第六章你有病
chenxiuliandeliansebianhuadajiadoukandeqingchu，kejiushimeirenganshangqianzuzhi，suiranbangchenxiuliannengtishengdianhaogandu，danchenxiuliankeshijingchangdezuirende，suoyimeiyourenshangqianlaiyuanchang。
zhizhizhangchutingdaovipbingfanghushidehuhuan，tacaibuzaijixuchaofengchenxiulian，liuxiaqidemianhongerchidechenxiulian，zhibensanloudevipbingfang。
viptehuhushishiyigejiaomingjiaoxiaoyudenvhushi，zhangxiangyouyidiankeai，getouyimiliuganghaonengdaozhangchudexiaba，shencaixianxi，kanqilairuobujinfengdeyangzi，danshichuanzhehushifudexiaoyuqueyouyizhongdutedeqizhi。
“zhangchu，nijintiandiyicidangvipfangdejianhuyisheng，yihoukebunengwandaole。”xiaoyubaozheyigebinglijia，daizhezhangchuzouxiang310haovipbingfang。
“anxinanxin，zheibushihaicha2fenzhongcaidaoshijianma？”zhangchukanleyixiashoubiao，duixiaoyudeshijianguannianxiangyaotucao。
suiranzhunshizhundiantinghaode，danshiwanjifenzhongyebingbushishenmedashi。
咚咚咚。
xiaoyuqiaoleqiaobingshidemen，hanleyiju：“tehujiancha。”
suihoulakailebingfangdedamen，zhangchugenzhezoujinlai。
yizhangjudadeluodichuangshouxianyingruyanlian，meiyoucibidexiaodushuideweidao，faneryouyizhongdandandexiangqi，youzhongtishenxingnaodeganjue。
zaikanbingchuangshang，yigebaifayangmaoheailaonianrenyikaozhezhentou，daizhelaohuajingkanzheyitaobaokan。
“wu，xiaoyuhushia，jintianhaoxiangzaolejifenzhonga。”zheiweilaorenxiaohehedeshuoleyiju，suihoupieleyiyanzhangchu，shuodao：“yi，jintianhaihuanyishengle？”
xiaoyuzoudaolaorendepangbian，jiangqizuozifuzheng，ranhouyongtianmeideshengyinhuidadao：“linlaoyezi，jintianzheibushiganshangnigaizonghejianchalema，suoyijintianlaidezaoyidian，zaojinijianchawan，yehaoweijiexialaidehuliliaochengzuoanpaiya。
zheiweishizhangchu，womenmingxiaochushendegaocaisheng，zheibushiyinweichengjiyouyijiulaipailaijininzuojianhuma，yibanrenkemeizheidaiyu~”
xiaoyudehuashuodelinlaoyezixinlilekailehua，feichangmanyidediandiantou。
zhangchuzaiyipangtingdaoxiaoyudehuadouqingbuzijindegankaileyifan，xiaoyunengzuowenviptehuhushideweizizheimeduonian，bushimeidaolide。
hentiexindejilinlaopishangyijianwaitao，linlaohuanhuandicongchuangshangzuoleqilai，xiaoyuganjinjilinlaoyezinalailetuoxietaoshang，feichangtiexindezhaoguzheta。
zhangchuyemeiyouxianzhe，xunsunachuzijidailaidezhuangbei，suihouxianjilaorenjianchaleyixiashentidejichuqingkuang。
xueya、yanerbihouyouwuyichangdengyigeyouyigejichujianchaqilai。
zhangchuhenxunsuqiejingzhundejiangjianchazuodexingyunliushui，ranhouzaijianchaxueyadeshihou，tadebiaoqingningzhongleqilai。
zheigelinlaoyezideshentiyouhenyanzhongdewenti。
“zenmele，xiaohuozi，wozheilaorenjiadeshentichuwentile？”linlaoyezikandaozhangchudebiaoqingningzhong，namendewendao。
zhangchuyouquerensidemoleyixiamaibo，kanleyiyanxiaoyu，duitashuodao：“xiaoyu，nibangquwodexiuxishinawodebeiyongxueyayilai，wodailaidezheitaihaoxiangchuledianwenti。”
xiaoyutingdaozhihou，yingleyisheng，xiangyemeixiangjiuzhijiejiuzouchulevipbingfang。
jianxiaoyulikaizhihou，zhangchuduilinlaoyeziwendao：“linlao，ninzuijinshibushichileyixietebiededongxi？”
“tebiededongxi？wozuijinyizhidoushichilenimengongyingdeshiwuheyaowua。zenmele，xiaozhangyisheng，woshentichuxianwentile？”linlaoyeziyeshishifennamen，zijiyemeishenmeganjuea，erqiezuijinjingshenyetingbucuode，shangyigejianhuyishenghaishuozijizaijieshouyigeyuedezhiliaojiunengkangfuchuyuanle。
zhangchuzaicijilinlaoyezibalemaiyixia，querendeshuodao：“nishentideganzangheshenzangyijingchuxianshuaijiedefanyingle，erqiewohuaiyishinizuijinchideshiwuhuozheyaowuyinfadewenti。”
linlaoyeziyiting，xiaolexiao：“xiaohuozi，nibamaijiunengjianchachuzheixiedongxi？biedouwozheigelaorenjiale，ruguonijuedebuduijing，womenkeyizuoyixiajutideshebeijiancha，woxiangxinkexue。”
zhangchutingdaolinlaoyezizheimeshuohua，wunaideshuodao：“nixianzaishentichuyuyizhongkangfenzhuangtai，gegeqiguanjianchashibuhuiyouwentide，danshinideganzangheshenzangdouchuxianleshuaijiefanying，woshibuhuijianchachucuode。”
zhangchujingtongyishu，bingqiedengfengzaoji，yigelaorendebingzhengtanapazhishiyongjiandandeqiemaiyeshihenrongyijianchachuduifangdewenti！
suoyizheiweilaorendebingqingzhengshitashuodezheiyang。
danshilinlaochidedongxilihanyouyibufenxingfendeyaowuchengfen，shidelinlaodeshentixianzaiganjueyidianwentidoumeiyou，zaifuyongdagaiyigeyuedeshijian，zheilinlaojiuhuichedichanshengbingbian，zaiwujiejiuzhifa！
“linlao，wosuirannianqing，kewozhangchuxingshiguangmingleiluo，wobuhuigennixiashuo，ruguonixinwo，wojiexialaijinizhiliaoyifan，baozhengrangnijianqingshentidewenti，shenzhigenzhi！”zhangchuduizhelinlaoyezijiandingdeshuodao。
linlaoyezikanzhezhangchu，chenmole，yigenianqing，keyishuoshijingyanhenshaodeyishengturanduinishuo，niyoubing，erqiehaihenyanzhong，nihuixiangxinma？
linlaoyezihennanxiangxin，keshicongzhangchudeneifubiaoqinglikanchu，zhangchushuodehuakenengshizhende。
“ai，wozicongchengweicishanjiazhihou，benyiweinenggoutaoguoyijie，quemeixiangdaoneibangrenhaishibuyuanyifangguowoa。”linlaoyezitanlekouqi，ziyuanziaideshuoleyiju。
zuoweihshidecishanjia，linlaoyezizuikaishikebushizuocishande，ershizuofangdichanqijiade，houlaiyinweiyuezuoyueda，beihenduorendingshangle，ranerlinlaoyezidangshishiyeyiqifengfa，yejiudaozhizijizhaorelehenduochoujia，ranhoujiexialaidejinianli，zijifangdichanshiyelianlianshoucuo。
suihouyiduanshijiandejiechuli，linlaoyezizhidaozijidongleyixiebugaidongderendedangao，suoyitaganjincongfangdichanshiyelituilexialai，jiangzijidazaochengyigelaohaorendeyangzi，pinfanchuxigonggongchanghe，zheicaianquanleyixie，benyiweizheimeduonianguoqule，neibangrenhuifangguoziji。
quemeixiangdao，daotoulai，zijifangsongjingtideshihou，haishibeirenjianpaile。
“neinixiangzenmejiwozhiliao？”
linlaoyezikanzhezhangchudeyangzi，turanjuedezijiyinggaixinyixinzheigenianqingrendehua。
zhangchuyebukeqi，congyiliaoxianglinachuyitaoyinzhenlai：“guimenshisanzhen！”
guimenshisanzhen，yishushengdianzhenfa，yinianzhijian，kehuansirenyiming，yekesongrenguixi，shifenxuanmiao，zheiguimenshisanzhenyeshijiweinanlianchengdezhenfa，shaoyoubushen，jiuhuirangshiyongzhezouhuorumo，baosi。
“guimenshisanzhen？！”linlaoyezimeitouyitiao，zheizhenfatazaoyouerwen，keshinenggoushizhanzheitaozhenfaderenzhizhong，haoxianghaimeiyouyigerucinianqingderenba？
“ni......zhendenengxing？”linlaoyezihaishiyoudianbuganxin。
zhangchuxiaole：“wodeguimenshisanzhen，lianchuangshizhedoubukenengchaoguowo！”
“huo，haodadekouqi，neiwohaizhendeyaoshimuyidaile。”linlaotingbahahaxiaoqi。
dangxiaoyuconglouxianahuixueyayideshihou，tatuikaibingfangmendeneiyikechadianbaxueyayijirengdishang。
“zhangchunizaiganshenme？！linlao，nibupazheliangma！”
xiaoyukandaozhangchushoulinazhejigenxixideyinzhen，haiyoujiushilinlaoyeziyijingtuoleshangbanshendeyifu，zhengzhunbeipadaochuangshangqu。
“aiyaya，xiaoyu，biezheimedajingxiaoguaide，wozheijitianbushishentiyoudianjiangyingma，rangxiaozhangyishengjizhiliaoyixia，zhenjiuyixia，meishenmeshide。”linlaoyezikandaoxiaoyupaojinlai，bailebaishou，xiaohehedeshuozhe，tayebutizhangchushiyaoweizijizhibing。
zhangchuyeshishuodao：“xiaoyu，nibuyongdanxin，wojilinlaozhenjiuyixia，jitahuoxuehuayuyixia。wozheishiweitahao，nikannizheimexinku，yaobudenghuiwoyejinizhenjiuyixia？”
shuowanhua，zhangchuhainazheyinzhenhuanglehuang，sihuzhendeyaojixiaoyuzhenjiuyixia。
xiaoyutingdaozhangchuzheimeshuohua，xiangdaozhenjiudehuamianyouxieyini，liandanturanluchuletuohongse，shengyinrutongxiwenyiyang：“ni，nijiuzhidaozhanwobianyi，wo......”
linlaotingdaoxiaoyuzheigeyangzi，hahadexiaoleqilai，ganmangyuanchang：“haole，xiaozhangyisheng，niganjinjiwozhenjiuyixiaba，wozheilaogutoukeshijiangyingdehenni。”
zhangchudiandiantou：“haolei。”
xiaoyuyebuzaishuohuale，momodikanzhezhangchuzailinlaoyezidehoubeishangchashangyigengenyinzhen。
ranhoutahaihaoqidewendao：“zhangchu，nishishenmeshihouxuehuizhenjiudeya，wojidenizhiqianshixuewaikede。”
zhangchutingba，suikouyixiaodao：“zheizhenjiushiwozixuede，wodaxuedeshihoujingchanggenwodeshiyoujinxingzhenjiuyanjiu，suoyiwoyeouerhuizaitamendeshentishangchangshizhenjiudexueweideng。”
xiaoyuhuangran，yuanlairuci。
ertangzaichuangshangdelinlaoshentiweiweiyizhan，zheixiaoziganqingzhishilianguojici？linlaoturanyoudianhouhuile，zijigangcaiweishenmehaoxiangzhemoleyiyangrangzheixiaozijizijizhazhen？
zhangchukebuhuijilinlaofanhuidejihui，yinzhenluoxia，jingzhundedarulelinlaodexuedaoshang。
qianmianshigenyinzhendarulinlaotineizhihou，linlaozhiganjuehunshenkaireluoqilai，haoyihuiergongfu，zijideganzangheshenzangbuweikaishibiandeyouxiesuantong，yigupifaganyongshangxintou。
linlaojinghai，zijizhendezhongzhaole！
jiexialai，zheishigenyinzhenzaizhangchudeanyaxiakaishicujinxueyedeliutong，zhayandegongfu，linlaodehoubeijiubeihanshuijintou，linlaoyeshihuxibiandejiazhongqilai。
“最后三针！”
zhangchukanzhelinlaoyuelaiyuehongdehoubei，zuihoujiangsanzhenzhijiezharulelinlaodehounaoxueweishang！
唰！
sanzhenluoxia，linlaoshentituranyizhen，linlaodehoubeituranmaochuxuehan！
“zhangchu，nizaiganshenme？！”turan，bingfangmenkouchuanlailelizhurendenuhesheng。