第1章穿越成傻子
chongzhenernian，huangzizhucixuanchushi。
shizhengzhihoujinjunrukoujielve，shanxiyouyousanshiliulufanzeiqishi，xinanyouyousheanweiluan。
shuyuehou，zhucixuantufagaoshao，taiyiwuyiweiqisi，shangbaochongzhen，youxinyudongluhoujindezhuyoujiangubushangchakan，zhuifengqiweihuaiyinwang，zhaogaotianxia，huangzizhucixuanzaoyao，xialinganzang。
anzangtuzhong，huangzizhucixuandeyishengtikuxiyinlerendezhuyi。
dezhicishi，zhuyoujianhuizhiwanyinaiheyijingzhaogaotianxia。
youwentaiyiyanhuangziyingaoshaoerchisha。
damingjiangshanyezaineiyouwaihuanzhongweizaidanxi，weibaoquanzijiyisixuemai，suijiangqianzhizaijingcheng。
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崇祯十四年。
jingchengneichengyichujiatusibidebieyuanli，baiwangxuanzhengzuozaifangqiandeshijieshang，manmiandekuse，jieshouzhezijiyijingchuanyuedezheigeshishi。
特喵的。
别人穿越。
neidoushichuanyuewangsunguizu。
zaibuji，neiyeshichuanyuedaoyigezhengchangrenshenshang。
zenmehuanchengwochuanyue，jiuchuanyuedaoyigeshazishenshangle？
kankanzhejiatusibi，liangezhuoyibandengdoumeideyuanzi，haiyouneizaojiuyijingjiandiledemigang。
白王烜想哭。
tashenzhixiangzhaogenshengzi，zaifangliangshangdiaosisuanle！
ng，xingxuxiahuichuanyue，jiunengchuandaoyigehaodianderoushenshangni。
zongbidaizaizhei，lianfandouchibushangyaohaodianba？
xiangdaozhei，baiwangxuannaohailihuidangqilaileyigerenlai，zheixielaiziyuanzhudejiyi。
cirenmingjiaolaohuang，jutijiaoshenmebaiwangxuanbutaiqingchu，buguo，julaohuangsuoshuo，zijilaodiedangnianduitayoujiumingzhien。
linsizhiqian，jiangzijituofujileta。
老黄是个好人啊。
shiduonianguoqule，yijiuzhaoliaozheziji，meigeshuribianhuiqianlaiyitang，weizhucixuansonglaiyixiemimianshucaizhileidechishi，haihuijibaiwangxuanxieqian。
“haishigudairenjiangyiqi，zheimeduonian，doumeiwanglezheienqing。”
baiwangxuanzuilimiannannanzhe，jiuzaizheishihou。
tadenaohaichuanchuleyidaoqinglingdenvsheng。
“ding，suzhuxitongbangdingzhong，qingxuanzexitongfangshi，youqiandaoxitong，renwuxitongliangzhongleixing，qingxuanze！”
“qiandao，dangranshiqiandaole。”
baiwangxuanxiayishidekaikoudao。
yizhenkuangxiyongshangxintou，zishazaichuanyuedexiangfayerangtapaozhinaohou。
“gongxisuzhu，chenggongbangdingqiandaoxitong，ninkeyitongguoqiandaolaihuodexitongjiangli！”
“好好。”
baiwangxuandaxi，suizhi，bianhaobuyouyudedianxialeqiandao。
“diyitianqiandaochenggong，huodelvbuzhiyong，bingqifangtianhuaji！”
“吕布之勇？”
baiwangxuanxiayishideyileng，suizhi，bianzhiganjueshentiliyizhenxiongyongdeliliangyonglai！
ertadenaohailiyepingkongdeyongxianchuwushudezhanchangjingyanzhaoshi！
“zheijiushilvbuzhiyong？”
zhengdangbaiwangxuanzhunbeizaiyuanzilichangshiyixiashi。
吱呀一声。
buyuanchujinbizhedeyuanmenrangtuikaile。
yigeshenchuanzheheisechoufudezhongniannanzizoulejinlai。
nanzimianseningzhong，meitouyizhisuozhe，xiangshizaiyouxinshenmeshiqingside，tanianlingcaibuguosanshiduosui，danshitoufaqueshibaihuahuadeyipian。
cishi，zheinanzizuoshoutizhedaimi，youshouzelinzheyixiegeshucaizhileidedongxi。
正准备进来呢。
tangcengmenqian，dangkandaolaizhedeneiyichanei。
zaihuodexitongzhihou，duizijichuanyueyishixiangdangmanyidebaiwangxuandunshiyanshenyiliang。
cirenbuzhengshijiyidangzhong，yizhizhaoguzijishenghuodelaohuangma？
taganmangdecongzhengtangtaijiexiajiaobucongcongdepaoshangqian。
“laohuang，nikesuanshilaile，wokuaiesile。”
baiwangxuanjieguomimian，feikuaidepaodaolechufangxiaguozuofan，youkanleyanzhuyoujiantilaideyiweiliyu，dunshixinxi。
“还有条鱼呢。”
kanzheshuliandexiamibaiwangxuan，laohuangyouxiexinsuan。
tangtangdedaminghuangzi，jingranyaoganzheixieshiqing？
bucuo，laohuangbushibieren。
tazhengshidaminghuangdizhuyoujian。
erbaiwangxuan，zeshihuamingshenghuozaicididezhucixuanbale！
dangxiadezhuyoujianzhiganjuetashizaiduibuqizheihaizia！
yizhongweirenfumudekuijiuyongshanglezhuyoujiandexintou。
erbaiwangxuanzeshibianshayu，biankaikouwendao。
“laohuang，nijiranlaile，neiwowenniyixia，xianzaishinachaonadaia？dangjindehuangdiyoushinawei？”
zuoweichuanyuezhe，baiwangxuanzhidaoxianzaidoumeigaomingbaidangxiashinachaonadai。
erlianshishenmeshidai，huangdishisheidoumeinongmingbai？
haiyouzijishenchudedifangdoubuzhidao，temiaodezenmehuna？
xiangdaozhei，baiwangxuanzaidudezhuiwendao。
“haiyou，dangxiashinayue？zanmenxianzaishenchudeshishenmedifanga？”
“呃......”
tingzheerzidewenhua，zhuyoujianyizhendekuse，zijiazheihaizi，youfanbingle？
竟然会问这些问题？
tayigexiaohaizi，nahuiguanxinzheige？
肯定是犯病了！
dantahaishidaizheciaikaikoujieshi。
“xuaner，yanxiashidamingchongzhenshisinian，yanxiashisanyueshijiu，zanmenxianzaichuzaijingchengneicheng。”
“什么？”
baiwangxuantengdeyixiazhanqilaile。
yegubushanggualiyushangdelinpianle。
“chongzhenshisinian，sanyueshijiu？”
baiwangxuandenaohailimianyongchuchulailelishishusuomiaoshudemingmoluanshi。
清兵入关。
yangzhousanri，jiadingsantu，bianbuzhenggehuaxiadecanjuerenhuandedatusha。
sinanzhebuxiayiyiwuqianwanrendeluanshia！
erqie，baiwangxuanhaizhidao，zaineigeshihou，tazheizhongjingchengrenshishizuidaomeide！
xianshirangliangnianhoudeshuyijihuohaiyihui，suizhi，youshilizichenghuohai，daozuihou，youshiqingjunruguan......
duoergunjieshihuizhijiedebatamenzheixiebeijingrenjiganchujingcheng，haojimanzhoudazimentengdifangzhu！
erjiexialaitifaling，quandiling，taorenling......
tianxiakeweishishishijiukong，baixingbaizhongcunyia！
erqie，jibianshishijiaoxinghuoming，tahaiyaozaitoudingshang，dingzheyigechoulouzhijidejinqianshuweijimanzhoudazimendangnudanggou......
想到这。
baiwangxuandelianseyufadeningzhong。
“nizheihaizi，xiangshenmeni？”
zhuyoujianjianbaiwangxuanxianruchensi，danyoudewen。
tayiweishizheihaiziyouzenmeleni。
zheishi，zhitingjianbaiwangxuanmianluningzhong，kanxiangta。
“laohuang，nishuozheidamingchao，hainengchengduojiua？”
“nixiaozi，hushuoshenmeni？”
zhuyoujianmianlubukuaizhise。
嘴里面呵斥。
“peipei，shuoshenmesangqihuani？damingchaosuiranwaiyoudonglu，neiyouliukou，wangguo？quebuzhiyuba？”
suizhi，tayoukesouyisheng，zimaizikuaqilai。
“hekuang，dangjinhuangdi，neikeshilijingtuzhi，meiriliouxinlixuedechuliguoshi，yituzhongxingde，kebuxiangshineizhongwangguozhijun......”
“laohuang，nizheibushihunongzijidema？”
白王烜摇了摇头。
他翻着白眼道。
“nishuoshuo，biqizaixianditianqideshihou，haiyoushenmiaohuangdideshihou，damingshiyuelaiyuehao，haishiyuelaiyuehuai？”
“e......zheige。”
朱由检一阵的汗颜。
taqueshiburuzijilaodie，haiyouzijiyeyegandehao。
damingdeguoshi，zaitadenulizhixia，yebuzhidaoshizenmehuishi，tayueshixiangwanjiuba，yueshiwangyufayanzhongdefangxiangfazhan......