第2章癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉

tayiweishilinchenquerfufan。

“nizenmeyouhuilai……”

shenyanranhuaweishuowan,kanqingzhanzaimenkouderen,buyoudedajingshise。“cuichong,zenme……zenmeshini?”

“zenme?henyiwaima?”daizhejinsibianyanjingdecuichongluchuyisiningxiao,zhijiezhuazheshenyanrandetoufajiangtazhuajinfangjian,pengdeguanshangfangmen。

shenyanranbeituidaozaidi,yanshenjingkongdekanzhecuichong,jingshengdao“cuichong,zuotiannizaiwojiulixiayaodeshiqingwobuzhuijiu,nihaixiangganshenme?”

“ganshenme?”cuichongningxiaodao“hengheng,ganni!”

shuozhe,cuichongdunxiashen,semimidekanzheshenyanran“niyiweinizuotianpaolebenshaoyejiuzhaobudaonile?wogaosuni,haimeiyouwocuichongdebudaodenvren!”

shenyanrancongdishangpaqilai,nudao“cuichong,nijiwofangzunzhongyixie,woshenyanranbushirenrennaniedewanou!”shuozhe,shenyanranbianyaozou。

“xiangzou?”cuichonglengxiaodao“haoa!niqianjiaozou,wohoujiaojiujiwodidicuiliedagedianhua,nilejiewodidide,zheigerenxinhenshoula,meishenmetabugangande。”

“nineididishenyunshuobatajidale?yaobushiwolanzhe,nineididizaojiubeifeile!”

shenyanranbeiduizhecuichong,renbuzhuhunshenzhandou,yanleishunzhelianjiahualuo。

一走了之?

yicuijiadeshilihecuiliedexinhenshoula,didishenyunshuokendinghuibeifeile!

不走?

shazidouzhidaocuichongjiujingxiangganshenme!

yitianzhinei,tashenyanranyijingshishenjiyigemoshengren,haiyaozaishishenjicuichongma?neitagenrenjinkefudejinvyoushenmefenbie?

yishizhijian,shenyanransuoyoudejiaoaohezizunquanbubeidapo。

taqiangrenzhuleishui,zhuanguoshendao“cuishao,wotiwodidixiangninhecuiliedaoqian,youshenmeshizanmenkeyishangliang,peiqianyekeyi!”

“peiqian?”cuichongyishengchixiaodao“wocuijiaxiangshiqueqianderenma?”

cuichongyibaniezhushenyanrandexiaba,ningxiaodao“wodidiyaodeshimianzi,woyaodeshi……ni!”

shenyanranyibashuaikaicuichong,lengshengdao“woshenyanranshiyouhunyuederen,shuwobanbudao!”

“niyoumeiyouhunyuegenlaoziyoushenmeguanxi?laozizhishixiangshuinieryi!”cuichongkanzheshenyanran,manlianyinxiaodao“ganghaojintiankaihaolefang,lianfangqiandoujilaozishengle!”

cuichongzhuantouyikan,kandaochuangshangdediandianluohong,dunshihuangran。

yishunjian,tanaoxiuchengnu,yibazhuaguoshenyanran,zhijiejiangtarengdaochuangshang。

“jianhuo,nizuotianwanshangjiugenyenanrenshuile?”

“cao!laoziyiweinitemeshishenmesanzhenjiuliedeqingchunyunv,yuanlaishigesheidounengshangdesaoniangmener!”

cuichonghongzheyanjingyaoqusishenyanrandeyifu,shenyanranzhengzhazheyibazhangdazaicuichonglianshang。

“cuichong,wogaosuni,wohesheishuidoubuhuihenishui,nijiusilezheitiaoxinba!”shenyanrannudao。

啪!

yijixiangliangerguangdazaishenyanranlianshang。

“doutemeshigelanhuolehaigenlaozizhuang?laozishuinishiniderongxing!jiwolaoshidian!”

嗤!

cuichongzhijiesikaishenyanrandeyifu,luchuxuebaidejifu。

jibianshishenyanranzaijianqiang,keyigenvhaizipengdaozheizhongshiqinghaishirenbuzhuleiliumanmian。

“gunkai!nijiwogunkai!”shenyanranxiesidilidecanjiaozhe,zhengzhazhe,xinlixiangzheshizaibuxingbianyaoshezijin。

cuichongningxiaodao“nibushimeinvzongcaima?laozijiuxihuanbaniyazaishenxiadeganjue!”

huagangluoyin,jiutingdaopengdeyishengjuxiang。

cuichongheleyitiao,haimeifanyingguolai,jiuganjueboziyijin,suihouzhijietengkongerqi,zhongzhongdeshuaizaidishang。

shenyanranleiyanmenglong,jiukandaoyigeshuxishenyingyingruyanlian,zhengshizuoyegentachunxiaoyidudelinchen。

linchenmanyanxintengdetuoxiawaitao,zhijiegaizhuleshenyanranluoludejifu。

ganggangtazaimenkoujielecuichongdedianhua,jiutingdaodianhualizheigenanrenehenhendao“jianhuo,niduodeguochuyi,duobuguoshiwu,laozixianzaijiubanleni!”

gualedianhua,linchenjiukandaoyigenanrenehenhendenazheshoujijinlejiudian。

linchencaice,zheigenanrenhenyoukenengjiushicuichong,tabufangxin,suihoujiugenleshangqu。

zaimenkoutingdaoshenyanrandehujiusheng,linchenzhijieyijiaojiangjiudianmenchuaikai!

“nitemedeshishei?ganguanlaozidexianshi?”cuichongnuzhizhelinchen。

linchenzhuanguotounushizhecuichonghoudao“woshinidie!”

shuozhe,dabuliuxingdezouguoqu,pitougailianjiushiyidunbaozou。

cuichongwuzhutoulian,canjiaodao“nitemezhidaowoshisheima?gandalaozi?worangnijiaporenwang,siwuzangshenzhidi!”

“nihainengmaren,shuomingwodadehaibugouhen!”linchenlenglengyixiao,zhijiezhuazhucuichongdeshouwan,lailegefanguanjieqinnashu。

zheizhongfanguanjieqinnadetongku,jibianshilinchenzaixuanwutezhanduideshihoupengdaodetezhongbingdoushoubule,genghekuangcuichongzheizhongshaoyeyangzi。

dunshi,cuichongrutongshazhuyibanhaojiaoqilai。

“fangkaita!”shenhou,chuanlaiyigelenglengdeshengyin。

linchenwanghouyikan,jiujianshenyanranguozhezijideyifuzhanzaishenhou,tadao“zheizhongrenzhajiugairangtahaohaoshouzui,buzhidenitongqing。”

“wobushitongqingta。”shenyanranjidao“nizhidaotashishenmerenma?nizhidaodaletahuijinidailaishenmehouguoma?”

“wobuguantashishenmeren,qifuwodenvrenjiushibuxing。”linchenzhandingjietiedao,tabenlaishixianghuilaizhaoshenyanransuanzhangde,meixiangdaozijizaicijianyiyongweile,zheisuanshenme?meikaierdu?buguohaolaizaiyizhangchuangshangshuiguo,nengbangjiubangyiba。

shenyanranyiting“wodenvren”,dunshiqiaoliantonghong,tahuoleershiduosui,haiconglaimeibeiyigenanrenrucibadaodexuanshiguozhuquan。xiangxiangzijibingmeiyouheduifangfashengshenme,shenzhishiduifangliangcijiuleziji,xinliyouxiekuijiu。

cuichongtingdaolinchenzheihua,zaikanshenyanrandebiaoqing,dunshihuanran“yuanlainijiushizheigejianhuodeyenanren!temede,meixiangdaolaozizuotianzuojushibianyileni!”

linchenyiting,dunshichijingdekanzheshenyanran。

yuanlai……tazuotianshibeirenzuojule,guaibude……

shenyanranxiangqizuowandezaoyu,jilikongzhizhezijideyanlei,yiziyijudao“rangtazou!”cuishanshitamendezuibuqidecunzai,tabuxiangrangduimianzheiren,yezhaoreshangmafan。

“zheicuibamingmingduini……”linchenfeichangchayi,shenzhihaiyouyixiefennu,nuqibuzheng。

“rangtazou!”shenyanranxiesidilihoudao。

cuichongzhidaoshenyanranshitoushujiqi,dunshichangkuangdaxiao。

tadeyidekanzhelinchen,tiaoxindao“xiaozazhong,tingdaolema?mashangsongshou!laoziyaoshiyougesanzhangliangduan,nimendoudejilaozipeizang!”

linchenhecengshouguoruciwuru?

tayanshenxuehongdekanzhexiaozhangdecuichong,zuanjinlequantou。