第1章 直播找老公

“ng......buyaolikaiwo......”

lianggexiaoshiqian,linruoweizijiqinshengdedabohetangjiesuanjile,tamenyaobatasongjiyigenianguo6delaotouzi。

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dajiadoushibeisuanjideren,buru......

“jizhuwodemingzi,wojiao......”

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wunianqiandeneiyiyezhihou,tayixingguolaijiuluohuangertao,lianneigenanrenshisheidoumeiqukanjiujicongcongchuleguo。

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mengdaodehaishizheimerangrenlianhongdehuamian!

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“qianjitianwofaguotiezi,shuojintianwanshanghuizhibojiwomamazhaoyigelaogong,zenmeyang,womeiyoushiyanba?kanhaole,zheijiushiwomamalinruowei,shibushichaojiwudidameinva?

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kao,zheigexionghaizi,jiujingzaigaoshenmemingtang?

linruoweicaixiangzijicikedelianseyidingjingcaijile,erketinglidexiaoyuqueduicihunranbuzhi,haizaiyibenzhengjingdeshuozhe:

“dangranle,jinqianzheizhongwuzhitiaojianzaigerenzugouyouxiudeqingkuangxiashikeyishaoweifangkuande,zongzhi,nianlingbuchaoguo3ersui,shengaobudiyuyimibawu,yanzhibunengshaoyuqifen,buyunxuyourenhebuliangshihaohejiujieqingshi,yaoduiwomamahenhaohenhao,ruguonijuedenishizheiyangderen,jiuqinglianxiwo......a!”

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tayibianshuozheyibianshenshoujiuyaoquguanzhibo,keshangmiandepinglunzaojiushuademimimamale。

“wozhishilaiteyimobaidiannaoshentongde,xianguile!”

“zheimeyouxiudenvrenwozhinengdangnvshengongzhe!”

“nianxinzhiyouwubaiwankeyime?”

“nvshenlaopojiashentongerzijianzhirangrenwufadikang,wodetiaojiandoufuhe,mashanglianxi!”

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haoba,tashizaishitaidiguxiaoyuzaijisuanjixingyedeyingxianglile!

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“我知道了。”

zheirensheia,tazhidaoshenme?

linruoweihaoxiaodiyaoyaotou,shenshoujiuguanbilediannao,xiayike,tadeshoujiquexiangleqilai,dianhuadeneitou,shinanrendichenchunhoudeshengyin,“linruoweixiaojie,mingtianxiawusandianzhong,wohuirangsijilaijienimen。”

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“mama,wowanglegaosuni,zaiyigexingqiyiqianwojiubianhaoleyigechengxu,neixienanrenzaitianxiezijidexiangguantiaojianshidouyaojingguorenzheng,zhiyouquerenfuhetiaojianhoucainengnadaonideshoujihaoma,suoyi......”

“suoyinigedatougui!”

linruoweijianzhiyaobeizheigechouxiaoziqisile,xiaoyuduiyuzijilaomadebaonuquebingbuzaiyi,yangqixiaolianjixuyibenzhengjingdeshuodao:“fanzhengniyizhizaiweiwoshangyoueryuancaoxin,xiangjiwozhaogelaoba,wodangranyeyouquanliheniyiqishaixuana?zenmeyangzenmeyang,woshibushiquanshijiezuibangzuihaodeerzi?”

“是是是!”

linruoweimeihaoqidichuolechuoxiaoyuyuangungundenaodai,duiyutagangcaidehuadaoyeyouxietongyile。

buguanzenmeyang,jishitabuzhunbeiyourenheshizhidehunyinguanxi,daodixiaoyuhaishixuyaoyigebabade,neimeyoutazijilaikaochahexuanzeshizaihaobuguodele。

mingtianneigenanrenyaoshiheshidehuazuihao,jiusuanbuheshi,neizhijiezourenbujiuxinglema!

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