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wanshang,womayijingshoushiganjingjiali,wocaihaoshoudian。
youyuyiwanshang,wohaishijuedingquanquanwangjiaojiao。
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还浪费粮食。
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tagenbenbuxin:“nizheiziliaodoushijiadeba?tiandixiadaweiwangchiboneimeduo,yaoshizhenxiangnishuodeneimeyanzhong,neixierenzenmemeisiguang?wokannigenbenjiushijianbudewohao!”
woshuo:“ziliaoshizhende!youdedaweiwangshijianshenshiliangda!yaome,niyeshizhejianshen?cuituzhendebuhao!”
ketashiqunaixin,bawohongchufangjian。
duanduanlianggeyue,tashidaosunshang、jingshenyiyu。
womarangtajixuzhibo,tazhinengtoutourangwodaitaquyiyuanwozuoquanshentijian。
tayingyangbuliang,shidaoshousun,youyanshiqingxiang......
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wangjiaojiaobeihepoledan,dangxiajuedingbuzaizuodaweiwangzhibo,zhuanxingchengmeishicepingbozhu。
suiranliuliangyiban,danshentihejingshenshuangshuanghaozhuan。
woxinxiyuwangjiaojiaodegaibian,zaitahongpianxiajielianjitahualeshijiwan。
youguosangeyue,wangjiaojiaozhibojieshuturanjiwoyibazhang。
“nizheige**!douguainiburangwozuodaweiwangzhibo!hewotongqidedaweiwangquandouminglishuangshou,maihaochehaozhailenizhibuzhidao!zhiyouwoliuliangyitianbiyitiancha,lianjibaikuaiqiandouzhuanbule!
“wobenlaiyinggaihongde!nihailewo!nizheige**!”
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wangjiaojiaomengdichaoqicaidao,fafengbanwangwoshenshangbutingdikan,yidaojiezheyidao。
womeiduokaidiyidao,houmianzhinengyanzhengzhengkanzhezijibeiwangjiaojiaolingnve,zhidaochedishiquzhijue。
可笑至极——
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zuizhong,wodeshitibeitamencanrenfenshi,maizaihouyuandeshanchahuaxia。
genian,shanchahuakaidegewaicanlan。
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“wangqianqian,nishibushihenjiduwo?yankanzhewojiuyaozhengdaqian,nixinlihenbuganduiba?”
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shangbeizibeitahuohuokansidetongkufangfocanliuzaitinei,wojuedinghaohaobaofutamen!
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