第一章

meimeishuotayouxitong,xuyaogonglvegezhongnanzhu,fouzejiuhuibeixitongchengfa。

shangyishiwodaizhetaqujingshenbingyuanzhuyuanzhiliao,qinqinkenkendagongjitayongzuihaodeyao。

jieguotasangengbanyecongjingshenbingyuantaolechulai,yidaotongchuanwodexinzang,mianmuzhengningdishuo:

“nizheigeedunvpeixiuxiangzuzhiwo,jiwosiba!”

wosibumingmu,danshibabamamabaobita,toutoubangmangchulilewodeshiti。

zaicizhengyan,wohuidaoletadiyicinaoshideshihou。

wotingdaojiaoshiwaimianchuanlaizhenzhensaodong,yinyinyueyuehainengtingdaomeimeizailouxiadejiaomasheng。

kanzheyanqianshuxidejiaoshi,woyishidao,wozhongshengle。

shangyishi,meimeitahuanyouzhongduwangxiangzheng。

tagaosuwohebama,tanaoziliyougexitong,tabixuwanchengxitongfenpeiderenwu。

tayaogonglvegegenanzhu,fouzejiuhuibeixitongjinxingdianjichengfa。

ertadiyigeyaogonglvedenanzhu,bianshiwomenxuexiaodexiaoba——qincha。

zuikaishiwohaiyiweishiqinchaxiandongdeshou,paolaiqifuwomeimei。

zaifaxianlouxiadesaodonghou,wodiyishijianpaoquxiangfudaoyuanqiuzhu。

daizhefudaoyuanhebanshangdetongxueqishixiongxiongdiweiwomeimeichengchangzi。

jieguofaxian,juranshitaxianzhaodecha。

youyuqinchapingshijiuzuixingleilei,youbeimeimeilianleidaobeidangchangzhuadaojuzhongdajia,tazhijiejiubeixuexiaotuixuele。

haifangxiahenhua,jueduibuhuiyuanliangwomenliangren。

meimeizaitongxuemianqiandiujinlemianzi,haibeixuexiaojinggaochufen。

takukutitichonghuijialihebamagaozhuang,silanlewodeshu,haibasuoyoushiqingguaizuidaowodetoushang,

“douguaini,yaobushiniduoguanxianshi,wojiunenggonglvechenggongle!”

ranhouwuzhetoumandidagunhejianjiao,dahanzhe:

“bama,xitongdechengfahaotonga!woshibushiyaosile,douguaijiejie,jiejiexianghaisiwo。”

“nizheigehairenjing,rangwomenyijiadoubuanning。”

babamamabumingyuanyouzhijiezhuazhewojiukaishihunheshuangda,wowufafankang,zhinengmomochengshou。

meiguoduojiu,tayoupaodaobadaozongcaifuqinzhoudecheqianmianpengci。

bamazheicaitingwoquangao,daizhetaqujingshenbingyuanjianceyijizhuyuanzhiliao。

youyushizhongdudewangxiangzheng,zhuyuanfeiheyaowudehuaxiaobushao。

wozaixuexizhiyuhailiyongkongyushijianqu**,jimeimeitigongzhiliaofei。

baxuexiaojianglidejiangxuejinnachulai,jimeimeihuanchenggaojideliaoyangyuan。

sheizhidao,zaiyigejijingdeyewan,tajuranduoguoleliaoyangyuandejiankongtaohuijiali。

wozaishuimengzhongbeitacubujifangdinazhedaotongchuanlexinzang。

taxiangshikanchourenyiyangkanzhewo,ehenhendishuo:

“nizheigeedunvpeixiuxiangzuzhiwo,jiwosiba!shaleniwojiunengjixuwanchengxitongrenwule。”

rishanggantou,bamacaifaxianwotangzaixueboli,sibumingmu。

keshimeimeiguizaitamenmianqian,huanghualianpian,

“shijiejiexiandongdeshoua,tayouxiangbawosonghuiqu,jingshenbingyuanhaokepa。”

bamacongxiaojiutengta,biantitayinmanzuizheng,toutouchulilewodeshiti。

youyinweiwomenlianggezhangxiangxiangsi,rangtadingtilewoquduyan。

zhonglaiyishi,wozaiyebuduoguanxianshile,wodaoyaokankantashiruhegonglvezheixienanzhude。

dengwocongzhongshengdechongjizhonghuanguolaishi,woyijingbeitongxueladaolouxiale。

wangrenqunzhongkanqu,meimeibeiqinchahetadejigegenbanzhuazhetoufa,anzaishuilibuduanputeng。

tahaijueqiangditaiqitouzhishita,bufushudishuo:

“nibuyaoyiweinidaizhejigexiaodiwojiuhuipani,wozuikanbuqinizheizhongrenle,youbenshiwomenjiuyiduiyidantiao。”

qinchatingzhezheihua,qixiaole。

“shiniguyicaihuailewodexinxie,shuailielewodeshouji,haichongshanglaidawo,xianzaibaizheyifushouhaizhedeyangzijisheikan?”

meimeisihuhaishifendeyi,xiaozheshuodao:

“dengzheqiaoba,nichizaohuizhuiqihuozangchangde。”

“神经。”

qinchazaicizhuazhetadetoufa,sisidiwangshuilian。