第1章

【luoluobaobei!wuwuwunizhongyukaibole!】

【haomihaomi!luoluokuairangwoxiyikou,heihei……】

【haojiubujianalaopo,nibuzaidezheijitian,laogongxiangnixiangdeshuibuzhe。】

【zhuboyaopaoluleba,xianzaiyizhouzhiboliangtianle,hehe。】

“wanshanghaoya,gegejiejiemen。”

“buhaoyisi,zuijinxuexiaolideketaiduole,nimenbuyaoshengqi。”

xiruandenvshengxiangqi,qingqingde,rerenteng。

liluoqingyaozhechun,wangxiachelechezijishenshangdejkzhifuchenshan。

“ta”taiqishuiguanglianyandexingmou,daizhejifenyinrenjueqiangkanzheshexiangtou,yanweiweihong,nongmidezhangjieqieruodizhanlezhan,xiangshimiludehudieban。

dingjidemeimao,shiruodeshengyin,xuanranyuqideshense。

rangzhibojianlidegezhongliwumantianfei,danmuyeshunjianbiaosheng:

【ta、takendingmeicuo!】

【mouxieechounannengbunengguncua,buyaoqifuwoluoluobaobei!】

【洛洛宝贝不哭!】

dangranhaishiyouxiewuyanhuiyu:

【zhubohaizaishangxue?nitongxuehelaoshizhidaonizuozhuboma?】

【kudehaokelian,laigegechuangshangkuba。】

——傻杯。

laoziliaoqiqunzinengbaniheku。

liluominleminchun,dileyanyaoshuideyanlishanguoyimoyane,tachuixiazhangjie,henkuaiyanshixiaqu,yidijingyingdeshuizhucongyanjiaohualuo。

lihuadaiyu,wojianyoulian。

jingtouwaidexianzhangshouzhiquefengkuangdichuozhefangguandetouxiang,cuitaganhuo。

——ganjinbaneixiekaihuangqiangdejiahuojinyan!

钱难挣屎难吃。

liluoxuanzewushidiaoneixiexialiubukandefayan,tiaozheyixiehaotingdedanmuhuifu。

“嗯,在读大学。”

“jintianhaishiwanyouxiba。”

qishililuoxianzaidezhuangkuangbiyiqianhaoduole。

tazuikaishizuozhibodeshihou,zhihuidaishangjiafa,chuanshangliyangjitadapeihaodeyifu,ranhouzaijingtouqianluanniuyitong。

suiranniudemeiyoumeigan,danshitajiejitadiandejiaxionghaishitingdade,jiashangtayingyingyiwodeyao、tingqiaofengrunde**、xianzhangbizhidetui……

gengbieshuoneizhangjuesedelian。

anzhaotadefangguanxiaoyushuodehuajiushi,liluojiusuanshenmedoubugan,wangneieryizuo,dounenghuo。

wanghongquanlisuiranbuquemeiren,danshidingjidemeimaoconglaidoushixiqueziyuan。

budaoyigeyue,zailiyangbeihouyunyingdebangzhuxia,liluojiushouhuoleshiduowandefensi。

dangran,quanshixiechengfenbuxiangde“haosezhitu”。

zuikaishitazhibojianliwuyanzhangqide,genbenbunengkan。

xianzaiguoleyinianban,tadezhuanxingjiazhipingtaideguankong,zhibojianyijingganjinglebushao。

女粉也多了很多。

zheiyidianrangliluohenkaixin。

yinweitaxihuannvhaizi,suirantachuannvzhuangba,danneishishenghuosuopo,tabenshenhaishizhinan。

liluoshuliandidakaiyouxi。

ershifenzhonghou,shuijingposui。

yigexiaoshihou,taxitisanjudebaifangmvp。

kanjianzijiasheshou0-10-2dezhanji,tayaoyaqiechi,zhijiejubao,shunbianbuxiangtongduisuoyouren。

【yidianjishudoumeiyou,nvzhubodashenmeyouxi?】

【baobeibiedayouxile,haojiumeikannitiaowule。】

【yiyannanjindeduiyou,luoluoyaobuquzhaoyushenshuangpaiba?】

【luoluokuaiqujiaonideyugegedainishangfen,zuixihuankanniliangdayouxile!】

liluowailewaitou,sisuozheyaobuyaoyaoshengyuchuanshanghao。

tacongyanzhizhubozhuanxingdaoyouxizhubo,youyibandegonglaodoushikaoshengyuchuan。

xianzhangdeshouzhizaishoujipingmushangyihua,meidengtazhaodaoshengyuchuandetouxiang,zhibojiandeyoushangfanghuranchuxianleyitiaoxingmudetishi。

——yonghu1jinrulezhibojian。

liluodongzuoyizhi,taiyan,xiayimiaobianjianzhibojianlideliwutexiaofengkuangdishualeqilai。

【yonghu1songjizhubozhangshangmingzhux100】

yigezhangshangmingzhuyaobabai,100gejiushibawankuai,kouchuchouchengluodaoliluoshoulideyeyouliuwanle。

jingtoulideliluoyanjingshunjianliangleqilai,lianyanqingche,mingmingshiyuanrunqingchundexingmou,cikequezangzheyigujiaoxia,ranlejifenjiaomei。

taweihuanglehuangtou,daizaibojingshangdesuogulianfachuqingcuideshengxiang。

——cubiandebaiseleisihuanzhuxianshoudebojing,zhengqianfangshiyigeyongbaisesidaixichengdedahudiejie,zaihudiejiexiafanghaizhuizheyikelingdang。

“xiexieyige~”liluodeshengyintiannijiaoruan,weiyindaizhezangbuzhudexiaoqueyue,jiaorentingqilaisusumamade。

yonghu1shililuodebangyidage,zhenggezhibojiandeshourujinbachengdoushiyangzhangzheiweidage。

meidengzhangshangmingzhudetexiaoshuawan,youshiyibofeitingtexiao。

十万多了。

liluodeyanjingmeirenzhuwanleqilai。

这冤大头。

zaixuanmudetexiaozhong,yitiaojinguangshanshandedanmubadaodizhanjuledabanshixian。

【1:zhanqilai,rangwokankan。】

liluoweiminzhechun,mantuntundiqishen,chezhequnbai,bojingshangdexiaolingdangdinglingzuoxiang,tazhuangzuo“keaijiaoxiu”dizaijingtoumianqianzhuanleyiquan。

qingchunyoutianmeidejkzhifuqun,haijunlingzi,xizhetuerlingjie,shangyiyouxieduan,ziranerrandiluchuneijiexuebaixianxideyao,qunzigangguotuigen,zhezhuchunguang,baiseleisidejixiwaweiweijizhetuirou,lezhemanmiaodexiaotuiquxian。

liluozhalezhayan,xingyanmanshibuanshishidedanchunwugu,shengxianruannuo:“gege,haokanma?”

——hehe,zheihainabuxianimen。

nanrenzuidongnanren,zaimopagundadeyinianzhiboshengyazhong,liluogengshikanqinglenanrendebenzhi,zhidaotamenzuixihuankanshenme。

guobuqiran,zhibojiandeliwuhedanmufengkuangdizaodongqilai。

zaigundongbuxiededanmuzhong,haishineijinguangshanshandedanmuzuiliangyan。

【1:好看。】

liluohuanhuanzuoxia,luchuyigetianxiao,“yigexihuanjiuhao~”

qishitajintianchuanzheishenyifujiushitediweizheiweibangyidagechuande。

taxianshizaimoubaoshangzhaoleyixiehaokanqiejiageangguideyifu,bajietufajidage,ranhoushuoxietianhua,rangdagexinganqingyuandizhuanzhangfukuan。

ertabagoumaijietufajidagehoujiulimatuikuan,xunsuzaipddshangzhaojishikuaiqiandetongkuan,shunbiandaituwuxinghaoping,xushidianzanshutaiduodianjiahaitedafangdefanletaershiyuan。

yejiushishuotayongsishikuaizhuanlesiqian。

——他可真是天才。

xiangdaochuaijinzijidoulideqian,liluoxiaodegengjiatianmei,henbudebazheiweibangyidagedangcaishenyeyiyanggongqi。

“yigexihuanshenmeyangdeyifu,wodoukeyichuane。”taruanzheshengyin,weiyinruoyousiwudidaizhejisiaimeideqingyi,guyigouyin。

yonghu1meiyouzaizhibojianlihuihua,shoujiquezhendongleliangxia。

liluochenzhezhibodekongxikanleliangyan。

【c:hao,wojizhule。】

啧。

闷骚的冤大头。

liluokanleyixiashijian,zaiaobangexiaoshitajiukeyishunlixiabole。

tayebuxiangjixudayouxi,qiandaoshouhouzhixianghunrizi。

“woxiangchixuegaole。”liluoduizhejingtouzhazhayan,mouguangqingchemingliang,“nimendengwoyixiae。”

tazhanqishen,xizhairouruandeyaozhiheliangtiaobizhipiaoliangdezhangtuihuangrujingtou,baihuahuadehuangrenyan。

taweizhuanshenguoqu,yinyinnengkanjianyaoceneigourendeyaowo。

buguohenkuai,yishanerguo。

“ta”debeiyingyuanqu,beifangjianmenyanzhule。

“噗嗤。”

kuankuoanjingdewoshili,houzhongdechuanglianyanzhuyese,yilaguandakaideshengyingewaiqingxi。

zhibojianlizhiyoudanmuzaigundong,aihaozheluoluobaobeizenmehaibuhuilai。

“啧。”

chengxunzhouqimei,kanzherenquloukongdezhibojian,xingzhipandaoyibanyingshengshengdikazhu。

tachuanzheyijianheisebeixin,luzaiwaimiandeshoubeijirouxiantiaoliuchangerjinshi。

yishouniezhebingpi,lingyizhishoudiankaitupian,shenchushoubeizaidiannaopingmushangbilebi。

“ta”deyao,shitakeyiyishouhuanbaodechengdu。

muguangxiaxun,luozaineishuangbizhizhangtuishang。

他不由遐想。

——

gongyulidezhongyangkongdiaojingjingyunzhuan,chengxunyangtousanliangkoubabingpiheledaban,yeyabuzhuxinlidehuoqi。

忽地。

fangjianmenbeituikai,neiyimoqianyingzhongxinyingrujingtou。

落入他的掌心。