第1章 上门女婿

“轰隆!”

yishengjingleihuapozhangkong,piaopendayuhuahuaerxia。

weiyunanjiangshihaohuaxiaoqudeyitaozhuzhainei,liuyangzhengzaiketinglituodi。

meiyidaoleishengdouhuirangliuyangdeshentidayigelengzhan。

yinwei,liuyangganjuedaoyouyishuangshuangyanjingzaichuanghuwaikanzheta。

yijingguoshideyeyecengjingdingzhuta,wanshangqianwanbuyaokanchuanghu。

ruguoliuyangtaitou,huikandaoyizhangzhangyinsenkebudexiaolianzaikanzheta,xiangyaosuotademing。

rendouyousanbayanghuo,toudingheshuangjiangeyiba,erzheisanbayanghuo,zhiyoukaitianyandexiudaozhecaikandedao。

yaoshiximieyiliangbayanghuo,huozheyanghuoweiruodeshihou,bianshihuizhaolaizangdongxi,ruguosanbayanghuoquandouximie,neimezheigerenshibisiwuyi。

liuyangshenshangdesanbahuozhishengxiadiandianhuoguangzaiyaoyezhe,yidankandaozangdongxi,shoudaojinghe,yinqiqinti,dengyushiliangzhijiaodoumairuleguimenguan——

“咔嚓!”

huran,yidaoshandianzhaoliangleqiheideyese,rangchuangwaideyizhangzhangmiankong,gengxiancanbaiwuxue。

“啊!”

liuyangrenbuzhujingjiaoyisheng。

“啪!”

zuozaishafashangdeyiweizhongnianfunvbeiheleyitiao,tanucongzhonglai,chongguoqu,yierguanghenhendeshuaizailiuyangdelianshang:“nishiyaosima,hewoyitiao!”

zhongnianfunvshiliuyangdeyuemu,mingjiaowangxiaoli,erlingyibian,haizuozheyiweinvzi,tadaimeiruhua、mousiqiushui,jingzhideqiaolianwanrufendiaoyuzhuoyiban,meidewanruhuazhongdexiannv。

ertashiliuyangdeqiziyewanyu,zhishijiehunyinianyilai,liuyangliantadeshoudoumeiyoupengguo。

liuyangwuzhelianpang,daqidoubuganchuyige——

kanzheliuyangwonangdemoyang,yewanyulenglengdepieletayiyan,diuxiashouzhongdegongsiwenjian,huifangjianshuijuequle。

ruzhuiyejiayinian,liuyangshoujinbaiyanhewaku,shenzhihaishaobuleyixiepirouzhiku。

raner,jihumeiyourenzhidao,liuyangbingbushinanjiangshiren,ershishangjingrenshi,bingqiehaishimingmenzhihou。

liuyangdeyeyemingjiaoliuyun,naishixuanxueshijialiujiadedishiwudaichuanren,renchengyiyanduanfugui,liangyanduanshengsideliubanxian。

keshisheidoumeixiangdao,shiernianqianliuyangdefuqinturanbaobi,erliuyangcongxiaotiruoduobing,santianliangtouwangyiyuanpao,nanyijichengliujiayibo。

houjiwurenzhixia,liuyunxinhuiyileng,sannianqianxuanbujinpenxishou,zaiyinianqian,gengshisanjinjiacai,jiangweiyidesunziliuyangruzhuidaoyejia。

zaiwairenkanlai,shiyinweiliuyangtaiguofeicai,tayeyesihou,yimaoqiandoubuxiangliujita,rangtaqudanggeshangmennvxu,wonangdeguowanzheiyishengdele。

cengjingmingshengxianhedeliujia,zhicijiadaozhongluo,mingcunshiwang。

suoweiqiangdaozhongrentui,liujiameiluohou,cengjingyuliuyangchengxiongdaodidehaoyou,yuzhijuelie,gengshenzhe,yuliuyanghaishishanmengdechuliannvyou,zhuangeshenmashangtouruqitananrendehuaibao。

yiyezhijian,liuyangbujinshiquleyiqie,haidangshanglerenrentuoqideshangmennvxu。

“咚咚——”

cishi,menwaichuanlaiqiaomensheng。

shengengbanyede,neiqiaomensheng,bawangxiaoliyoushihedeshentiyizhan。

“wonangfei,jiwogunqukaimen,”wangxiaoliyinchenzhelian,shuodao。

liuyangkanleyiyanyijinghuifangjiandeyewanyu,zouqukaimenle。

menyidakai,zhijianyiweishencaiyouxiegoulou,toufahuabaidefurenzhanzaimenkou。

“妈!”

刘扬惊讶出声。

jigeyuebujian,muqinyuefadecanglaole,meitiandenonghuo,haijiangtadeshentiyadeyouxiebianxing。

“亲家母!”

sunyikanzhezhanzaiketinglidewangxiaoli,xiaozhedazhaohu。

raner,wangxiaoliqueshinaoxiuchengnudao:“wodangranshisheilaile,yuanlaishinizheigesaobaxing,nidabanyedepaolaiganshenme,banilaogongkesile,haixianglaikewomenma?”

zuoweiyigenvren,shizuijihuibeirenshuochengkefude。

wangxiaolihuayichukou,liuyangqideyaoyaqiechi,chuzaibaonudebianyuan。

wuruziji,takeyiren,danshiwurutademuqin,takerenbule。

“刘扬!”

sunyitaiqishou,zhuazhuliuyangyijingwochengquantoudeshou,yaoyaotou,shiyitabuyaochongdong。

“mingtianshiliuyangdeshengri,woguolaikankanta,sunyipeizhexiaolian,jiangshouzhongyilanzidecaifangzaidishang:“duile,zheishiwozijizhongdecai。”

huayingangluo,wangxiaolichongguolai,yijiaojianglanzijichuaifeilechuqu。

gezhongqingcaisanluozaimenwaiyidi——

“nimenxiangxiarenzhongdecai,doushiyongdafendangfeiliao,nishixiangrangwochishime?”wangxiaoliyilianbiyideshuodao。

sunyidizhetou,jishixinliwanbannaohuo,dantahaishirenzhele,zijierzizuolerenjiadeshangmennvxu,hetanshenmezunyan?

tameiyoushuoshenme,wanxiayao,jiangmenwaideqingcaizhugejianqilaifangzailanzhong。

kanzhemuqinwanyaojiancaideyangzi,liuyangxinruzhenzha,tengdelihai。

nanjiangshishisunyideniangjia,zheiyeshiweishenmeliuyanghuilainanjiangdeyuanyin。

kexi,zidaliuyangdeyeyesanjinjiacaihou,liuyangdejiujiu,lianjialidemendouburangtamuqinru,haiyizhenshuluo,rangtamenmuziyouduoyuan,siduoyuan。

wunaizhixia,liuyangdemuqinqulesunjiadiuqidexiangxiazuzhai,yigerenliaodaoyusheng。

cishi,wangxiaolizhuyidaolehaiyouyigexiaoqudebaoanzhanzaimenwai,tanumuershidekanzheneigenianqingdebaoan:“wohaizhengnamenzheigecunfushizenmejinlaide,yuanlaishinibatadaijinlaide。”

zheilizuoweigaodangdehaohuaxiaoqu,wairenshigenbenjinbulaide。

mianduizhexiongxiangbiludewangxiaoli,benlaidanzhanxinjingdebaoan,dunshilianseyizhenhongyizhenbai:“wangtaitai,shiwokantayigerenzhanzaiyulitingkeliande,erqietabutingdeqiuwo,suoyiwocaixinruanle——”

“shishishi,shiwoqiuta,tacairangdaiwojinlaide,”sunyilianmangqiuqingdao。

“womashangjinimendewuyejinglidadianhua,rangnimingtianbuyonglaishangbanle!”

wangxiaoliyoushijiangmaotouzhizhibaoan,baoanbeihedeshentizhiduosuo:“wangtaitai,qingniyuanliangwozheiyici,woxiacizaiyebuganle。”

xianran,meiyoujingguoyezhudetongyi,baoansizidairenjinlai,shishuyuweiguide,wangxiaoliyoushiyoutouyoulianderenwu,gaotayizhuang,takendingyaojuanpugaizouren。

“qinjiamu,qiuqiuni,buyaozheiyang,”sunyineixinyoukui,kukukenqiudao。

wangxiaolidengbizishangliandao:“yaowofangguotakeyi,nijiwoguixialai,qiuwo!”