第一章 天降帅叔叔

tianjiguo,yaohucheng,lingyinshanmai。

yigeshenchuanqianlansejinduandexiaotuanzi,zhengdunzaiyipianzhulinli。

hengchihengchide,wazhezhusun。

tadayuesansuideguangjing,shoulinazheyibatezhidexiaochanzi。

yuanliuliudexiaonaodai,maitoukanzheyijingwaleyibandezhusun。

qingchedeshuangmou,yanhanxiaoyi。

suizhetahuidongxiaochanzidedongzuo,zhenggexiaoshenqu,doubutingderudongzhe。

“haodayigezhusuna!”

xiaotuanzixiaokailehua,xiangdaozijiliedaodeneizhiyeji,jinwankeyiheyejizhusuntangle。

huran,kongqihaositingdunleyishun。

jiezhe,bianshiyigejudadeshenying,congbankongzhongdiaoluoxialai。

jiezhe,xiaotuanzibianganshoudaoyigunongnongdexuexingzhiqi。

xiaotuanzifangxiashoulidexiaochanzi,xiaoshouzaiyifushangsuiyicenglejixia,xiaoxinjinshendekaoxiangneigenanren。

kanyangzi,nanrenyijinghunmile。

weileyanzhengtashibushizhendehunmile,xiaotuanziyongxiaoxiaodejiaojian,henhencaileyixianeirendeshouzhi。

neiren,guozhenlianmeitoudoumeizhouyixia。

kanyangzi,shizhendehunmile。

xiaotuanzidunxiashen,bokainanzilingluandetoufa。

yizhangyingjundelian,bianchuxianzaixiaotuanzimianqian。

xiaotuanzikanzheneizhanglian,xiaoxiaodemeitoudouzhouzaileyiqi。

niangqinshuoguo,buxuduoguanxianshide。

kezheigenanren,zhangdegentahaoxianga!

kanzheneizhanglianyingjundelian,xiaotuanzimomingdeshanxindafa,lazhenanrendeyitiaotui。

puchipuchideyonglizouzhe,feilebantianjinger,caijiangrenladaoyichuyinnideshandongli。

tashenchuduanxiaodeshouzhi,qingqingdedazainanrenshouwanchu。

zheigenanrenzhongdule,erqieshenshanghaiyouyanzhongdejianshang。

kanyangzi,dexianhuiqunajiedudedanyaocaixing。

xiaotuanzijiujieleyihuier,yanjingzaikanxiangneizhanglengjiaofenmingdelianshi,haishixiadingjuedingwangjiapaoqu。

lingyinshandebanshanyaoshang,youyichujiandanganjingdeyuanzi。

yuanzili,youyikeguihuashu。

shudixia,youyigejianyidexiaoqiuqian。

zheishiniangqinweizijizuode!

zhibuguo,pingshiniangqinzuodeshijian,bizijihaiduo。

baishuangqieyidekaozaiqiuqianshang,weifengtuidongqiuqian,tianjingdexiaoqizhe。

xiaotuanzijianzhuang,nieshouniejiaodepaojinwuli。

congchuzili,nachujiedu、zhixue、xiaoyandedanyao,xiaoxinyiyidesairuhuaili。

jiezhe,tatoutoudetanchuxiaonaodai,kanzheniangqinhaizaixiuxi。

yushi,zaiyicinieshouniejiaodezhunbeipaochuyuanzi。

jiuzaitadejiao,mashangjiuyaotachuyuanmendeneiyike。

baishuanglanyangyangdeshengyin,huanhuanxiangqi。

“xubao,toutoumomodeganshenmequ?”

baixiaowenyan,jiaobudunleyixia。

tamanlianwunaidezhuanguotou,kanzheyonglandeshenzhelanyaodeniangqin。

“niangqin,jinrideshanjibuhaozhua,xubaonadiancaoyaoguoquzuoer。”

“抓鸡啊?”

baishuangjiangxinjiangyidekanzhezijiaerzi,neishuangqingchedeshuangmouli,zhenghanzhejisiaonao。

“ng,niangqinfangxin,xubaozhualejijiuhuilaijiniangqinzuoyejizhusuntang。”

“ruoshizhuabudaojiusuanle,zuoridejitanghaiyouyixie,nihuilaixiagejitangmianjiuxingle。”

“zhidaoleniangqin,fangxinba,xubaoyihuierjiuhuilai。”

baixiaojianniangqinmeiyouqiyi,maizhexiaoduantuidengdengdengdepaoyuanle。

cikeshandonglidejunjiuyin,yijingyouxieyishile。

tajidezijibeirenzhuisha,wuyizhizhongchuangruleyigejiejie。

然后,就晕倒了。

zhibuguo,tajidezijichulezhongdu,yejiuxiongkouaileyidao。

rujinzenmeshouzhihehoubei,huolaladeteng。

zhengyihuozhe,biantingdaodengdengdengdejiaobushengchuanlai。

tajingtidekanzhedongkou,buyihuierjiukandaoyigexiaotuanzipaolejinlai。

“shuaishushu,nixingle?”

xiaotuanzikaixindekanzheta,ertadeyanjing,quezaikandaoxiaotuanzideshunjian,daizhile。

zheigehaizi,zenmegentazhangderucixiangxiang?

“你是?”

buzhiweihe,mianduiyanqiandexiaotuanzi,tadefangbeizhixin,shunjianxiaosan。

“wojiaobaixiao,xiaoxiaosasadexiao,rumingjiaoxubao,shizheilingyinshandexiaozhuren。nibuxiaoxinchuangrujiejie,shiwojiuleni。”

baixiaopaizhezijidexiaoxiongfu,yangyangzidedexiaozhe。

“旭宝?”

“ng,niangqinshuowochushengdeshihou,fangqiaoshidiyilvyangguangsherushanlinzhijian,xuridongsheng,dafangguangmangzhiji,yinciqumingxubao。”

junjiuyinkantapoweizihaodeyangzi,buzijuedezuijiaohanxiao,yanshenwenrouqilai。

“duoxiexubaojiulezaixia。”

baixiaoyaoyaoxiaoshoubei,xiaoyingyingdekanzhetadelianpang。

“ruobushikanzaiwomenzhangdehenxiangdefenshang,woshibuhuiduoguanxianshide。yaoxiedehua,jiuxienizijidelianba。”

baixiaoshuozhe,jianghuailidejiedudanhaiyouzhixuexiaoyandedanyao,doudijileta。

“zheikedanyao,kejienitineizhidu。shengxiade,bianshixiaoyanzhixuededanyao。xubaohaiyaohuiqujiniangqinzuofan,jiubupeinile。”

junjiuyinningmei,haiyiweitashuocuole。

“nijininiangqinzuofan?”

“dangranle,woniangqinzhangdetaipiaoliangle,dehaoshengyangzhe。neishaohuozuofandecaoshi,zenmenengrangtachashouni?”

baixiaohenjiniangqinmianzi,meishuotazuofanjianzhijiushizainan。

shuoba,taweikongwanlezuofandeshijian,ezheniangqin。

tafeisudehuidongxiaochanzi,waleyikechunsun,linqizanghaodeyeji,jiuhuiqudunji。

buyihui,rehuhu、xiangpenpendeyejichunsuntangjiudunhaole。

baishuangzuozaineili,xingfudechizheerzizhunbeidewanfan。

erbaixiao,queyouxiexinbuzaiyan。

“旭宝,怎么了?”

baishuangjiantaxinbuzaiyan,jitajialeyikuaijitui,xiaoyingyingdekanzheta。

“niangqin,wo……wogangxiangqi,jintianxiawuwoxiawangdeweizhibudui,mingripazhuabudaoyejile。”

baixiaozuishangshuozhe,xinliquexiangzheneigeshuaishushuwanfanzenmechi?

neilishenmeyemeiyou,tahaishouzheshang。

baishuangxiaoyingyingdeshenshou,rouroutanaodai。

“meishi,dabulemingribuchiyejilema。”

baixiaoqueturanzhanqishenlai,yifujianjuedeyangzi。

“buxing,niangqinzenmekeyibuchiyejini?wozaiqubaweizhihuanyihuan,niangqinnixianchizhe。”

baixiaoshuoba,qishenwangchufangzouqu。

neilidezaotai,shijingguoteshugaizaode。

bizhengchangrenjiadeyaoaixuduo,danduisansuidexiaohaizilaishuo,quegangganghao。

buyihuier,tadegeboshangbiankuazheyigexiaolanzichulaile。

shangmian,doushiyixiezhuajidegongju。

kexiamian,queshitateyiliuchulaidejirouhexiaobing。

“niangqin,woyihuierjiuhuilaie,buyongdanxinwo。”

baixiaoshuoba,weikongniangqinbutongyi,biansakaijiaoyajiupaole。

baishuangziranbuhuizaiyi,tanxiyisheng,jiezhechierzideaixinwancan。

erzidexiuwei,tazuishiqingchubuguo。

zhenggelingyinshandedongwu,jiumeiyounengshanghaideleerzide。

suoyi,taziranbuhuijinzhang。

chenzheerzihaixiao,tayuanyizuoshenme,bianzuoshenme。

只要儿子开心就好。

baixiaokuazhexiaolanzigandaodeshihou,junjiuyinganghaoededuziguguluanjiao。

kandaobaixiaojiangjirouhexiaobingduanchulai,taneixingandaoqiansuoweiyoudewennuanyugandong。

“你偷偷来的?”

junjiuyinyebukeqi,nieqiyikuaijiroujiuchileqilai。

“嗯。”

baixiaoguaiqiaodediantou,niangqinshijueduibuhuishouliumoshengrende。

niangqinshuoguo,ruobeibierenzhidaotamenzaizheili,yihoutamenbianmeiyouanshengrizikeguole。

“xubaoyoujiulewoyiming,wogairuhebaodanini?”