowei，bianchenghenyouqianhenyouqianderenlei。]
a？neiwoqibushixuanlezuixinkudeyige？
[是啊。]
wuwu！weishenmedangchubutixingmiao？
[你也没问呐。]
wohouhuile！keyizhongxuanma？
[keyi......zhongxinzuogexuanzeti。]
[chudaoyishi，nixianrulekunjing，nixuanze：
a.jianchixiaqu，nulizongyouhuibao
b.fangqisuanle，aihuohuoaisisi
c.tingtianyouming，rangxitongzuoxuanze]
......neiwohaishixuanhuozheba。
xiyangxia，yizhimaogududizouzairenxingdaoshang。jusedeyuhuidazaiwoshenshang，touchuxizhangxizhangdeheiseyingzi。
biedexiaomaomiyijingzhushanglehaohuabieshu，erwolizijijiandekuaidizhixianghaigezheyitiaojiedejuli。
“guaizai，biewangqianmianpaole。womencongtianqiaoguoqu，yixiajiudaojiale。”
yiweimamadashengdihanzhuqianmianbengbengtiaotiaodexiaohaizi，guoquqianzhuduifangdeshoushanglelouti。
chulaishiteyiraoleyuanluzouhonglvdenglukoudewo......
[你自己没问。]
xitongyijingxuehuiqiangdale，nandaowoyijingnadaosuoweideziqiangzhilema？
[yidiandian，yidiandianeryi，zhuyaoshiwolejieni。]
wotiaoshangtaijie，dengshangtianqiao。neiduimuzizhengzhanzaiyigelaorenmianqianbuzhidaozaiganshenme。wocouguoqutingtamenshuohua。
“aiyaya！budele！nizheihaizizhangdanengdangguanna！nikantadeshou，shouzhanghoushishouzhilvezhang，shuomingzheihaiziyoufuqi。zaikanshiyexian，douyanshendaozheilile！zhangdakendingbujiandan！”laorenmozhexiabadehuxuzhandingjietiedao。
neiweimamayitingjiulele，taochuyigexiaotieheziduizhelaorenshenqiandepaizizhaoleyixia，lazhehaiziyoushuolebushaohaohua。
zheilijuranyoudaoshi！erqiehaihuiyucezhifa！
wotiaodaotagenqian，huanhuqueyue：“miaomiaomiao！”
daozhang！daozhang！kankanwo！nengbunengrangwozuonideqiyueshou？
wochidebuduo，yitianzhiyaosange，bu，lianggeguantoujiuxing！weimianbaoyeshikeyide！