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kaixuedangtian，wodeshiyouzaixinshengqunlilianfashijizhangxingganzhaopian，
yindequnlidenanshengmen“jingtanlianlian”。
“haojiahuo！zanmenqunlijuranzangzhegedameinv！”
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“nimenzheiqunnanshengbiexiaqihong！wozhishishouhuale。”
shiyoujiaojiaodiadiadeshengyincongshoujilichuanchulai，
“wofazhaopianshijisushe**meimenkande，gennimenzheiqunchounanshengkemeiguanxi！”
wokanbuguantaneifulvchayanger，jiuzaiqunlizhijiekaidui，
“guyanyantongxue，womenyeshiyouxiaoqundeba！
nixiangfajiuzhishuo，buyaonawomendangjiekou，womenduinideshencaimeixingqu！”
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wodexiaoxiyifachuqu，qunlianjingleyishun，suihouguyanyandebiaoqingbaoheyuyinjiu“chengchengcheng”dimaolechulai。
“muhua，nizenmenengshuozheizhonghuani？”
“woyeshihaoxin，xianggennimenjiaoliuyixiabaochishencaidefangfa，nikeqianwanbiebawodangchengneizhongxuyigouyinnanshengdenvhaizi！”
“wozhidaonideshencaikenengmeiwodehao，danshimeiguanxiya，wokeyijiaonide，nibuyongjiduwo，gengbuyongshuozheizhonghua！”
“wozheigeren，zuixihuannvhaizile，kendinghuijinxinjinlijiaonide，nibuyongdanxin。”
tingzhetaweiweiququdehua，haiyouneimanping“kuku”debiaoqing，wodebaiyandouyaofanshangtianle。
“zanmenjisuanjixiyigongsigenvhaizi，youdoubeifendaotongyigeqinshi，qinshiqunzaobabainianjiujianhaole，zenmebujiannizaineilifayan？”
womenjisuanjixijinnianyigongzhaolesigenvhaizi，guyanyanjiushiqizhongyige。
sushequnjianlexiaobangeyue，wohelingwailianggerenzaiqunliliaoderehuochaotian，jiuguyanyanyiyanbufa。
zuikaishiwohaiyiweitashiyinweihaixiu、neixiangbugankaikou，haisixinguliguotahenduoci，jieguorenjiayigezidoumeihui，zhuantoujiuzaixinshengqunliliqile“ainv”derenshe。
真是有够不要脸的！
“muhua，niwuhuiwole。”
guyanyangengweiqule，shengyinjiadehaoxiangnengqiachushuilai，
“wozhisuoyimeiyouzaisushequnlifayan，doushiyinweiniya！”
“wojuedeniyoudianxiong，butaihaoxiangchu，suoyicaibuganzaiqunlishuohuade。”
“ruguonijuedewozheiyangzuomaofanleni，neiwogennidaoqian，xiacizaiyebuhuile。”
guyanyandechayanchayuyichulai，likebodelequnlidabufennanshengdetongqing，yigejiaolichaodedaitouzaiqunli“taofa”wo。
“chenmuhuashiba？zuorenbuyaotaixiaoqi！nikanrenjiayanyandoubeinihechengshenmeyangle？”
“wonenglijiexiangnizheizhongzhizhidaosidushudenvsheng，xinliduoduoshaoshaodouyoudianwenti，danshichulaihuohaishehuijiushinidebushile！”
“woquanni，ganjingenyanyandaoqian，fouzewokendingbuhuifangguonide！”
shenmewanyier？！bufangguowo？！zheirennaozibeimenjialeba？！
woyouxiecuoedikanzhepingmushangdexiaoxi，yishijianjingbuzhitashirenzhende，haishizaiwanchouxiang。
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“lichao，wozhidaonishixiangbangwo，wohenxiexieni，danshiyeqingnibuyaozheimegenmuhuashuohua。”
“muhuashigenvhaizi，suiranrenpinshangyouxiaci，danshiniyebunengzheimeshuota，tahuihenshangxin、henhaipade！”
guyanyanyueshuoyuelipu，zuihoujingrantiwodaoqiqianlai，
“buhaoyisidajia，muhuazhishibutaishiyingdaxueshenghuo，sixiangbugoukaifang。
danshizheixiewodouhuimanmanjiaotade，haiqingdajiabuyaozaikezetale。”
guyanyandaowanqian，qunlijuranyishuiershuaqile“meiguanxi”sangezi，haiyourenzaikuaguyanyanrenmeixinshan，hualihuawaizhizeworenchouduozuoguai。
shenmedongxi？！zheiqunrenshinaoziyouwentima？！tamendaodishizenmekaoshangdaxuede？！