第1章

wozhongshenghuilaishi,meimeizhengnaozheyaoquzhaotadewanglianduixiang。

tafenfenbupingdedengzhewo:[shentangxi,shuoshenmewangshangpianziduo。wokannijiushijiduwo!]

womafanwanshenyuewandeshoujijilu,yuanbendegulvyexiaosanbushao。

tingwanzheihuatongyangzhoumeikanxiangwo:[qishiwanwanzheimeyouxiu,zhangdeyoupiaoliang。youjigefujiazidizhuiqiuyehenzhengchang。]

[tangxi,nikebieyinweiyanhong,jiuhuailenimeimeidehaoyinyuan。]

woanzizuanjinshuangquan,lengyankanzhetamenmunv。

shangbeizidezhimeimeizhiyiyaokuashenggenwanglianduixiangbenxian,wojianshizaiquanbudongbianganjingaosuwoma。

sheizhiwomayexiangxianzaizheiyang,beiwomeimeichushidezhuanzhangjiluhehuayanqiaoyu,sanliangjujiuhongdeshiqulizhi。

qichumeimeiquleneibian,meitianbushifahaochebieshu,jiushichigaojiliaoli。

womayiweizhendebangshanglejinguixu,deyizhiyuhaibuwangshuluowo:[piannixinyanduo!chadianhainimeimeicuoguozheimehaodenanren。haihaomeitingnide!]

kehoulai,neigenanrenluchuzhenmianmu。budanduimeimeiquanjiaoxiangjia,haishefaruanjinwomenxiangbawomenyijiasankouquanmaile。

womajideliushenwuzhu,youyibazhangshanzaiwolianshang,yuanduidao:[weishenmebukanhaonimeimei!weishenmebeipiandebushini!]

rujinzhonglaiyici,kanzhetamenpobujidaifeiepuhuodemoyang。

woqingqinggouqizuijiao,danxiaodao:[ma,nishizhangbei。wogaosunizheijianshishiyinweiwanyiyoushenmeyiwai,wobunengtimeimeifuze。jirannintongyi,wodangranbuhuizaishuoshenme。]

womatingwanmeixinweicu。lveyouchiyi:[huashizheimeshuo……kewanwanyeshiniqinmeimei。]

我听完只觉得讽刺。

yuefayaobazerenhuaqingchu:[shenyuewanyijingshichengnianrenle。wosuiranzuoweijiejie,danquemeiyoutitarenshengzuozhudequanli。]

bingshunshikanxiangshenyuewan:[dangranyemeibanfatitadexuanzechengdanhouguo。]

shenyuewandudingwoshijiduta。

dangjilenghengyisheng,aomandao:[neishidangran!wodeshibuyongniguan。wogengbuxuyaonitiwochengdanshenmehouguo!yinweiwoxiangxinaxukendingbushipianzi!]

woweiweiyixiao,buzaiduoshuo。

shenyuewanzekaishibaozhewomasajiaomaiguai:[ma,nifangxin。dengwoyihoufadale,kendingbuhuiwangleni。niyaoshenmewodoujinimai!]

womatingbalimaxiaozhemomotadelian,yiruwangchangdeqinni:[haohaohao。haishiwanwanzuidongshi,yongyuandoushimadetiexinxiaomianao。]

wofengcidenuokaishixian,buqukantamendemucizixiao。

zheibeiziwojiudengzhekantamen,tihuishenmejiaozhendezizuozishou!