第1章

周末,清晨。

xiaoliangwangzheyanqianzheigemeidebuxianghuadenvren,xiongqiangzhongyujiezheyituanwumingnuhuo。

jifenzhongqian,zheigenvrendaizhexingliqiaokailetagangzudefangmen,binglelingtayirizhineibanchuzheili。

“wozaishuoyici,congwodefangzilibanchuqu,wojintianjiuyaozhujinlai。”

“pingshenme?wogenzhongjieqianlehetongde。”xiaoliangyazhenuhuo。

nvrenshuangshouhuanxiong,yifushengquanzaiwodegaogaozitai,“wowenguolvshile,nihezhongjieqiandehetongshiwuxiaode,ganzounizuiduosuanwoweiyue,chuyushanliangfunisanbeiyajin,ruguonibuban,woyekeyizhaolvshihenitan。”

shuozhe,nvrencong**kuandemingpaibaobaolinachuyibenfangchanzheng。zai“fangwusuoyouquanren”neiyilan,heranxiezhetademingzi。

“kandaoleme?qiaoyanran,shiwobenren。”

xiaoliangzhangxiyikouqi,renzhenuhuodao:“jiusuanniyaoweiyue,keshibanjiazhaofangziyexuyaoshijian,qiao**shibushitaibadaole?”

zainingchengzheiyanggaoxiaofeidishourudedoushi,zuyijianheshidefangzibingburongyi。

bangeyueqian,tafuyuanguilai,zuzuzhaolesantian,caizhaodaozheijianliangshiyitingdefangzi。diliweizhibucuo,jiageyehenbianyi,jiushipoledian。

benyiweiyunqibucuo,nachengxiangluoruleheizhongjiedequantao。

dangqiaoyanranbafangchanzhengbaizaiyanqian,tayezhinengzirendaomei,benzheduoyishiburushaoyishideyuanzenaqiangundan。

“nijintianjiubanzou,jiusuanwoweiyue,tuinisanbeiyajin。”

qiaoyanransihujiyudafaxiaolianglikai,dangchangnachushoujizhunbeizhuanzhang,xiaoliangaiyulikui,zhinengmenmendetaochuyinxingkadileguoqu。

qiaoyanranjieguokaditoucaozuoleyitong,meitouhuranshenshenzhouqi。guoleyihui,neizhangqiaolianyijingguamanlehanshuang。

“gaisi,lianwoderichangshenghuokayedongjiele。”

“dongjie?”xiaoliangdangchanglele,“jiranmeiqian,qiao**yaobuhaishidengfangzudaoqiba。”

“不行!”

qiaoyanranguoduanyaotou,zitaishoulianlexie。

“xiaoxiansheng,jiwosantianshijian,santianhou,wohuifujiniweiyuejin!”

“我还不干呢!”

xiaoliangmeihaoqidao:“zheishidaopianzineimeduo,wozheiyizou,santianhouqunaerzhaoqiao**?”

“nidaodixiangzenyang!”qiaoyanranyuqibingleng。

xiaoliangyelailepiqi,lengxiaodao:“qiao**,shininfeiyaoganzouwoa,ninyishenmingpai,louxiahaitingzhehaoche,ganmafeiyaoweinanwozheigeqiongren?”

“sheiweinanni,woshizoutouwulucai……”qiaoyanranehenhendengzhexiaoliang,yanquanhuranweihong。

tazangzaineixinshenchudeweiqu,zaixiaoliangzheigemoshengrenmianqianchedijuedi。

congyinianqianfuqinchuchehuoxianruhunmikaishi,yizhangzhangweishande、exindelianshizhonghuanraoshenpang,rangtayebunengmei。

jiazuweileliyidelianyin,wuqingeshazhetaduixingfudekewang。

**yiyangdelianyinduixiang,shenzhipairenyanmijianshiletadezhuchu。

tabuxiangchengweiweilebinglengliyierxishengdegongju,zuizhongguqiyongqitaolechulai……

xiaoliangyouxiecuoe,xianranmeixiangdaozheinvrenhuiku。

tayuqihuanhelexie,bieguotoudao:“shihuagennishuoleba,womeiqianzhaoxinfangzi,niyaoshibutuiyajin,wozhinengzhuzaizheili。”

“那就一起住!”

qiaoyanranehenhendiuxiayiju,hurantizhexinglichaolicewoshizouqu。

“ei!zheibuwulaima?”xiaoliangganjinzhuiqu。

qiaoyanranjiaobutingzaimenkou,huitoulenglengdingzheta,“dengwotuileyajin,nilikegundan,zheishiwodefangzi,nicaishiwulai!”

砰!

suizheliwuwoshidemenzhongzhongbihe,xiaoliangdaidaizhanzaimenkou。

zheitemiaode,jiaoshenmeshiera?

xiangtashibasuilikainingchengruwu,chengweiyimingguangrongdejunyi,liunianjiangensuiduiwunanzhengbeizhan,quguocangmangwujidebeifanggebi,yecengshenruweijisifuderedaiyulin,zaixueyugaoyuanshangyingfengchangge,zaidongbuhaianxianshangtiaowanggutu……

yudirendouzheng,yuyanwangqiangming……rongmashengya,lijingshengsiwushu。

rujin,wozaizheishisudelaopoxiaoli,beiyigenvrenqifudaoletoushang。

dianlegenyan,xiaoliangyaotoukuxiao。

caiandingdelebangeyuedeshenghuo,zaicibeirendapo,xiangpingjingdehumiandiuruyikeshizi,fanqizhenzhenbowen。

xiaoliangyuexiangyueqi,qiaoleqiaofangmen,dashengdao:“wogaosunia,zheiliwanshangdianyabuwen,jingchangtingdian。”

fangjianli,chuanlaiqiaoyanranmeiyouganqingdeshengyin。

“知道。”

“xiashuidaoyejingchangdu,chufanglinaozhanglang。”

“我会买蟑螂药!”

“还有……”

“bishangnidezui,biefanwo!”

budengxiaoliangzaishuo,fangjianli,qiaoyanranlenglenghedao。

xiaoliangtanlekouqi,henhenqiamieyantou。

“zuihoutixingniyijua,neiwudechuangjiaohaoxiangduanleyigen……”

砰!

budengxiaolianghuayinluoxia,limianchuanlaiyishengchenmenshengxiang,bansuinvrendetonghu。

xiaolianglianshangfuxianyimokuaiyienchoudexiaorong,hengzhexiaodiaochaochufangzouqu。

yiguomantou,lianggejiandan,jiashangretengtengdeshucaitang。xiaolianglaidaocanzhuoshangzuoxia,zhuaqimantouhenhenyaoleyikou。

yizhuantou,faxianqiaoyanranzhanzaiwoshimenqian,dingzhefanzhuomianseyinqingbuding。

xiaolianghaoqidao:“nimenyouqianren,zaoshangyechimantouma?”

“xieyao,ganghaomeichi。”

qiaoyanranshunshilaidaoduimianzuoxia,tongyangzhuaqiyigemantou,xiaokouxiaokouchileqilai,shenseyijinghuifuzhiqiandetanran。

xiaoliangbeimantouyedezhifanbaiyan,dakoudakouhezheshucaitang。

zheinvren,qianbaoyaoshiyoulianpiyibanhou,tagujizaogundanle。

wuluncongchuanyidaban,haishicongqizhilaikan,liangrendoubusuanyigeshijiederen。

yincizheiyidunfan,liangrendouchenmoguayan,gehuaixinsi。

“jiuminga!kuailaijiujiuwodehaizi……”

jiuzaizheidunqingtangguashuidefanchidaoyibanshi,menwaihuranchuanlaizhenzhenfurendehujiusheng。

xiaoliangshuerqingting,quedingzheihujiushengshigebiyudasaodeshengyin。

suirancailailebangeyue,danduiyugebilinju,tahaisuanshixiangshu。

yudasaoshicongxiangxiajiaguolaide,zhangfuzaoshi,duzilachezhehaizi,yesuanshigekumingren。

tingdaohujiusheng,talikefangxiamantou,zhuantouchonglechuqu。

gebifangmendakaizhe,yudasaozhanzaimenkouleiliumanmian,handesangzishaya,danbodeshenyingxiandegewaiwuzhu。

kandaoxiaoliang,taxiangshikandaolejiumingdaocao,yibazhuazhutagebo。

“xiaoliang,nilaidezhenghao,kuaibangsaozikankan,yuanyuanzheishizenmele……”