“放屁！”
zhongniannanzibaotiaoruleidedashengdao：“nizaiganluanshuohua，xinbuxinwobanicongzheizuoqiaoshangrengxiaqu！”
“maotouxiaozi，xuelediankanmianxiangdepimaojiuxiangkuangpianwo，haizhuangxiele，wozhuangnima，youniangyangmeidiejiaodexiao**！”zhongniannanzidamazhe，moquancazhang，pashizhiyaoliuyangzaiganhuyanluanyu，tajiuhuidongshoudarenle。
liuyangmeiqingmuxiu，shencaihaishouruo，kanshangquruobujinfeng，keshimeiyourenzhidao，yitarujinlianqixiaochengdejingjie，bujinwujuzidan，haiyongyouqianjinzhili，gengshenzhe，shouzhiyiqia，koutuzhenhuo，nengjiangyigehuoshengshengren，shunjianshaochenghuijin！
dangzhongniannanzimaliuyang“youniangyangmeidiejiao”deshihou，liuyangtineilingqihuaweizhenyuan，chongdongdexiangyaosharenle。
buguozhuannianyixiang，zijibujiuta，meirenjiudeleta，rangtabeineixiesuizhemozhisiba！
liuyangyazhizhunuqi，zhuanshenbianzou，linzouqian，takanlesuoyourenyiyan，yanzhongjinguangyishanjishi——
“weishenmenihuishimian，nixinliyinggaiqingchudehen，fangxin，neigenvguihuiyizhichanzheni，zhiyaoniyibiyan，jiuhuimengdaota，zhidaotaxiguangnideyangqi，erqie，tabuhuifangguonijiazudemeiyigeren。”liuyangtouyebuhuideshuodao。
“嗡！”
dangliuyangshuowanzheifanhuadeshihou，zhongniannanziruzhaoleiji，erbianwengdeyishengzhaxiang。
zaizhongniannanzifadaizhiji，liuyangyijingzouxialelouti，xiaoshizailesuoyourendeyanzhong——
zhongniannanzirumengchuxing，xiangyaozhuishangqu，sihushilaibujile。
xiayimiao，liuyangdemoyangzaitanaohailikaishimohuqilai，zheigengrangtashuangtuidoushikaishiduosuoleqilai。
cike，zhongniannanziniutoukanxiangsuanmingxianshengmen，wendao：“nimenhaijidetadeyangzima？”
“——”
一石激起千层浪！
suoyousuanmingxianshengmudengkoudai，jiezhehunshenzhanli，huangkongbuan。
“噗通！”
“噗通！”
“——”
jihuwaku、fengcileliuyangyitiandesuanmingxianshengmen，shuangxixiagui，xiangzheliuyangxiaoshidefangxiangbutingzuoyi：“haiqingxianrenkuanshu，kuanshuwodengdewuzhi、wuli！”
zhongniannanzilengleyixiahou，batuikuangben。
renxingdaoshang，yigezhongniannanzixiangshifengleyibanzaixunren，meimeikandaoyigeqingnian，tadouhuipaoshangqianqunulideduanxiangyifan。
quedingbushihou，mashangxunzhaoxiayigemubiao。
jishiliuyangdeyangziyijingmohu，danshizhongniannanzihainengjidetamianrongdelunkuo。
kepadeshi，lianlunkuoheshencaidouzaijianjianmohuqilai。
zhongniannanzizhidao，zaibujishizhaodaoliuyang，zaixiangzairuodadenanjiangzhaodaota，rutongdahailaozhen！
cishi，liuyangzhengzhanzaigongjiaochezhandengche，takandaoleneigefeifujiguidezhongniannanzizaifafengsidezhaoren，ertayaozhaoderenshiziji。
liuyangbudongshengse，landequlihui，muguangyizhishikanzhetayaozuodegongjiaochehuanhuanshilai。
zhengdangliuyangzhunbeishanggongjiaochedeshihou，zhongniannanzipaodaoletademianqian。
ruguowanyimiao，liuyangpashiyijingshangchele。
zixidekanzheliuyangqingxiudemianpang，zaineidaoyishijihukuaiyaowanquanxiaoshideshihou，zhongniannanzizhongyuquedingle，tajiushizijiyaozhaoderen。
“xianren，haiqingxianrenjiujiuwo！”zhongniannanzimantoudahan，butingdeshuodao。
“xianren？hehe！”liuyangzichaodao：“wozhishiyigejianghupianzieryi，kebushishenmexianren。”
zhongniannanziliansefabai：“shiwoyouyanwuzhu，gouyankanrendi，haiqingxianrenyuanliang。”
“yuanliang？”liuyanglengxiaoyisheng：“gangcaishisheishuowoyouniangyangmeidiejiaode，nijuedewohuijiunime？”
“zhiyaoninyuanyijiuwo，jiuwoquanjia，ninyaoduoshaoqian，wodoudaying，”zhongniannanzidashengdao。
liuyangchizhiyibidao：“nideqian，haishiliuzhejizijimaiguancaiba，gaoci！”
“噗通！”
zhengdangliuyangbuxiangbeijiuchan，xiangquxiayigegongjiaochezhandeshihou，zhongniannanziguizailetademianqian，laoleizonghengdao：“zhiyaoninnengjiuwoquanjia，ninkaichushenmetiaojianwodoudaying，wojiazushangshangxiaxiajishikouren，laolaoshaoshao，kanzaitamendemianzishang，haiqingxianrenninchushouxiangjiu！”
cishi，guolurendouzaihaoqideweiguanzhe，gaobudongyigezhongnianren，weishenmehuixiangyigeqingnianxiaguiqiujiu。
yexutamenburenshizhongniannanzi，danshitamenjueduitingguotademingzi。
fangzhongkai，zainanjiangshi，wurenbuzhi，wurenbuxiao。
erfangjiazuoweinanjiangdingjidedajiazu，quanshihecaifu，fangyanzhenggenanjiang，nenggoubideshangdejiazu，quzhikeshu。
yaoshirangrenzhidao，tangtangfangjiajiazhufangzhongkaijirenxiagui，haishijiyigeqingnianxiagui，zheijueduishihuijirenyizhongtiandoutaxialaideganjue，wurenganxiangxin。
raner，zheiyimuzhengzaifashengzhe。
liuyangbenlaishibuxiangguantamenfangjiadesihuo，keshizhuannianyixiang，bijingshijishikourenming，qitarenshiwugude。
“suanle，jiurenyimingshengzaoqijifutu，qilaiba，wohuibangnimenliujiaduguozheicinanguan，”liuyangshuodao。
fangzhongkaijidongdeganjitilingdao：“xiexiexianren，xiexiexianren，shichengzhihou，wofangzhongkai，bidangzhongxie！”
“方中凯？”
tingdaozheigemingzi，liuyangxintouyizhen。
jishizhilainanjiangyiniandeshijian，danshiliuyangyetingguofangzhongkaizheigemingzi，neikeshiduoduojiaodounengrangzhenggenanjiangdouyidoudedarenwu。
buguoliuyangxianzaikeshiyimingxiuxianzhe，fangzhongkaizaitayanli，yezhibuguoshiyigefanfusuzieryi。
“shi，wojiushifangzhongkai，haimeiqingjiaoxianrenfahao？”fangzhongkaihuanhuanqishen，wubigongjingdewendao。
法号？
liuyangxinliananfaxiao，baibaishoudao：“womeishenmefahao，wozhishiyiweigangrudaodexiudaozheeryi。”
“xiudaozhe？neiganwenninguixing？”
“我姓刘！”
“neiwochenghuninyishengliudashi，kehao？”
liuyangdiandiantou，jiaoliudashi，shaoweitingdeshuneryixie。
fangzhongkaipeizhexiaoliandao：“neiliudashi，ninshenmeshihoubangwoquxie？”
“这个嘛！”
liuyangxianglexiang，xuanjidao：“mingtianzaoshang10dian，wozaizheilidengni，daoshihounidaiwoqunimenliujiadezufenkanyikan。”
“xianzaibuxingme？”fangzhongkaiwendao。
fangzhongkaishiyikedoubuxiangdeng，yinweitajitiandoubuganheyanle，tazhendehaoxiangshuiyijue，ganjuekuaiyaojianchibuxiaqule。
“buxing，”liuyangyaoyaotoudao。
fangzhongkaiwendao：“shibushiyoushenmejiangjiu？”