“tayaojiankehu，weishenmeyaowomailiwu？”
我爸理直气壮。
“haohaofadazhuanqianle，nibuyegenzhezhanguang，yijiarenfenneimeqingchuganma？”
“woshinilaozi，nilianwodehuadouganbutingma？”
shenhaofada，nandukanbimuzhushangshu。
yitagaozhongbiyedewenping，jiashangzhengriwusuoshishidexingge，nengzhaodaoyifengongzuodouyijingshilaotiankaiyanle，haifada？
congxiaodaoda，tamenbushizaijiwo***，jiushicongwoshenshangzhaqujiazhi。
yiqiandewohaiduizheifenqinqingyousuoqidai，duitamenyantingjicong。
可现在，想都别想！
jujuedehuadaozuibian，woyoutingzhule，guaiqiaodichaozhewobadianlediantou。
“fangxin，baozaiwoshenshang！”
bangwan，shenhaotizhelipinhuantianxidichuqule。
我爸咧开嘴笑。
“lilaobankeshiwomenshiyoutouyoulianderenwu，zhiyaohaohaohetadahaoguanxi，zhaofenyuerujiwandegongzuobuchengwenti！”
“shenzhilianchanglineipihuoyenengyiqimaizou，rangzanjiahaohaodazhuanyibi！”
keshenye，shenhaoqueshinuqichongchongdichuaikailejiamen。
他朝着我爸怒吼。
“nishuawoshibushi？weishenmeliheliquanshisigua？wobushirangniaolilaobanzuixihuandefotiaoqiangma？weishenmeshisiguatang？suoyourendoukanzhewochaoxiaowo，wokuaigangasilenizhibuzhidao！”
“wozheixiachedihuanbulegongsile，douguainimen！”
wobamengle，manlianbukezhixin。
“怎么可能……”
suihou，tamengdikanxiangwo，mianluxiongguang。
“shenyunshu，shibushinigande？lipinshinizhunbeide，nihewomenwanyinde！”