dangchenxiaotuodiaozheyanzouchuhuiyishi，zhongxizhuangdahanwubuzailengxiao。
“xiaozi，shibaideziweihenshuangba！”
“ganjinshanzijijizuiba，rengecuoxiaoshiba。”
zheishi，nvmishuconghuiyishilizoulechulai。
laosijimenquanbuliangyanfangguangzhushizheta，qiwangtaduchuzijimingzi。
raner，nvmishuquexiangchenxiaotuopaogemeiyan，weixiaodao：“gongxichenxiansheng，nibeiluyongle，jintianjiukeyiruzhila！”
chenxiaotuosaoleyiyanzhongren，wugudisongsongjian。
咔嚓！
laosijimenxinsuileyidi，lianshang**ladeteng。
“zhei......shenmeqingkuang！heimu，jueduiyouheimu！”
国字脸大叫起来。
“laoge，nigaibuhuiyaodilaiba？geweilaogedoukeyizuozhengo。”
众人脸色尴尬。
“shualaiyouzenyang，nipingshenme？woyaojubao，yuehuijituanqipiandazhong！”
“dui！yuehuijituanqianjiwomenyigejieshi！”
老司机们振臂高呼。
zhangmishuyouxiebunaifandao：“nimenxiangyaoshenmejieshi？”
“zheixiaozinabideshangwomen？buxing，womenyaolaiyichanggongpingdebishi！”
“shuodedui，laiyichangnanrenjiandejiaoliang。”
“zheibuhaoba......laogemenzheibushimingbaizheqifurenme？”
guozilianyitingxiong：“jiuqifunilezadi！shibushinanren？”
“bielita，wojiaobaoanlai。”
zhangmishupielezhongrenyiyan。
“laogemenxiangzenmebia？”
chenxiaotuoshouyidan，yandiqingsongluoruyuanchudeyanhuigang。
yirendao：“nanrenjiandejiaoliang，dangranyaojiandanbaolidian。”
“shenmecaizuijiandanbaoli？”
“扳手腕！”
......
zhongrengaohu：“haotiyi！”
张秘书翻了个白眼。
zaizuodelaosijimengegelongjinghumeng，yishenmanlihaichoumeidifangfaxieni。
陈小拓面无表情。
“ok，sheinengyingwo，zheigezhiweijiushitade。”
“xiaozi，rushendiao，lingzunzhifou？”
“taizhuangbileba，woxianlaishoushita！”
nvmishujile：“chenxiansheng，nibiechengqianga！”
......
buyihuier，huiyishiwaileitaiyidajianwanbi。
chenxiaotuozuozaizhuoziyibian，laosijimenpaiqizhanglong，gegemoquancazhang。
diyigeshangzhendeshiguozilian，taluqixiuziluchulecuzhuangdeshoubei，shangmianhaiwenzheyige‘ai’zi。
“xiaozi，laofuyaomiaoshani！”
guozilianmengranyongli，chenxiaotuodunshibeitabanxialejigongfen，guozilianxishangmeishao。
qiguaideshi，daolezheigeweizhihou，wuluntazenmeyonglidounanyizaijinfenhao。
jianjiande，guozilianlenghanzhimao，eshangqingjinyetulechulai。
“啊！”
guozilianfadonglezuihouyibomenggong，shichulechinaidejinger。
zuihouguozilianzhijiezhanqilai，shenzhilingyizhishouyeshenguoqubangmang，ranerchenxiaotuodeshouyijiuwensibudong。
扑通！
guozilianjiaoxiayiruan，shuaifanzaidi，zuijiaoyoubaimoliuchu......
“老子就不信了！”
另一名老司机登场。
nvmishuzhanzaiyipang，qinyanmudulaosijimenyigegeconghaoqingwanzhang，daolaolianbiehong，zuihouquantangdaoledishang，liubixue、tubaimo、fayangdianfeng......
zhengzhuangbuyi，shenweicanlie。
taxinzhongbolanqifu，jingshengdao：“chenxiaotuo，nishimoguima？”
“bu，qingjiaowoguofudiyibanshouwang。”
......
banliruzhihou，nianqingnvmishujiudaichenxiaotuoqucanguangongsi。
“zheilishishichangbu，zhuyaofuzegongsichanpindeyunyinghexiaoshou。”
“嗯，很翘。”
nvmishuyaozheyinya，nazhewenjianjiadeyushouzaiweiweizhandou，“chenxiansheng，ninengbuneng......buyaodingzherenjianeilikan！”
chenxiaotuocongnvmishuduanqunshangshouhuimuguang：“baoqianbaoqian，woyikandaoyishupinjiurenbuzhuxiangguanshangyifan。ruguonibujieyidehua，wokeyiqinshouganshouyixiama？”
“介意极了！”
nvmishuganjuezijihunshenzairanshao，ruguobushiyuanzaimeiguodejituandongshizhanglinqinghuixianshengqinzilaidian，tajiyoukenengyijingbazheigechouliumangcaisi。
zhuyidaoshichangbulitoulaidexuduonanxingfenhendeyanshen，chenxiaotuodiaozheyanshulegezhongzhi。
......
xiabanshijian，zairenmenyiyangdemuguangxia，chenxiaotuodayaodabaizouchulemingzhudasha。
yiliangshenlansedemashaladitingzailouxia，yinqilehenduorendexianmu。
paocheqian，zhanzheyiweishencaihuobaodejinglinvlang，neibushijidazongjianma。
“manman，jinwanyoukongma？”
xizhuangbitingdejunyaqingnianpengzheyishuhongmeigui，xiangjimandileguoqu。
jimanmianwubiaoqing：“tangshao，woyijingshuoguo，duinimeixingqu。”
xizhuangqingnianwenyayixiao：“manman，wozhidaonixihuanpaoche，zheiliangmashaladishizhuanmenjinideliwu，xihuanma？biezheimegaolengma，peiwochigefanba。”
嘶！
gongsilouxiadebailingmenyipianhuaran。
太特么霸气了吧！
guoran，youqianjiushikeyiweisuoyuwei。
chenxiaotuoyanshenwanwei，zheichoubiao，gaibuhuishikandaoqian，jiuhenbude**dehuoseba......
“woshigexianshidenvren，danzheibingbudaibiaowohenbaijin。tangshao，qingnibuyaozaijiuchanwole。”
weiguandexiaonianqingmenchadianjingdiaoxiaba。
zheichunnvrenzhuangshenmejinchia！
ningkenzuodaopaocheliku，yebuyaozaizixingcheshangxiaodedaolibudongma？
嘀嘀！
yigechuanzhebudingkudeduanfaqingnian，qizheliangpojiuxiaodianlvchuxianle。
chenxiaotuodiaozheyan，zaimashaladipangbiantingzhu，xiaodao：“xiaomanman，zou，gedainiquchimalatang！”
kandaoyigejingerdixiangzijipaomeiyandechouliumang，jimanhenbudezhaogedidongzuanjinqu。
nitemesheia？xiaomanmanyeshinijiaode？
“haha，zhendeshilianpihounengdatianxia，zheiqiongguinalilaideyongqi？”
“haichimalatang？nizheimeliubizenmebushangtianni？”
renqunzhongdunshizhakaileguo，suoyourendouduichenxiaotuochizhiyibi。
xizhuangqingniandaliangleyifanchenxiaotuo，zuijiaobuzijueqiaoqilaixiaodao：“gexiayerenshijimanxiaojie？”
“hezhirenshi，womenkeshiyoujifuzhiqinde。”
“zhei......”tangshaodeliansekaishinankanqilai。
jimanjingedaolianhong，zheichoudiaozhenshi**daoletianxiawudidedibu！
“manman，tashuodebushizhendeba？nimenshishenmeguanxi？”
“关你屁事？”
chenxiaotuoxileyikouyan，huanhuantudaotangshaolianshang。
tangshaoqijifanxiao，lengshengdao：“woxiangnihaimeinongqingchuzhuangkuang，zaizuonaweipengyoukeyibangwojieshaoyixiama？”
“tashijianghaisishaozhiyidetangshengze，gentaqiangnvren，nibupabeidiudaohongpujiangliweiyuma？”
renqunzhongyourengaohuqilai。
“jianghaisishao？laozihaishijianghaixiaowangyeni！laozishuoshenmelema？zuorenyaodidiao，dong？”
“pei！shangyigexiangnizheimediaode，fentoucaoyijingliangmigaole！”
哈哈哈......
“曼曼，请上车。”
tangshaowanyaodakaichemen，baichuyigeshifenshenshidedongzuo。
“xiaomanman，gengezou，geyouyikourouchi，jiuyouniyikoutanghe。”
......
jimankanlekantangshao，zuolegeshenhuxi。
zhongrendoujinzhangdeanjingxialai。
zairenqundezhushixia，jimanshenxingkuankuan。
ranertazouxiangde，queshineiliangpodianlv！
shangletangshengzedeche，zaowandoudeshangtadechuang，zheigedaolijimanzaimingbaibuguo。
xiangbizhixia，jinguandiuren，danhaishishangpodianlvanquanxie。
“ruguomalatangbuhaochi，woyidinghuishalenide！”
jimanhenhendenglechenxiaotuoyiyan。
轰！
fangfoyigeqingtianpilijizhongtangshao，renmenzhenjingdeyanshenrutongyigegebazhang，henhenchoudaoletangshaolianshang。
jianghaisishaopaimingdisidetangshaojubeiyigeqiongbiqianglenvren？zheiyidinghuishangmingtianxinwentoutiaode！
yixiangxihuanhengdaoduoaidetangshao，yandexiazheikouqi？