wojianguaibuguaikailezhibo。
弹幕蜂拥而至。
【zuoxiangchiguaqunzhongdiyipai！】
【qiqijie，ni！shi！wo！de！shen！】
【woyuanchengzhiweineiyuzhiguang，neiyuzhengzhijiukaonile】
【bushiba，yiciqiaoheshuobudingtazhidaoneimuni】
wogangkaiqilianmai，jiuyiduirenfengyongzhefaqileshenqing。
woanzheyanyuansuiyitiaoleyige，sheizhizheiciyishanglaiyouyaowojimingxingsuanming。
“zheiweiguanzhong，zheiyizhanghezhaolizheimeduorennixiangyaosuannage？”
【haojiahuo，zhijieshangnantuanleshiba？！】
【zheiweijiemeiniqiangtouyoudianduoa，tuanfensaigao！】
jingtouneibiandenvshengjiujiebantian：“bunengdousuanma？tamenshiyigeteamyigejiti，xingtongyirenmabushi？dabulewozaiduochudianqian？”
wogankaizheyaotou：“benlaiwozhigaiweinibenrensuanming，shangcipoliyeshiyinweiwokanchulaineigemingxingjuefeishanlei，suiyikuitantarendemingyunshiyaozaotianqiande。”
“a，qiqizhubonizheigeyisishibushijiushishuowofendetuandoushihaoren？！”
woshale，yiyisaoguoneinvshengnazhedezhaopian。
“zhinengshuo……meiyoutaidadewentiba。”
nvshengxiaxianzhihouyoujielianlianshangleyiduizhuixingnvhai。
“qiqizhubonikanwojiafanfanruhe？”
“……xidu，xiayige。”
“那我家峰峰呢？”
“……嫖娼。”
“wojiakunkunzongmeiwentileba！jieshenzihaodiyiren，chaodanchunde！”
“……buchuyiwai，tayinggaiyijingyouhaizile。”
yishijian，wodezhibojianchadianbeizhuixingnvhaideyanleiyanle。
【chuanxiaqu！neiyuwanle！】
【bu，neiyuhainengjiujiu，qiqijianxingdarena！】
【热度第一了，6】
wokanzhediannaokadeyidunyidundeliwutexiao，zuizhonghaishiguanbilezhibo，ranhoutixianlezuijinzhuandeqian。
wonachuyibandeqianjuanjilecishanzuzhi，zheiyangdehuakeyileijigongde，xiacikendingnengtougehaotai。
shenyewogangzhunbeitangxia，menkouyouchuanlailejiqiedeqiaomensheng。
nandaochentianhuiyouhuilaile？！