第3章

第3章

xiaoruohankanzhelingyunneiyiliandejiongxiang,anweidao:“wodoubupa,nipashenme,wozheimepiaoliang,nandaonibuxihuan。”

lingyunkanleyiyanxiaoruohan,dao:“piaoliangguanshenmeyong,heyueshangxiedehenmingxian,nibutongyishibunengpengnide。”

xiaoruohanxixiyixiao,dao:“suoyiniyidingyaoduiwohao,xiangbanfagandongwo,meizhunwohuidafacibeide。”

kanzhedeyidexiaoruohan,lingyunyizhenwuyu,wendao:“womenzheishiquna。”

xiaoruohandao:“dangranshiqunijia,nanidehukoubu,ranhouwomendengjijiehun。”

lingyunyizheng,dao:“zheimezhejima,dengjilewomenkejiushizhendefuqile。”

xiaoruohanweixiaodao:“nidangwoshizaihenikaiwanxiaoma。”

“guolemingtianjiushiwonainaideqishidashou,takendinghuijiwodingqinde,wobujiehunjiumeifajujuele。”

原来是这样!

lingyunhuiyidedianlediantou,shuozheqicheyijingdaoletazudefangzilouxia。

lingyundakaichemen,zhengyaoxiangloushangzouqu,turanloudaoxiangqileliayideshengyin。

“ruoyun,lingyunduinineimehao,nizenmeshuozoujiuzoua,bushishuohaodejintianzhaojiehunxiangma。”

zhijianyigezhongnianfunvzhengduilazhexinglixiangdeguruoyunquanshuozheshenme。

“zheishiwohelingyundeshiqing,nijiubuyaoguanle。”

guruoyunbunaifandedakaileliayideshou。

liayizhengyaozaicizhuiqu,zheishiyuanchuliangliangheiseyueyechechemendakai,conglimianzouchulejigeheiyiren。

lingtoudezhengshizaijiudiandalelingyundezhoushaolong。

“ruoyun,niheyigelaomazifeishenmehua,ganjinde。”

zhoushaolongbunaifandao:“bujiushijijianpoyifuma,feidehuilaina。”

guruoyunshangquwanzhuzhoushaolongdegebo,sajiaodao:“aiya,zheilimiankeshiyouwomuqindedongxi,wozenmenengrengleni。”

zhoushaolonghahayixiao,taishouzaiguruoyundebiliangshanggualeyixia,dao:“nizheigexiaoyaojing,haishiyigexiaoshunnver,lairangwoqinyikou。”

zhoushaolongjuezheneidahouzuichunjiuqinleshangqu。

“不要脸,恶心!”

呸呸呸!

liayijiandaozheiyimu,qidezhijiekaikoudama,xinzhongweilelingyundabaobuping。

zhoushaolongjuezhezuigangyaoqindao,yitingzheihua,likenule,zhuantoudengzheneiliayi,hedao:“nigelaomazi,shihuoniwaileba,jingranganshuobenshaoye。”

zhoushaolongyibushangqian,taishoujiushiyibazhang,zhijiejiangliayishanfeichuqu。

哎呦!

liayizhijietangzailedishang,wuzhehongzhongdelian,dao:“nizenmedarena。”

zhoushaolongdao:“wodanizenmele,wodanishikandeqini,xiangnizheiyangdelaji,huozhejiushiduoyu。”

shuozhetaijiaotizaileliayidefubu,tengdeliayibutingdecanjiao。

“haole,qinaide,hebiweilezheimeyigelajishengqi,womenzouba。”

guruoyunpieleyiyanliayi,lazhezhoushaolongjiuyaolikai。

liayibuganxin,shuodao:“ruoyuna,nibugaigenzhezheimeyigechushenga,tanaliyoulingyunhaole。”

“buzhisihuodelaopozi,jiwozhangzui。”

zhoushaolongmengditingzhujiaobu,mianseyileng,duizheshenhoudebaobiaoxiadamingling。

neiqibageheiyihanzilikeyiyongershang,jiangliayiyaleqilai,shangqujiushiliangjixiangliangdeerguang。

“zhushou,nimenjianzhitaiguofenle。”

xiaoruohanshizaikanbuxiaqule,jimangchushenghezhiletamen,caizhegaogenxiezouleguoqu。

“liayi,nimeishiba。”

lingyunjimangshangqian,jiangliayicongneixiehanzishouzhongqiangleguolai,ranhoudangzaishenhou。

zhoushaolongkandaoxiaoruohan,yanqianyiliang,jingtandao:“zheibushilongdoudedameinvxiaoruohanma,nizenmegenzhelingyunzheigefeiwuzaiyiqi。”

废物?

xiaoruohanyilianyihuodekanxianglingyun,wendao:“nimenrenshi?”

zhoushaolongdeyiyixiao,dao:“dangranrenshi,lingyundangnianhaishiwomenxuexiaodexiaocaoni,buguoxianzaijinhuachengfeiwule。”

“xiangbudaonidangchuhaishixiaocao。”xiaoruohanduilingyunyixiao。

zhoushaolonglengzheliandao:“nihaimeiyougaosuwo,nimenshishenmeguanxi。”

xiaoruohanweiweiyixiao,dao:“taxianzaishiwolaogong,wodangranjiushitadeqizile。”

什么!

zhoushaolongheguruoyundouzhenjingle,zheizenmekenengni。

zhoushaolongyaotoudao:“zheibukeneng,jueduibukeneng。”

yipanggenzhedeneixiebaobiaoyeshiyiliandebuxiangxin,zheimepiaoliangdenvren,zenmekeyijiajifeiwu。

lingyunsaolezhongrenyiyan,dandandao:“buguannimenxinbuxin,tajiushiwodelaopo。”

huabi,budengxiaoruohanfanyingguolai,lingyuntaishoujiangxiaoruohanloudaolehuaili。

**!

你...这个畜生!

“lingyun,kuaifangkaixiaoruohan,tabushininenggouranzhide。”

zhoushaolonglianseyinhan,qidelianseyijingbianchenglezise。

tazirenconglingyunshouzhongqiangleguruoyun,huodelehendadechengjiugan,keshizheiguruoyunzenmenenggenxiaoruohanbi。

wulunshiqizhi,shencai,haishirongmao,guruoyundouhexiaoruohanchaleyidajie。

zijihaizaideyi,keshizheilingyunjingranhexiaoruohanchengqinle,zheitemedaliandadeyetaihenle。

guruoyunxinzhongyeshichongmanlenuhuo,zijibuyaodefeiwu,zenmekeyihexiaoruohanzheiyangdameinvzaiyiqi。

zheihaiyoutianlima,haiyouwangfama!

xiangdaozheili,guruoyunyibushangqian,chaofengdao:“lingyun,wozhidaowopaoqileni,nixinzhongbuhaoshou,keshiniyebuyongzheiyangyanxilaibaofuwo。”

呵呵!

lingyunsongkaixiaoruohan,lengxiaodao:“baofuni,niyepei,**。”

你.....

guruoyunqideliansezhanghong,xiangbudaolingyunrucibushitaiju。

zhoushaolongquantouwodegabazhixiang,nudao:“lingyunnizheigefeiwu,jintianlaozijiuyaochedifeileni。”

“xiangyaoranzhixiaoruohan,nizheigefeiwugenbenbupei。”

huabi,neixiebaobiaolikechongleshangqu,jianglingyunweizailezhongjian。

lingyunmianseyichen,shuangtongbeilansepuguang,lenglengdao:“guixia,xiangliayidaoqian,keyiliunimenyizhishou。”

哈哈!

zhongrenfachuyizhenzhangkuangdaxiao,zheixiaozibushifengleba,sidaolintoujingranhaikouchukuangyan。

“jiwonongsita,woyaorangtaguidiqiurao。”zhoushaolonghuanbaoshuangjian,luchuyilianzhengning。

yizhongbaobiaolikehuiwuzhequantouchongleshangqu,zuoshijiuyaojianglingyunnaxia。

lingyunshuangmuyideng,motongzhixia,zheixierenrutoumingleyiban,shenshangdeyaohaidoushixianlulechulai。

乾坤游步!

lingyunnaohaidewudaoxinxishunjianyonglechulai,yizhongshenfawujishizhanerchu。

zhijianlingyunjiuxiangyitiaoyoulongyibanchuanchazairenqunzhizhong,qingsongduokaileneixierendegongji。

玄阴指!

shuangzhibaofachuheiseguangmang,lingyunduizheneixiebaobiaodeshoubeidianleshangqu。

zhijianneishouzhiwanrugangtiesuohua,yijingjiechu,neixiebaobiaodegebogutoushunjianduanlie。

我的胳膊,断了!

yizhongbaobiaoguidiwuzhegebo,zaineifachuyishengshengtongkudeaihao。

“gainile,zhoushaolong!”

lingyunzhuanshenkanxianglezhoushaolong,xuehongdeshuangyandengzhezhoushaolong,yibuyibubixiangleta。

“zheibukeneng,nizheigefeiwubukenengzheimeqiang,wohenipinle。”

zhoushaolongnuheyisheng,huiwuzhequantouchongleshangqu。