第3章
xiaoruohankanzhelingyunneiyiliandejiongxiang,anweidao:“wodoubupa,nipashenme,wozheimepiaoliang,nandaonibuxihuan。”
lingyunkanleyiyanxiaoruohan,dao:“piaoliangguanshenmeyong,heyueshangxiedehenmingxian,nibutongyishibunengpengnide。”
xiaoruohanxixiyixiao,dao:“suoyiniyidingyaoduiwohao,xiangbanfagandongwo,meizhunwohuidafacibeide。”
kanzhedeyidexiaoruohan,lingyunyizhenwuyu,wendao:“womenzheishiquna。”
xiaoruohandao:“dangranshiqunijia,nanidehukoubu,ranhouwomendengjijiehun。”
lingyunyizheng,dao:“zheimezhejima,dengjilewomenkejiushizhendefuqile。”
xiaoruohanweixiaodao:“nidangwoshizaihenikaiwanxiaoma。”
“guolemingtianjiushiwonainaideqishidashou,takendinghuijiwodingqinde,wobujiehunjiumeifajujuele。”
原来是这样!
lingyunhuiyidedianlediantou,shuozheqicheyijingdaoletazudefangzilouxia。
lingyundakaichemen,zhengyaoxiangloushangzouqu,turanloudaoxiangqileliayideshengyin。
“ruoyun,lingyunduinineimehao,nizenmeshuozoujiuzoua,bushishuohaodejintianzhaojiehunxiangma。”
zhijianyigezhongnianfunvzhengduilazhexinglixiangdeguruoyunquanshuozheshenme。
“zheishiwohelingyundeshiqing,nijiubuyaoguanle。”
guruoyunbunaifandedakaileliayideshou。
liayizhengyaozaicizhuiqu,zheishiyuanchuliangliangheiseyueyechechemendakai,conglimianzouchulejigeheiyiren。
lingtoudezhengshizaijiudiandalelingyundezhoushaolong。
“ruoyun,niheyigelaomazifeishenmehua,ganjinde。”
zhoushaolongbunaifandao:“bujiushijijianpoyifuma,feidehuilaina。”
guruoyunshangquwanzhuzhoushaolongdegebo,sajiaodao:“aiya,zheilimiankeshiyouwomuqindedongxi,wozenmenengrengleni。”
zhoushaolonghahayixiao,taishouzaiguruoyundebiliangshanggualeyixia,dao:“nizheigexiaoyaojing,haishiyigexiaoshunnver,lairangwoqinyikou。”
zhoushaolongjuezheneidahouzuichunjiuqinleshangqu。
“不要脸,恶心!”
呸呸呸!
liayijiandaozheiyimu,qidezhijiekaikoudama,xinzhongweilelingyundabaobuping。
zhoushaolongjuezhezuigangyaoqindao,yitingzheihua,likenule,zhuantoudengzheneiliayi,hedao:“nigelaomazi,shihuoniwaileba,jingranganshuobenshaoye。”
zhoushaolongyibushangqian,taishoujiushiyibazhang,zhijiejiangliayishanfeichuqu。
哎呦!
liayizhijietangzailedishang,wuzhehongzhongdelian,dao:“nizenmedarena。”
zhoushaolongdao:“wodanizenmele,wodanishikandeqini,xiangnizheiyangdelaji,huozhejiushiduoyu。”
shuozhetaijiaotizaileliayidefubu,tengdeliayibutingdecanjiao。
“haole,qinaide,hebiweilezheimeyigelajishengqi,womenzouba。”
guruoyunpieleyiyanliayi,lazhezhoushaolongjiuyaolikai。
liayibuganxin,shuodao:“ruoyuna,nibugaigenzhezheimeyigechushenga,tanaliyoulingyunhaole。”
“buzhisihuodelaopozi,jiwozhangzui。”
zhoushaolongmengditingzhujiaobu,mianseyileng,duizheshenhoudebaobiaoxiadamingling。
neiqibageheiyihanzilikeyiyongershang,jiangliayiyaleqilai,shangqujiushiliangjixiangliangdeerguang。
“zhushou,nimenjianzhitaiguofenle。”
xiaoruohanshizaikanbuxiaqule,jimangchushenghezhiletamen,caizhegaogenxiezouleguoqu。
“liayi,nimeishiba。”
lingyunjimangshangqian,jiangliayicongneixiehanzishouzhongqiangleguolai,ranhoudangzaishenhou。
zhoushaolongkandaoxiaoruohan,yanqianyiliang,jingtandao:“zheibushilongdoudedameinvxiaoruohanma,nizenmegenzhelingyunzheigefeiwuzaiyiqi。”
废物?
xiaoruohanyilianyihuodekanxianglingyun,wendao:“nimenrenshi?”
zhoushaolongdeyiyixiao,dao:“dangranrenshi,lingyundangnianhaishiwomenxuexiaodexiaocaoni,buguoxianzaijinhuachengfeiwule。”
“xiangbudaonidangchuhaishixiaocao。”xiaoruohanduilingyunyixiao。
zhoushaolonglengzheliandao:“nihaimeiyougaosuwo,nimenshishenmeguanxi。”
xiaoruohanweiweiyixiao,dao:“taxianzaishiwolaogong,wodangranjiushitadeqizile。”
什么!
zhoushaolongheguruoyundouzhenjingle,zheizenmekenengni。
zhoushaolongyaotoudao:“zheibukeneng,jueduibukeneng。”
yipanggenzhedeneixiebaobiaoyeshiyiliandebuxiangxin,zheimepiaoliangdenvren,zenmekeyijiajifeiwu。
lingyunsaolezhongrenyiyan,dandandao:“buguannimenxinbuxin,tajiushiwodelaopo。”
huabi,budengxiaoruohanfanyingguolai,lingyuntaishoujiangxiaoruohanloudaolehuaili。
**!
你...这个畜生!
“lingyun,kuaifangkaixiaoruohan,tabushininenggouranzhide。”
zhoushaolonglianseyinhan,qidelianseyijingbianchenglezise。
tazirenconglingyunshouzhongqiangleguruoyun,huodelehendadechengjiugan,keshizheiguruoyunzenmenenggenxiaoruohanbi。
wulunshiqizhi,shencai,haishirongmao,guruoyundouhexiaoruohanchaleyidajie。
zijihaizaideyi,keshizheilingyunjingranhexiaoruohanchengqinle,zheitemedaliandadeyetaihenle。
guruoyunxinzhongyeshichongmanlenuhuo,zijibuyaodefeiwu,zenmekeyihexiaoruohanzheiyangdameinvzaiyiqi。
zheihaiyoutianlima,haiyouwangfama!
xiangdaozheili,guruoyunyibushangqian,chaofengdao:“lingyun,wozhidaowopaoqileni,nixinzhongbuhaoshou,keshiniyebuyongzheiyangyanxilaibaofuwo。”
呵呵!
lingyunsongkaixiaoruohan,lengxiaodao:“baofuni,niyepei,**。”
你.....
guruoyunqideliansezhanghong,xiangbudaolingyunrucibushitaiju。
zhoushaolongquantouwodegabazhixiang,nudao:“lingyunnizheigefeiwu,jintianlaozijiuyaochedifeileni。”
“xiangyaoranzhixiaoruohan,nizheigefeiwugenbenbupei。”
huabi,neixiebaobiaolikechongleshangqu,jianglingyunweizailezhongjian。
lingyunmianseyichen,shuangtongbeilansepuguang,lenglengdao:“guixia,xiangliayidaoqian,keyiliunimenyizhishou。”
哈哈!
zhongrenfachuyizhenzhangkuangdaxiao,zheixiaozibushifengleba,sidaolintoujingranhaikouchukuangyan。
“jiwonongsita,woyaorangtaguidiqiurao。”zhoushaolonghuanbaoshuangjian,luchuyilianzhengning。
yizhongbaobiaolikehuiwuzhequantouchongleshangqu,zuoshijiuyaojianglingyunnaxia。
lingyunshuangmuyideng,motongzhixia,zheixierenrutoumingleyiban,shenshangdeyaohaidoushixianlulechulai。
乾坤游步!
lingyunnaohaidewudaoxinxishunjianyonglechulai,yizhongshenfawujishizhanerchu。
zhijianlingyunjiuxiangyitiaoyoulongyibanchuanchazairenqunzhizhong,qingsongduokaileneixierendegongji。
玄阴指!
shuangzhibaofachuheiseguangmang,lingyunduizheneixiebaobiaodeshoubeidianleshangqu。
zhijianneishouzhiwanrugangtiesuohua,yijingjiechu,neixiebaobiaodegebogutoushunjianduanlie。
我的胳膊,断了!
yizhongbaobiaoguidiwuzhegebo,zaineifachuyishengshengtongkudeaihao。
“gainile,zhoushaolong!”
lingyunzhuanshenkanxianglezhoushaolong,xuehongdeshuangyandengzhezhoushaolong,yibuyibubixiangleta。
“zheibukeneng,nizheigefeiwubukenengzheimeqiang,wohenipinle。”
zhoushaolongnuheyisheng,huiwuzhequantouchongleshangqu。