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beizhaohuijiadediyitian，womaturanshuozijishicongweilaichuanyueerlai，
tazhizhewodebizikongsu，
“yaobushini！gongsigenbenbuhuipochan！”
wobaliansedabian，dangchanglixiayizhu，suoyoucaichanzhinengyoumeimeijicheng。
kediertian，gongsigujiajiutiaoyashididadie。
womabumingsuoyi，jiezhenuma，
“nizheigehairenjing！doushiyinweini，nigecaibianchenglezhiwuren！”
wogehedeliansecanbai，limazhaorenxiangxianzhuangsiwo，meixiangdaoquechuleyiwai，zijibeirenzhuanglegebancan。
womabeitongyujue，yaxiayandidekongju，kanzheshouruocangbaidemeimeihaishikailekou，
“yaobushinidezisizili，nijiejieyebuhuisi！”
“nibashenjuanjinijiejieba，zheishiniweiyishuzuidejihui！”
yuanlai，tahuangchengzijichuanyueerlai，zhiweilerangwojijiejiedanghuotiqiguanku。
ketabuzhidaodeshi，zaitatichuyaoqiudeneiyike，jiejiejiuyijingmeijiule。
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“你们不信？”
“jiangbochuan，nizuijinjiaoleyigenvpengyouba？”
“tapiannishiqianjin**，kenizhibuzhidaotagennizaiyiqishiweilejitamamazhibing！”
“weilaidenifaxianhouhuishangxinyujue，juedezijibeipianle，ranhougentafenshou。”
wogeliansebianleyoubian，zuihoumanlianzhenjing，zuilibutingdininanfouren，
“不、不会的。”
“tashuotadiyiyanjiuaishanglewo……？”
taliansecanbai，xianranyifuchunaizhanshidashoudajideyangzi。
keshouliyijingnachuleshouji，zhandouzheshouyibiandaziyibianwangwaizou。
wobakandaojiangbochuanzheigeyangzi，zhoujinlemeitou，yanshenmanshibuzantong，
“goule！nishibushizaijiataixianle？”
“shenmechuanyue！zheimedagerenle，jingshuoxiefenghua，yebupahaizixiaohua！”
womataitoukanleyiyanzhongbiao，chixiaoleyisheng，
“nihaiyouxianxinguanwo？gaosuniba，niyinianqianjiukanshangdeneikuaidipi，yijingbeiwangzongqiangzoule。”
“xianzaizheigeshijiandian，tamendehetongdouqianhaole！”
wobaliansedabian，limanachudianhuadajizhuli。
jietonghou，lianseshifennankan，meitouyuezhouyuejin，womachenredatie，
“tamenqianmeiqianhetong，nimingtianjiuzhidaole。”
tazheimeshuo，wobagenbenjiudengbujimingtian，limajiaoshangsijichulemen。
diertianyidazao，wobahejiangbochuancaidaojia，liangrenhunshenpibei，kanzhewoshensemoming。
我妈十分得意，
“zheixianimenxiangxinwoleba？tayihuilaijialijiueyunlianlian！”
“nimenyaoshizuoshibuguan，lianggeyuehougongsipochan，womenquanjiajiudequdunqiaodongle！”
wogemanyanxuesi，luchulejingtideshense，yuqibushan，
“nigaibushihuilaizhengjiachandeba？”
wobanuqichongchongdikanzhewo，duanrandao，
“zheijiachansheiyebuyongzhengle！quandouliujimingzhu！”
“baokuonige，douyaokaotazijideshuangshoudapin！”
womayanlibengfachuyimojingxi，jiangmingzhucangbaizhelian，yifubuzhisuocuodeyangzi，
“baba，zheibuhaoba？meimeihaoburongyicaibeizhaohuijia。”