第1章 傻子赘婿

hangchengshi,ershicenggaodemotiandashadingceng。

zhangyipiaopiaodeyexuanyuan,yingfengerli,wanruoxianren。

tayaohuangzheshouzhongdeboliping,wangzhepingzhongneizihongseyeti。

“zhengzhengwuqiannianle,zheiyihui,wozonggaisileba!”

zuoweirenshijianzuihouyimingxiuzhenzhe,yexuanyuanhuolezhengzhengwuqiannian。

conghuangdidazhanchiyou,daoqinshihuangyitongqiguo。

tacengyushixianlibaibajiuyanhuan,yecengtongkongzizhouyoulieguo。

canghaisangtian,shishibianqian,weiyibubiande,zhiyouziji。

wuqianniansuiyue,yexuanyuankanbianshijianyanliang,zhidaoyouyitian,tafaxianzijiduiyuhuozhe,yijingchanshengleyane。

tataoyankanzheshenbianzhirenyigegelaoqu,zijiquerongyanyongzhu,shengsibumie。

renrenkongjudesiwang,duiyuyexuanyuaneryan,fandaochengleyizhongshewang。

tiaolou,gewan,shirensuonengxiangdaodefangfa,yexuanyuanquandouchangshileyibian,wuyiyouxiao。

rebingqishiqi,tatoushenzhanchang,zhudongxunsi。

danzaidijunmengliedeqianghuopaohongzhixia,yexuanyuanhaofawusun。

napajiulianyuanzidanzheidengrenjianshaqi,douwufajiangqihuimie。

qiusibude,yexuanyuanjihuyaofafeng,takaishifengkuangfanyueguji。

zhongyu,zaiyibenshizunliuxiadegujizhong,yexuanyuanzhaodaolebeiyuweixiuzhenjiediyiqidudejiutianzhenjiudepeifang。

suirancailiaoxique,danhaofeibainian,yexuanyuanzhongyushijiangqilianzhichenggong!

xiankaipingkou,wenzhelimiandedandanjiuxiang。

“再见了!”

zuihoufukanleyanzheishijian,yexuanyuanjiangdujiuyiyinerjin。

yekongzhong,renmenzhikandaoyimobaiyingziloudingzhuixia。

砰!

shumiaoguohou,juxiangshengchuanlai,yiqieguiyupingjing。

……

五年后。

hangcheng,hongtaiyangyoueryuanmenkou。

yiminglalilata,kouyanwaixiedenanzi,zhengyikaozaiqiangjiao,dengdainverfangxue。

zhouweijiesonghaizidejiazhangquandoumanlianbiyidikanzhenanzi,fenfenyutabaochijuli。

nanzi,zhengshirujindeyexuanyuan!

dangnian,jiutianzhenjiubingweijiangtadusi,fanerjiangtaduchengleyigeshazi。

jijingliulang,yexuanyuanbeihangchengbentudeerxianshijialinjiadaizou,ruzhuiqulelinjiazuixiaodesunnv,linyueweiqi。

qiyuanyou,zhiyinlinyuedelianggeshubo,danxinlinyuechuzhongdecainenghuiyingxiangdaotamendezinvjichenglinjiajiaye。

yiner,yiquanshiweibilinyue,shenzhiqiangpoliangrentongchuang,shengxiahaizi。

叮铃铃!

fangxuelingxiangqi,yimingbeizhefenseshubao,zhazhemaweibiandekeaixiaonvhaizouchuyoueryuan。

“baba,tongtongjintiankeguaile,nikan,zheishilaoshijianglijitongtongdexiaohonghua!”

kandaolaijiezijideyexuanyuan,tongtongbengbengtiaotiaoyingleshangqu。

tazhizheetoushangtiezhedeyiduoxiaohonghua,shuiwangwangdeyanjingwanchengleyueya。

“tongtong,zhen……bang!”yexuanyuanchaotongtongshuqiyigendamuzhi,yilianshaxiao。

zailiangrendeshenhou,yimingyuantouyuannaodexiaonanhai,zhengmianmuzhengning,zhizhebuyuanchudetongtong。

“baba,jiushineigexiaojianren,shitaqiangzoulelaoshijiwodexiaohonghua!”

“meishi,bajinitaohuigongdao!”wangmengfennudikanxiangyexuanyuanfunv。

yigejianbuchongleguoqu,wangmengjiuqiyexuanyuandeyiling,lunqigebo,yibazhangchouzaiyexuanyuanlianshang。

“malegebazide,nigeshazideguinv,yeganqifuwowangmengdeerzi?”

yexuanyuanshuaidaozaidi,shouzhangdoubeimochuxuelaile。

tataiqitoukanxiangwangmeng,yanshenzhongliuludemanshijuyi。

“dui,duibuqi!”rujindeyexuanyuanzhiliyudun,aidaaima,conglaibuhaishou。

kewangmengquebulingqing,taiqijiaolai,henhenzhaozheyexuanyuanshenshangchuaiqu:“duinimaa!choushabi!”

tongtongjianzhuang,jimanghuzaiyexuanyuanshenqian,yankuangzhizhongleishuibutingdidazhuan:“nibuyaoqifuwobaba!”

zheishi,neimingxiaonanhaichongleguolai,yibajiangtongtongtuifan,cubaodichexiatongtongetoushangdexiaohonghua。

“zheishiwode!nibabashishazi,niyeshishazi,shazibupeiyongyouxiaohonghua!”

tongtongyanquanfanhong,weiqudikuchushenglai,jiandaonvershouleweiqu,yexuanyuanxinzhongfangfozhenzhabantengtong。

“tongtongbieku!bababaobao!”yexuanyuanzhinengbaozhetongtong,butingdianwei。

yixiaoshihou,yiliangheisedazhongtingzaileyoueryuanmenkou。

yishenolzhifudelinyuejiaojizouxia,kandaolexiaomenkouzhengbaozhetongtongdeyexuanyuan。

yexuanyuanmanshenshishang,mubuzhuanjingdikanzhehuailishushuidenver,manlianxingfudexiaorong。

“yexuanyuan!fashengshenmeshile?worangnijiegehaizi?nizenmebeidachengzheiyang?”

yexuanyuanfaxianlinyuedaolai,tazhizhiwuwudixiangyaojieshi:“wobuzhidao,tadawo,qifutongtong!”

“si……laopo,wotouteng!”yexuanyuanzheifanhaowuluojidehua,ranglinyuewunaiyaoleyaotou。

huidaojiahou,dengtongtongxinglai,linyuecaicongtongtongneilidezhileshiqingdejingguo。

“mama,shiwangmingmingbuhao,neigexiaohonghuashilaoshijianglijitongtongde,wangmingmingmeiyou,tazhaotababalaiqiang!”

“mama,nibiemababahaobuhao,tabeirendale,douliuxuele,tongtongxinteng……”tongtongduzhexiaozui,yiliandanyou。

“ng。”linyuexiaozherouleroutongtongdenaodai,kanxiangshafashangzhengduizhedonghuapianshaxiaodeyexuanyuan,yanjiaofansuan。

“weishenme……weishenmenipianpianshigeshazini?”

wanfanguohou,yexuanyuanganjuenaozilixiangshiyoushenmedongxizhengzailuancuan,zheizhongganjueyijingchixuhaoduotianle。

yexuanyuanyiliantongku,youhanleju:“laopo,wotouteng。”

“huogai!sheirangniaidadoubuzhidaohaishoude?”linyueyuqibingleng,quehaishizhaolailehonghuayou,tiyexuanyuantumoshangkou。

qijian,yexuanyuanjicitengdexiangyaotaozou,doubeilinyuesisianzhu。

“biedong!niyaoshizailuandong,woyihoudoubuguannile!”

shuowanzheijuhua,yexuanyuanzhongyushilaoshilexialai。

“laopo,wobudong,nibuyaobuguanwo。”yexuanyuanyilianhanxiao。

jiantazheifudaishademoyang,linyuetanxiyisheng,zijihebigenyigeshazijiaojingni。

xiangduiwuyan,huoxushiweilepaijiexinzhongdeyumen,linyuejiangzheixietianfashengdeshiqingshuojiyexuanyuanting。

“nizhidaoma?womenlinshijituan,zuijinreshangleyiqiguansi。”

“duifang,shihangchengdeyixianhaomen,zhangjia。”

“zhangjiadeshilitaida,womendezuibuqi,nainaixiangyaoheduifangtingwaihejie。”

“zhanggongzidayingle,quetichuyigeyaoqiu,yaowopeitashuiyiwan。”

“wobuqudehua,nainaijiuhuibawoganchugongsi!”

“yinweini,bamayijingbuyaowole,xianzaijialidoukaowoyigerenchengzhe,tongtonghaizaishangxue,wobunengdiulezheifengongzuo。”

“yexuanyuan,ninengbunenggaosuwo,woxianzaigaizenmeban?”shengyinluoxia,linyuebujinhongleyankuang。

“shuijue?zhiyaoshuijuejiukeyilema?”yexuanyuanwaizhenaodai,bingbumingbailinyuehualideyisi。

linyuekuseyixiao,yaoleyaotoushuodao:“suanle,wojiubugaiwennide。”

qishenzhishi,linyuefanhongdeyankuangli,yidijingyingdeleizhuliutangerxia,luozaileyexuanyuandeshoubeishang。

“woxianqushuile,niyezaodianxiuxi。”

linyuezouhou,ketingneilizhishengxialeyexuanyuanyiren。

tashashadikanzheshoubeishangdeneimoleihua,buduanhuixianglinyueganggangshuoguodehua。

turan,yexuanyuannaohaizhongneiguluancuandeganjuezaicixilai,erqieyufadiqianglie。

yexuanyuanganjuezijidenaodaikuaiyaozhakai,wushujiyizaizheiyikefengkuangyongrunaohai。

tabaozhenaodai,zaiketingzhongbuduanfangun,dahuailebushaodongxi。

wunei,linyuegangganghongshuitongtong,bianbeiketingdedongjingjingrao。

tazouchufangjian,kandaoyexuanyuanzhengningdemoyang,yebeiheleyitiao。

“nizenmele?kuaidiantingxia!”

linyuebaozhuyexuanyuan,zhizhizheiyike,yexuanyuanfangcaiganjuenaohaizhongdetengtong,jianqinglebushao。

taetoumanshilenghan,yishizhujianhunchen,hunmiqian,yexuanyuantingdaolinyuedaizhekuqiangdeshengyin。

“buyaoa!yexuanyuan!nikeqianwanbuyaochushia……”