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wozhanglezhangzui,buzhigairuhehuida。

zheishi,xiaozhangdezhiqingkuanghoujimangganlehuilai。

mamajianzhuang,lenghengyisheng,zhizhexiaozhangdao:“nimenxuexiaozongrongchengjihaodexueshengbalingtongxue,zheijiushinimendejiaoyufangzhen?”

“biewangle,nimenxuexiaoyeshiyousujiadezizhu!”

xiaozhangnaopoletou,yebuganzhendedezuimama,zuihoujingranyiqinzituijiansuzhijinzhongdiandaxuepingxilezheichangfengbo。

likaishi,zhouweidetongxuemendouzaiqieqiesiyu,“suyuandaodishibushisujiadeqinshengnvera?tamamazenmezheiyangduita?”

mamatingdaohouchixiaoyisheng,dashengshuodao:“zheishisujiaqianlezhizhide,jiusuanrangsuyuanjizhizhiguixiayeshiyinggaide!”

jinguanwomingbaitaweishenmehuizheimeshuo,dantingdaozheixiehua,wohaishirenbuzhuxintong。

takeshiwoqinmaa,zenmenengshuochuzheizhonghualai?

wanshanghuidaojia,woyuanyuanjiufaxianbieshudamenjinbi。

guanjiaweinandikanzhewo,shuo:“da**,laoyehefurendoushuole,ninshenmeshihouyuanyidaoqianle,jiushenmeshihouhuijia。”

woxiaole,zhijiezhuantoujiuzou。

fanzhengmamahesuyuan,yehenkuaiyaobeiganchuqule。

daxuekaixueneitian,woyinweichengjiyouyi,beiyaoqingshangtaizhuchiyingxindahui。

weici,woteyijizijishejileyijianlifu。

zhishibuzhidao,weishenmemamayebeiyaoqingguolaile。

dangmamakandaowochuanzhelifudeyangzishi,liansequeshunjianlenglexialai:“zheilifugengshihezhizhichuan。”

tongxuesuikoushuoleju:“yuanyuanpifubai,youbijiaomiaotiao,chuanxiangbinsebijiaopiaoliang,suzhihaishiheiledianzhuangledian,bushihe。”

sheizhizheijuhuadianranlemamadenuhuo。

tazhizhewoshuo:“zhizhixiaoshihoujiubinipiaoliang,nizenmeyuedayuehaokan,fanerzhizhiyuedayueheiyuepang?”

“yidingshinijiduzhizhi,youzhaoshenmedashiqianglezhizhidemeimaoyun!”

“nizenmeneimeedua?lianmeimeidouyaohai!”

“xiangnizheizhongqianglebierenyunshideren,jiugaiqusia!”

“ruguonisile,meimeideyunqijiuhuihuilai,neiwozhendeningyuannisidiao!”

同学听得目瞪口呆。

wobeiqixiaole,kanzhemamashuodao:“wojuedesuzhidaoshizhangdexiangni。”

mamadengdaleyanjing,jingkongdewen:“suyuan,nishenmeyisi?!”

wozhishixiaoxiao,meiyouzaishuohua。

fanzhengtahenkuaijiuhuizhidaozhenxiang。

jiuzaizheishi,suzhibaozheyijianpolandelifupaoleguolai。

tayikandaowojiukule,“jiejie!niweishenmeyaojianlanwodelifu?”

tongxuewenyanzhouqimeitou,youxiebuyuedishuo:“niyoubuyongshangtaizhuchi,nichuanshenmelifu?”

danmamagenbenbuting,tayibacheguowo,lishengshuodao:“balifurangjizhizhi!zhenghaobashangtaijihuirangjizhizhi!”

“yerangdajiakankan,womensujiadeyangnvguodekebubiqinshengnvercha!”

shuozhe,taturanshenshouchewoshenshangdelifu。